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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on July 07, 2010, 06:28:32 PM

Title: got a job
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 07, 2010, 06:28:32 PM: at significantly more pay than the last one; also more responsibility; kinda stoked; also scared; also a looooong commute by bus, more time to read I guess.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 07, 2010, 07:37:06 PM: What are you doing?
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Post by: Bebpo on July 07, 2010, 07:40:22 PM: awesome! :hyper
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 07, 2010, 07:40:46 PM: i'm doing thangs with software.
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Post by: drew on July 07, 2010, 07:41:20 PM: congratufuckinlations
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 07, 2010, 07:48:51 PM: (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6889/feelsgoodmanz.jpg)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 07, 2010, 08:11:42 PM: Congrats, man!
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Post by: bork on July 07, 2010, 10:11:11 PM: All right! Congrats!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 07, 2010, 10:40:28 PM: excellent! congrats!
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Post by: Bocsius on July 07, 2010, 10:41:34 PM: Getting jobs :bow2

Doing work. :piss2
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Post by: drew on July 08, 2010, 12:26:34 AM: way to go! yay!
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Post by: lennedsay on July 08, 2010, 12:29:55 AM: :elephant
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 08, 2010, 12:30:23 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 07, 2010, 07:40:46 PM
i'm doing thangs with software.

:lol

:bow
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: demi on July 08, 2010, 12:32:40 AM: Everyone's getting a job. I got a job just a month ago. Jobs!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 08, 2010, 01:54:30 AM: Congrats!

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on making your first comprehensible thread
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Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 08, 2010, 02:10:33 AM: Quote from: demi on July 08, 2010, 12:32:40 AM
Everyone's getting a job. I got a job just a month ago. Jobs!

demi gets jobs and also gives jobs.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2010, 02:30:11 AM: i am not nor have i ever been a project manager. :wag
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Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2010, 10:23:59 AM: Quote from: demi on July 08, 2010, 12:32:40 AM
Everyone's getting a job. I got a job just a month ago. Jobs!
:bow Obama :bow2
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: tehjaybo on July 08, 2010, 11:01:08 AM: Congrats!

My work denied my raise again, so looks like I'm gonna be looking for a new job too.

:rock
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 08, 2010, 11:02:29 AM: Fuck, even I got a job.

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My job is a complete joke, but also the most awesome job ever.
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Post by: tiesto on July 08, 2010, 11:11:20 AM: Awesome, congrats! I'm a bit worried, we're having budget shortfalls in my dept... so I'm hoping they get resolved soon. It's so cushy here.
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Post by: Himu on July 08, 2010, 02:18:32 PM: :bow
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Post by: Bacchus7 on July 08, 2010, 03:37:15 PM: I got a job a week and a half ago! Congrat's.!
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 08, 2010, 03:42:26 PM: F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2010, 03:43:24 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 08, 2010, 03:42:26 PM
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job.
???

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a blow job :teehee
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Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Himu on July 08, 2010, 03:46:21 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on July 08, 2010, 03:42:26 PM
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job.

how am i going to file my 1040 then?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 04:03:58 PM: Congrats. Long commutes are grrrrrrrrrreat
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Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2010, 04:04:43 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 04:03:58 PM
Congrats. Long commutes are grrrrrrrrrreat
my commute is ~20 minutes and I hate it. It used to be 10 minutes. And before that it was 4 minutes. My life just keeps getting worse :'(
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 04:06:56 PM: Clarification: long commutes where someone else is doing the driving are grrrrrrrrrrreat!
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Post by: Bacchus7 on July 08, 2010, 04:10:57 PM: My commute is 90 minutes. Go fuck yourself.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2010, 04:11:42 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 08, 2010, 04:06:56 PM
Clarification: long commutes where someone else is doing the driving are grrrrrrrrrrreat!
nah. you still have to wake up balls early. i don't mind the drive. i hate waking up earlier than i'm used to.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2010, 04:14:04 PM: Quote from: Bacchus7 on July 08, 2010, 04:10:57 PM
My commute is 90 minutes. Go fuck yourself.

same :(

reading on the bus :bow2
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Tieno on July 08, 2010, 04:38:07 PM: my commute is 1 hour. Listening to audiobooks and trying to sit in front of pretty girls on the train :bow2
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2010, 04:40:23 PM: Setting bear traps in front of pretty girls on the train and then coming to their rescue after they get mauled? Tried it. Didn't work so well.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2010, 04:42:51 PM: My commute is 100 minutes, got you beat. (why would you want to sit in front of pretty girls?)

The problem with the bear trap strategy is you end up spending a lot on reconstructive cosmetic surgery to get them back to being pretty.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Tieno on July 08, 2010, 04:43:55 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2010, 04:42:51 PM
My commute is 100 minutes, got you beat. (why would you want to sit in front of pretty girls?)
it's not a bigger best contest.

smh.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2010, 04:48:39 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2010, 04:42:51 PM
My commute is 100 minutes, got you beat. (why would you want to sit in front of pretty girls?)

The problem with the bear trap strategy is you end up spending a lot on reconstructive cosmetic surgery to get them back to being pretty.

That's what I thought the problem would be to until I tried it. The real problem, it turns out, is the screaming.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Brehvolution on July 08, 2010, 04:56:35 PM: You guys are more tolerant, I guess. Anything longer than a 45 minutes commute 1 way makes me consider relocating closer to the job. 45 minutes is barely tolerable as it is.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: jiji on July 08, 2010, 05:16:46 PM: Quote from: Himuro on July 08, 2010, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 08, 2010, 03:42:26 PM
F.Y.I. - sucking dick for crack isn't a job.

how am i going to file my 1040 then?

You need to request 1099-MISC forms from your clients
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 08, 2010, 05:59:56 PM: Quote from: Tieno on July 08, 2010, 04:38:07 PM
my commute is 1 hour. Listening to audiobooks and trying to sit in front of pretty girls on the train :bow2

If you're sitting in front how do you plan on oogling them?
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2010, 06:03:56 PM: Tieno is a pimp. He plans on talking to them.
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Post by: E-DuB on July 08, 2010, 06:18:34 PM: Awesome man congrats
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 08, 2010, 06:21:53 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 08, 2010, 06:03:56 PM
Tieno is a pimp. He plans on talking to them.

How daring!
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 08, 2010, 07:27:30 PM: isn't that kind of awkward?
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Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2010, 09:02:45 AM: No, sir. That's normal.
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Post by: Bocsius on July 09, 2010, 09:52:42 AM: Today's my last day at my current job. I move to Charlotte tomorrow.

My commute to my new job from my new apartment will literally be mere minutes. Under a mile. I'll spend more time at stoplights than actually driving.

Of course, this is just a contract job, if it doesn't get extended I could be driving to other parts of Charlotte soon enough.
Title: Re: got a job
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 09, 2010, 11:13:19 AM: In the past two days I've had five places call and ask for interviews, lol.