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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:48:46 AM

Title: Bod am i drunk
Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:48:46 AM: Just dsicovreted the small soju cocktail has as much soju as the big soju cockatuil
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:53:08 AM: Elloh, m’I coStt

Thwta’s this? S’it a nepcil.
Ookl ta htat! It’s a nokmey!
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 14, 2010, 09:54:25 AM: Where is Namdaemun???
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2010, 09:55:01 AM: Quote from: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:53:08 AM
Elloh, m’I coStt

Thwta’s this? S’it a nepcil.
Ookl ta htat! It’s a nokmey!

Nope, don't buy it. A drunk person wouldn't be able to perfectly swap letters around like that.
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: muckhole on July 14, 2010, 09:55:18 AM: Just keep a wary eye out for "shit-needles".

Man, that story still cracks me up. Shit-needles.
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 14, 2010, 09:55:46 AM: how do you say 'boobs' in korean?
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:56:33 AM: Quote from: Borys on July 14, 2010, 09:53:14 AM
Is your dongu small like small dongu or long like big dongu?

BIG DONGU.

I love to go to the Korean saunas because all the Korean guys stare at your dick and I'm like RUMORS ARE TRUE FUCKERS
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:57:20 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on July 14, 2010, 09:55:46 AM
how do you say 'boobs' in korean?

Boobs are like a huge no-no nhere. Crotch is okay, but cleavge is like a serious no wya thing. Even in pornos, Korean girls ide thir tits. fuuuu
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: bagofeyes on July 14, 2010, 09:57:57 AM: fuck. i love tits :fbm
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Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 10:02:55 AM: ME TOO. this counry is one huge back bag of fuck
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 14, 2010, 10:05:18 AM: you should burn down namdaemun
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Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 10:07:09 AM: The like black market imported goods p;lace is nera ythe Namdamun ruins lul
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Post by: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 10:17:29 AM: Ask bobrimpikescreek
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 14, 2010, 10:40:26 AM: :fbm
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2010, 11:34:52 AM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on July 14, 2010, 10:40:26 AM
:fbm
:rofl
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Reb on July 14, 2010, 01:16:49 PM: Quote from: Borys on July 14, 2010, 11:02:34 AM
GilloD is the best azn on this board :bow2 :bow2

You're so stupid.
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Barry Egan on July 14, 2010, 01:25:35 PM: Korea sounds like a nightmare :fbm
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2010, 01:30:39 PM: Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on July 14, 2010, 01:25:35 PM
Korea sounds like a nightmare :fbm

GilloD probably has to get drunk every day before school to keep from going on a rampage. :fbm
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Powerslave on July 14, 2010, 03:25:10 PM: Quote from: GilloD on July 14, 2010, 09:48:46 AM
Just dsicovreted the small soju cocktail has as much soju as the big soju cockatuil

the small cocks have as much as soju as the big cocks?
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Robo on July 14, 2010, 05:16:03 PM: i want your bod
i want your bod
i want your bod
i want your bod

I can't stop thinking of those awful bodyspray commercials whenever I read this thread title. smh
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Barry Egan on July 14, 2010, 05:25:57 PM: oh god roboj how could you :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: drew on July 14, 2010, 05:39:35 PM: the only time i havent been able to type correctly no matter how hard i tried i was on liquor, xanax, and ambien ::)
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Post by: Donono on July 14, 2010, 06:16:31 PM: lost at see somewhere wating
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Post by: Powerslave on July 14, 2010, 06:27:28 PM: Quote from: drew on July 14, 2010, 05:39:35 PM
the only time i havent been able to type correctly no matter how hard i tried i was on liquor, xanax, and ambien ::)

a perfect opportunity for me to say

cool story bro
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Post by: Yeti on July 14, 2010, 07:43:56 PM: hoisted with his own petard
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 16, 2010, 10:02:02 AM: noq im fuckin edrunk coteachers def me soju and assholes fcking ruined my weekend whatever
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 16, 2010, 10:03:03 AM: owned!
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 16, 2010, 10:03:58 AM: fuckin dicks told me likee a day earlu u got a staff dinnnnner and i fuckin had houseparty plasn assholes
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 16, 2010, 10:06:50 AM: dont trust asians
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 16, 2010, 10:13:15 AM: this unatactibe bitc is trying to et me to go tu bupyeong and shes nice but im not adtracted to her
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: bagofeyes on July 16, 2010, 10:14:16 AM: bupyeong her ass, brah
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Post by: Powerslave on July 16, 2010, 04:13:15 PM: As long as this thread remains visible on these first few pages GilloD is drunk.
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 04:15:57 PM: He got drunk on Gillo shots.

www.instantrimshot.com
Title: Re: Bod am i drunk
Post by: GilloD on July 17, 2010, 12:51:57 PM: Now im drunk agaun after jail bar
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Post by: Robo on July 17, 2010, 01:27:56 PM: I spent this morning cleaning vomit off my bathroom floor. There were ants EVERYWHERE. :fbm
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Post by: OptimoPeach on July 17, 2010, 01:33:13 PM: One of my fondest teenage memories is being awakened by a giant trail of ants feasting on my puke after spending the night on my friend's bathroom floor
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 17, 2010, 09:07:20 PM: I'm drunk