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Title: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Wrath2X on July 09, 2010, 06:44:04 PM
For 750 riyals I get to do whatever I want for the whole night. Should I do it?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 09, 2010, 06:48:31 PM
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750 riyals

So...$2.35 then? Yeah, why not!
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Post by: BlackMage on July 09, 2010, 06:49:47 PM
200 bucks man.. i dont know.. is she hot? pics?
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Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 07:06:49 PM
200 bucks? damn!, just use a condom and have fun dude.
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Post by: brawndolicious on July 09, 2010, 07:08:52 PM
Montana?
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:18:56 PM
lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you. :lol
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Post by: brob on July 09, 2010, 07:20:20 PM
lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you. :lol

paying to have girls talk to you seems kinda sad.  :(
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Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 07:22:01 PM
lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you. :lol

paying to have girls talk to you seems kinda sad.  :(

Its Japan, everything there is kinda sad.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:25:06 PM
lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you. :lol

paying to have girls talk to you seems kinda sad.  :(

Its Japan, everything there is kinda sad.

Not quite as sad as having to live in a third-world country, though. :lol

Anyway, I only went there because a co-worker dragged me there and I was curious as to what the places were like.  It was an interesting experience, at the very least.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on July 09, 2010, 07:28:11 PM
Just masturbate. Much cheaper.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 07:29:28 PM
We are actually one of the happiest countries in the world, enjoy your panty vending machines.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:31:35 PM
We are actually one of the happiest countries in the world, enjoy your panty vending machines.

Ignorance is bliss.  Enjoy playing in the dirt and traveling to PR by rickety wooden boat. :lol
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Post by: demi on July 09, 2010, 07:33:06 PM
lol, whores.  I remember how judgmental Mandark was with me just for visiting a hostess pub where all the women do is chat with you. :lol

Didnt you spend all your money there though?
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
No, I didn't.  He invited me.
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Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 07:35:55 PM
I was reading in the paper the other day how a bunch of illegal Dominicans are going to the embassy every month requesting that they sent them back here because of the shitty state of the economy in PR :lol
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:37:59 PM
I was reading in the paper the other day how a bunch of illegal Dominicans are going to the embassy every month requesting that they sent them back here because of the shitty state of the economy in PR :lol

P.S., Diunx annihilated. :rofl

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This is the list of the subjective well-being in 97 countries based on reported happiness and life satisfaction, equally weighted. The rank is stated from happiest to least happy. Negative scores indicates that a majority of the population is unhappy/dissatisfied with life.

It comes from a combined data from 1995 – 2007 World Values Surveys.

1. Denmark (4.24)
2. Puerto Rico (4.21)
3.Colombia (4.18)
4. Iceland (4.15)
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42. Dominican Republic (2.29)

Enjoy living in your third-world shithole. :rofl :rofl :rofl

:rofl not even Sammy Sosa wants to be identified as Dominican :rofl

(http://celebdailyphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/sammy-sosa-skin.jpg)
"Naw, guys, I'm white, I've always been white, it's just that I've had a tan for the last thirty years!"
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:40:35 PM
Selective editing, ftw. :patel
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
Wow, Puerto Ricans got beaten by police when taking a poll too?  Sadness.   :'(

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Post by: OptimoPeach on July 09, 2010, 07:45:45 PM
(http://celebdailyphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/sammy-sosa-skin.jpg)
"Naw, guys, I'm white, I've always been white, it's just that I've had a tan for the last thirty years!"
Holy shit :lol
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:46:28 PM
#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

:teehee

BTW, happiness quotient is about the same, yet one has thousands of years of proud Yamato culture, has one of the planet's most advanced, high-tech societies, and has one of the best public transporation systems in the world, the other is an island where most people are illiterate, live in mud huts, and must hunt feral dogs to survive.  And they've never even known another form of life, so they probably think their society is the best, mayne.

Plus, pretty much everyone on this forum is obsessed with Japan one way or another.  Either loving it or turning their nose up and pretending to dislike it while enjoying the products released by its entertainment business.

Japan...ftw.

:patel
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 07:48:41 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/07/05/costa.rica.happy.nation/

This survey was made a year ago not  three :smug
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:51:43 PM
Seems every year the survey results change wildly and there is no consistency at all, making these  things absolutely meaningless.

Nice job derailing the thread, though, reirom.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 07:53:02 PM
Ichi, I just want to know how could Puerto Rico's coerced results be taken seriously.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 07:53:50 PM
PM me.  This thread is about how Wrath can only get sex from whores even though he claims to have a girlfriend in posts at threads over at Wasting Your Life.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 07:57:39 PM
He's just trying to pull a Ronaldo.  Ronaldo has the best looking girls but he still did this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7374317.stm
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:03:04 PM
So that's the real reason why Wrath keeps his hair long.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:08:45 PM
When you dump them, do you report them to Saudi authorities so they get executed for their pre-marital sex crimes?  That way you don't have to deal with crazy exes.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 09, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
if you do go through with this now or in the future, be sure to give everyone a live play-by-play on Twitter with updates every minute or two.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:10:24 PM
Especially when the crabs start showing up and infest your genital region, including your doubtlessly hirsute taint.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 08:13:02 PM
Good move, you should save the money for the pornstar escorts here.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:13:47 PM
Do you basically date lower-cast undesirables who are bound for prostitution anyway?  I can't see chicks in Saudi Arabia engaging in pre-marital sex and then getting married to someone else.  They'd probably be executed for being dirty, dirty whores.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 08:17:57 PM
You could still check.  If you can go in raw, that means the ass hymen has already been broken. 
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:19:02 PM
Anal isn't real sex.  Wrath still a virgin confirmed.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 09, 2010, 08:20:34 PM
Who is "they"?
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:22:15 PM
So your first time was fucking some poor underprivileged, probably underaged girl who was being pimped out by her employer.

Classy.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:25:26 PM
You probably have HIV.

Or she was probably trying to get money to feed her poor starving children.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:30:37 PM
So the rash went away on its own?
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Post by: Skidmark on July 09, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Is this going to take place in KSA?
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:39:43 PM
Unlike you, I've never had to pay for sex. :lol
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2010, 08:40:49 PM
So Ichi could only get his hos to open up their mouths to talk?

:fbm
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
Your first time was with a maid who was being pimped out.  I'm sure you didn't pay.  What a joke.

Enjoy frequenting whores, bro. :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
Saudi Arabia sounds like a place where even I could get laid.

Wrath we should do some trading places shit.
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Post by: Skidmark on July 09, 2010, 08:43:08 PM
you didn't answer me.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
Arvie already has the beard.
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Post by: MCD on July 09, 2010, 08:48:38 PM
nami won't be happy in KSA.

getting laid or nami, your choice mike.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:49:14 PM
Love how Wrath's story quickly changes when he starts to get mocked for frequenting whores.

"I-it was just a fun thread to start!  I-I was never going to really fuck that whore!" :rofl

Someone just PM'd me the observation that Wrath is the Arabian Father_Mike.  Fucking nailed it. :rofl
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Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 08:49:45 PM
Nothing wrong with fucking a whore, stop being a judgmental asshole Ichi.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2010, 08:50:49 PM
Nothing wrong with fucking a whore, stop being a judgmental asshole Ichi.

Pathetic attempt, reirom.  Go back to Brazil, papangus. :rofl
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Skidmark on July 09, 2010, 08:52:12 PM
Do you know any friends who have pre-martial sex over there? is it common? I know that Saudis go to nearby countries during the summer to get laid but I don't know how it looks inside Saudi Arabia.
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Post by: Diunx on July 09, 2010, 08:53:08 PM
attempt at what juan?
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Post by: Powerslave on July 10, 2010, 07:48:31 AM
Ichi lied, nobody PM's him.

lol
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Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 09:33:32 AM
:rofl at Ichi trying sooooo hard.

:rofl at mojo's usual weak trolling.  Keep trying, babe.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 10, 2010, 12:58:10 PM
Ichi lied, nobody PM's him.

Also, Arvie :heart

:heart
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2010, 02:07:49 PM
Everyone does anal in Saudi Arabia to avoid hymen checks? Holy shit I had never thought of that

with condoms i hope  :-\
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 10, 2010, 03:59:34 PM
Jesus fucking christ Ichirou is posting more in this thread than the OP.

Fuck I don't care about that fhaggot, I want to know if Wrath is going to bone this broad or not.  >:(
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Post by: cloudwalking on July 10, 2010, 04:05:48 PM
#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

:teehee

7. Switzerland (3.96)

:bow :swiss :bow2

everyone's happy because everyone's fucking rich
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Post by: Reb on July 10, 2010, 04:23:58 PM
8. Netherlands (3.77)

Also, soon to be World Cup champions.
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 10, 2010, 04:26:21 PM
But make sure to avoid shaking their hands  :wag
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 10, 2010, 04:56:09 PM
#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

:teehee

7. Switzerland (3.96)

:bow :swiss :bow2

everyone's happy because everyone's fucking rich

but sad because they're not Americans.  :smug
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Post by: cloudwalking on July 10, 2010, 05:05:34 PM
#42 Dominican Republic (2.29)
#43 Japan (2.24)

:teehee

7. Switzerland (3.96)

:bow :swiss :bow2

everyone's happy because everyone's fucking rich

but sad because they're not Americans.  :smug

16. U.S.A. (3.55) :usacry

:swiss
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 10, 2010, 05:06:39 PM
So?  Poll is obviously flawed.  No one in their right minds would move from the US to any of the top 5 in the poll. 
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2010, 06:04:58 PM
So?  Poll is obviously flawed.  No one in their right minds would move from the US to any of the top 5 in the poll. 

What if a hot stud lived in those countries and wanted you to come over and have crazy sex n romance for ever and ever?  :-*
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 10, 2010, 06:20:00 PM
Cloud's from CANADA though, so it's understandable. :cancry
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 10, 2010, 06:31:41 PM
So?  Poll is obviously flawed.  No one in their right minds would move from the US to any of the top 5 in the poll. 

What if a hot stud lived in those countries and wanted you to come over and have crazy sex n romance for ever and ever?  :-*

I'd take beautiful Ohio and the wheelchair bound fatty living there who is addicted to getting achievement pts in crappy Xbox games. 
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Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2010, 08:04:14 PM
I heard Saudi males had anal sex with each other. 

We need to get Jinfash and Wrath in a room together.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 11, 2010, 06:56:38 PM
Ask if they are willing to relocate to Canada?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2010, 08:15:07 PM


You're making this up as you go along.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2010, 08:44:54 PM

Jinfash would never call a female hooker.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 11, 2010, 09:07:37 PM
*UPDATE*

So that egyptian chick called me and asked why I didn't call her back, I said I don't need any of their services. Apparently business is horrible and they never had much customers, they are still starting out. So she offered me free sex with her and her colleagues(there are 3 of them), but in turn they need a pimp.......

 :lol


You don't get much more pimpin' than that :bow2

No doubt Ichi will still manage to hate on it though.
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Post by: Diunx on July 11, 2010, 10:17:37 PM
Go ahead with it you omissive bitch.
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Post by: Powerslave on July 11, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
implying implying implying
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 11, 2010, 10:35:57 PM
Wrath, you should go for it.  It's not solicitation if you didn't have to pay.  Tell them you could hook them with a pimp named Craig. 
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Post by: brawndolicious on July 12, 2010, 12:07:36 AM
Wrath, if this is real then stop calling her and stick your dick between your legs until you get to Jesus-land.  I think you said you're 1/4 black, so that would make you like 80% of the black population in a Montana university.  You've gotta wait and nail some anxious-to-get-back-at-their-parents nubile fat midwestern alabaster coed ass.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2010, 12:36:36 AM
Is her name Michelle?
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Post by: Fresh Prince on July 12, 2010, 01:48:29 AM
*UPDATE*

So that egyptian chick called me and asked why I didn't call her back, I said I don't need any of their services. Apparently business is horrible and they never had much customers, they are still starting out. So she offered me free sex with her and her colleagues(there are 3 of them), but in turn they need a pimp.......

 :lol

which is a total trap.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2010, 02:32:16 AM
Or totally fake.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 12, 2010, 03:09:49 AM
Or totally awesome.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 12, 2010, 04:58:28 AM
More bullshit from Wrath.  Go fuck the whore, dude.  And take pics of her rotten, diseased cooch.
Title: Re: So I just got off the phone with an Egyptian call girl.
Post by: Ichirou on July 12, 2010, 06:50:45 AM
Ask her for links to pics you can post here.