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Title: speaking of weak grips
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 09, 2010, 02:20:20 PM
Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2010, 02:22:03 PM
Look, I've never touched a woman, but going by the movies your not suppose to have any strength of grip there.  It's more her hand is meant to rest in yours.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: T-Short on July 09, 2010, 02:25:27 PM
she wants you to kiss her hand

or alternatively, put a ring on it
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 09, 2010, 02:32:33 PM
she wants you to kiss her hand

or alternatively, put a ring on it

:lol

Make sure to add a "M'lady" as you bring her supple hand to your supple lips :-[
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2010, 02:46:01 PM
you're supposed to grab her finger tip and wiggle it like you're ringing a bell
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Reb on July 09, 2010, 03:07:22 PM
Do the same and peck at her hand like a demented duck.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: E-DuB on July 09, 2010, 03:10:02 PM
Take her hand ever so delicately, and lick her from the tip of her middle finger to her elbow.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 09, 2010, 03:11:11 PM
So what I'm getting from this discussion is that just going ahead and crushing her hand is probably the best option overall.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Reb on July 09, 2010, 03:14:25 PM
Do what you want, you sexy beast.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 09, 2010, 03:15:39 PM
Throw out scissors 'cause scissors beats paper
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 03:17:47 PM
You dork!  That gesture means she wants to hold your sausage. 
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2010, 03:18:24 PM
Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

I do this too!
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 09, 2010, 03:28:25 PM
You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

Then don't?
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2010, 03:34:56 PM
Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

I do this too!
it's all adding up, dude.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 09, 2010, 03:38:12 PM
Well in Himu's defense, trying to wrangle that monster of a hog of his should definitely develop the forearm muscle
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
wait, isn't he saying he does the dainty handshake?
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 09, 2010, 03:40:22 PM
I read it as him crushing the other persons hands, like some of Men and Mice sheeit.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
nah.  i think he's saying that he does the girly shake too.  recursive never said he crushes hands, he just said it makes it hard not to.  know what i mean?  i do love shaking himu's hand :drool
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2010, 03:59:49 PM
Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

I do this too!
it's all adding up, dude.

Huh? I was talkin about when I've got my hand on cock, sometimes the grip is weird because my middle and and pointer finger cross!
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2010, 04:01:12 PM
nah.  i think he's saying that he does the girly shake too.  recursive never said he crushes hands, he just said it makes it hard not to.  know what i mean?  i do love shaking himu's hand :drool

No, my handshake isn't girly. I've been taught to never shake like a pussy, whether your male or female.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2010, 04:40:34 PM
I'm so fucking confused
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2010, 05:11:24 PM
:lol
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: brawndolicious on July 09, 2010, 05:28:48 PM
You dork!  That gesture means she wants to hold your sausage. 
A dork is a whale's penis so she should have used both hands.
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2010, 05:32:02 PM
Speaking of weak grips, what is to be done about women who extend their hand in a grip-averse configuration, e.g. four fingers together with the thumb tucked underneath? You can't really strongly grip that very well without crushing her hand.

sounds like the only smashing you do
Title: Re: speaking of weak grips
Post by: Himu on July 09, 2010, 05:33:29 PM
Naw, I think he gets drunk sometimes too