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Title: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 07:36:49 PM: (http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100719/lindsay-lohan-2-320.jpg)

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Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Ichirou on July 06, 2010, 07:38:29 PM: 90 days in jail. :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 07:40:19 PM: If she is smart, she should contact E! or Bravo to make a reality television show of her ninety days behind bars.

LOHAN: BEHIND BARS
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 06, 2010, 07:40:31 PM: (http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/harrisonfordwhogives.gif)

I use this a lot, but only because it truly applies so often.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 07:41:51 PM: Juice, you obviously underestimate the severity of sending arguably the greatest female actress of our generation to serve HARD TIME in a Los Angeles county prison! ... is there a suicide pool yet, and how much would it cost to enter?
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 07:42:48 PM: On the bright side, she's already had sex with women before.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 07:43:06 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Ichirou on July 06, 2010, 07:46:49 PM: According to the Sheriff in charge of the case, most women serve only 25% of their sentences for cases like this. So only 23 days in jail. :(
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 06, 2010, 08:05:05 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 06, 2010, 07:40:31 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/harrisonfordwhogives.gif)

I use this a lot, but only because it truly applies so often.

If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have posted in the thread :smug
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 06, 2010, 08:10:56 PM: Why are we wasting tax money to send her to jail again? I thought California was beyond broke?
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Brehvolution on July 06, 2010, 08:24:43 PM: Fish...Fish...Fish...Fish... Fish...Fish... Fish...Fish... Fish...Fish...

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Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 06, 2010, 08:33:44 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 06, 2010, 07:40:31 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/harrisonfordwhogives.gif)

I use this a lot, but only because it truly applies so often.

god damn harrison ford looks like my dad when he does that
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Bloodwake on July 06, 2010, 08:38:22 PM: Remember when she used to be hot? that was like forever ago.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: pilonv1 on July 06, 2010, 08:50:18 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 07:40:19 PM
If she is smart, she should contact E! or Bravo to make a reality television show of her ninety days behind bars.

LOHAN: BEHIND BARS

E! has probably already been in contact with her. Living Lohan: Prison Style debuts 8pm/9pm Central this Sunday on E!
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 08:54:30 PM: Make her do celebrity challenges to get reduced jail time!
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 08:59:31 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on July 06, 2010, 08:38:22 PM
Remember when she used to be hot? that was like forever ago.

You really won't hit that now? Aside from the freckles, her bod is still hot. She still passes the elevated penile blood flow test whenever I see her in a bikini.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 06, 2010, 09:01:37 PM: only when they airbrush away the crabs from her bikini line
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Beezy on July 06, 2010, 09:02:24 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on July 06, 2010, 07:39:26 PM
Hey its Dixie Kong!
:lol
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM: Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit :-\
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 09:16:19 PM: Maurice would still hit it.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:17:19 PM: Well yea, but still
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit :-\
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 09:21:54 PM: I can't wait 'till Miley Cyrus gets coked out and ends up sharing a padded cell with Lohan.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 09:25:01 PM: PD just might get his chance. IR is pretty much the only thing that'd save Li-Lo's career now.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 06, 2010, 09:25:25 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
I can't wait 'till Miley Cyrus gets coked out and ends up sharing a padded cell with Lohan.

It would be worth it for the Billy Ray interventions alone.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 06, 2010, 09:25:37 PM: still would smash
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:27:24 PM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit :-\
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Fuck you're right :(

Oh well, maybe Lohan knew her fate was set regardless of her actions
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 09:28:18 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 06, 2010, 09:25:37 PM
still would smash

But Janet only gets sidehugs? :fbm
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:30:36 PM: Sidehugs might be too dangerous on Lohan. Might have to penetrate her armpits, assuming she hasn't used the veins in there
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 06, 2010, 10:18:26 PM: I hope Letterman interviews her after.

[youtube=560,345]EnWBbqOBBSM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: chronovore on July 07, 2010, 12:38:40 AM: I'd like to see Letterman have her and Martha Stewart on, call it the "Jailbirds Special."
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Mandark on July 07, 2010, 12:47:59 AM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit :-\
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Raquel Welch!?

Goddam kids today...
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 07, 2010, 01:14:19 AM: Molly Ringwald :drool

Julie Andrews :drool :drool
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 07, 2010, 01:46:25 AM: Quote from: Mandark on July 07, 2010, 12:47:59 AM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit :-\
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Raquel Welch!?

Goddam kids today...

I'd still hit Raquel Welch.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 01:52:38 AM: Quote from: Mandark on July 07, 2010, 12:47:59 AM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2010, 09:13:11 PM
Has any woman destroyed her sex appeal faster - long before her peak - than Lohan? holy shit :-\
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

Raquel Welch!?

Goddam kids today...

(http://www.canarias7.es/blogs/televisionpura/fashion_MadMen102B_0411.jpg)
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: brawndolicious on July 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM: ^naturally blond.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 01:54:38 AM: pointy knees
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 01:59:48 AM: All still faring better than Chasey Lain,

(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3981/dsc0259k.jpg)

:yuck
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: brawndolicious on July 07, 2010, 02:00:12 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 01:54:38 AM
pointy knees
can't blame her for being top heavy.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Groogrux on July 07, 2010, 02:37:42 AM: (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080323170531/harrypotter/images/5/52/Vernon_Dursley_OOTP.jpg)
Justice.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 07, 2010, 04:20:18 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 08:59:31 PM
Aside from the freckles, her bod is still hot.

Stop with that bullshit.

Quote from: OptimoPeach on July 06, 2010, 09:18:42 PM
I disagree with this part. I've never seen a ginger that aged well

You too.

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 07, 2010, 01:52:38 AM
Goddam kids today...

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(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8700000/Christina-Hendricks-Esquire-Photoshoot-HQ-christina-hendricks-8730764-2008-1961.jpg)

Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM
^naturally blond.

Are you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged? Seriously. Are you?
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 04:25:07 PM: I was talking about Lohan. There's not one inch on her body that is not freckled. It's just a personal turn-off.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 07, 2010, 04:26:05 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
I was talking about Lohan. There's not one inch on her body that is not freckled. It's just a personal turn-off.

Well, fine, but I'd like to remind you that some of us can't help it and that you should stop hating. >:(
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 04:31:45 PM: :fbm
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: brawndolicious on July 07, 2010, 06:36:12 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 07, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM
^naturally blond.
Are you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged? Seriously. Are you?
What I'm saying is that her hotness doesn't actually defend the ginger genes. Does she look good with red hair though? Absolutely.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 12:05:34 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 06:36:12 PM
What I'm saying is that her hotness doesn't actually defend the ginger genes. Does she look good with red hair though? Absolutely.

???

This does not exactly convince me that you're not distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2010, 07:30:25 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on July 07, 2010, 06:36:12 PM
What I'm saying is that her hotness doesn't actually defend the ginger genes. Does she look good with red hair though? Absolutely.

???

This does not exactly convince me that you're not distinguished mentally-challenged.
???

she is a blond that dyes her hair red. how does that make her a ginger?
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: OptimoPeach on July 08, 2010, 07:54:23 PM: Haha I had to google Raquel Welch, and then I was like, "Ohh yeah, I remember her from that one Seinfeld episode."

I forgot about Christina Hendricks, though
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: chronovore on July 10, 2010, 09:06:09 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 07, 2010, 04:26:05 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 04:25:07 PM
I was talking about Lohan. There's not one inch on her body that is not freckled. It's just a personal turn-off.

Well, fine, but I'd like to remind you that some of us can't help it and that you should stop hating. >:(
Man, bruddah, accept yo' freckles and dismiss the haters. There are plenty of peeps that love our freckled bods. :wag :wag

:punch
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:14:53 AM: Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2010, 07:30:25 PM
???

she is a blond that dyes her hair red. how does that make her a ginger?

You are totes wrong. She's a ginger that dyes her hair blonde, unfuckingfortunately.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2010, 01:29:12 AM: Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:53:53 AM: Quote from: Mamacint on July 11, 2010, 01:29:12 AM
Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.

Don't you even try that shit.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2010, 02:05:16 AM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:53:53 AM
Quote from: Mamacint on July 11, 2010, 01:29:12 AM
Christina Hendricks is naturally blonde.

Don't you even try that shit.

???

I have no fucking clue what you're getting at.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: ManaByte on July 11, 2010, 02:53:40 AM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:14:53 AM
Quote from: BamYouHaveAids on July 08, 2010, 07:30:25 PM
???

she is a blond that dyes her hair red. how does that make her a ginger?

You are totes wrong. She's a ginger that dyes her hair blonde, unfuckingfortunately.

Wrong. Look it up.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: brawndolicious on July 11, 2010, 05:32:13 AM: yeah I read on her wiki page that she's been dying her hair since she was a teenager.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 12:51:39 PM: I will kill all yawl motherfuckers >:( :punch :ninja :cop
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: ManaByte on July 11, 2010, 12:54:14 PM: Deal with it.

Alyson Hannigan isn't a natural redhead either.
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2010, 01:04:42 PM: Oh you people are just making shit up now :wag
Title: Re: Lindsey Lohan NOOOOOooooooooooooo
Post by: ManaByte on July 11, 2010, 01:34:39 PM: Nope, she's a brunette.