THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on July 15, 2010, 11:35:20 PM
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I have my best friend dealing with a crazy chick who might be lying about a pregnancy scare on him.
Care to provide your analytical eye to this pic:
(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/Crazybitch.jpg)
I recognize that the quality is crap, since it was taken off of facebook. Just wondering if you think it was photoshopped, or if it looks like she's wearing something on her belly.
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just looks fat tbh.
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just looks fat tbh.
ya. The standing plan was to wait another couple months, then do some covert surveillance on her to see if she's got a real baby belly.
But chick is sending batshit crazy e-mails to my buddy, and it's making him paranoid.
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Looks shooped to me. I can tell from some of the colours.
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Photoshop aside, something about that pic just doesn't look quite right, but I can't put my finger on it. Dunno, Boogie.
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more pics please :drool
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Looks shooped to me. I can tell from some of the colours.
and from having seen quite a few 'shops in your time? :lol
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I think it looks like she's wearing something underneath, but it could just be the lighting. Either way, you guys should probably rope her up, put her in a canvas bag, weight it and dump it in the Nelson.
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It's just the awkward shirt she's wearing and that doesnt look like regular fat. She's got something brewing in her tum tum. Tell your friend to use a condom next time.
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maybe it's a tumor.
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Tell her to send him a picture of her bare gut.
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How many month is she claiming?
Shenanigans aside, I'd say it "looks" 6-7 months in according to her build.
I've been through 3 pregnancies. Take it or leave it.
edit: those are some child bearing hips imo.
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How many month is she claiming?
Shenanigans aside, I'd say it "looks" 6-7 months in according to her build.
I've been through 3 pregnancies. Take it or leave it.
edit: those are some child bearing hips imo.
As per my friend (and the crazy chick's own assertions), could only be four months. They had sex once in March.
(oh, and this isn't the only pregnancy she's claimed with him. She claimed to get pregnant by him in Jan/February....but had a miscarriage a couple weeks later when she fell down some stairs. And claimed to have gotten pregnant in November, and either had an abortion or miscarriage, her story isn't really clear. She claims to have some disease which makes her super-fertile. ::) )
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It'd be at the end of 4 months and end up being a 9-10lb. baby. Which is good for the baby.
Did she have a flat tummy prior to the hook up?
Has she been to the doctor yet?.
After seeing your edit: I'd say it's a January baby despite her story. Probably had other hook ups that month.
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It'd be at the end of 4 months and end up being a 9-10lb. baby. Which is good for the baby.
Did she have a flat tummy prior to the hook up?
no, she was a little bit on the thick side before the hook up, from the two times I saw her.
Has she been to the doctor yet?.
Uh, according to her, yes.
(oh, did I mention we suspect she completely made up a psychologist that she's "seeing", who contacted my friend via a gmail account, who has a cell number that is never answered, and who tried to influence him to get back together with her?)
She's also stalked him and spied at him through a window during his teacher's college class.
has gone behind his back to arrange meetings with both one of his exes and his parents.
so ya, we don't take much that she says at her word right now.
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Then he needs to get a paternity test when it's born.
If it is.
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Tell her to sent him some pics of milk coming out of her nipple.
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Since he's your best pal, you're bound by honor to go undercover and seduce her for the truth. As a bonus, you will finally get some. Too birds with one stone. Do it, playa.
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Boogie, can't you just ride up to her cabin and bring some of your Mountie friends and punch her in the stomach and see if it's real or not? I mean, isn't that what you guys do? In the wild frontier, I didn't think there was much law, just the law of the land.
In all seriousness, I'd request medical documentation saying she had been to a doctor.
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You're saying that she claimed to conceive three times within a year (November, January, March)? Meaning that she had sex within a month or so of a miscarriage/abortion? Your friend needs to make it clear that he won't have any contact with her until they go to a gynecologist and have an ultrasound to figure how far along the pregnancy is and to see if there's any credibility to her claim of being "super-fertile". It sounds like what Zero Hero said, that bulge looks closer to 6 months.
i also had the feeling when looking at this pic that something was weirdly off about it. Now i think i know what it is.
This is shot in a mirror.... yet where is the white thing in the bottom right corner? Surely it should be RIGHT THERE on this side of the mirror given it's location?
Fuck the pregnancy thing, where is the white thing!?
It looks like the picture was taken at an angle that might explain that.
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Women are very self conscious when they are pregnant.
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How many month is she claiming?
Shenanigans aside, I'd say it "looks" 6-7 months in according to her build.
I've been through 3 pregnancies. Take it or leave it.
edit: those are some child bearing hips imo.
As per my friend (and the crazy chick's own assertions), could only be four months. They had sex once in March.
(oh, and this isn't the only pregnancy she's claimed with him. She claimed to get pregnant by him in Jan/February....but had a miscarriage a couple weeks later when she fell down some stairs. And claimed to have gotten pregnant in November, and either had an abortion or miscarriage, her story isn't really clear. She claims to have some disease which makes her super-fertile. ::) )
Why the fuck does your stupid friend keep having sex with this chick? He totally deserves the frustration.
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'twas thinking the exact same thing.
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was he creampie-ing her?
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Sucks to be your buddy.
Yep.
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she's pregz0rz. your friend is fucked.
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Even if she's preggo, it doesn't mean that she's carrying his child. He should definitely do a DNA test.
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Ask her to poop.
TRUST ME
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Make sure he locks up his rabbits.
:lol
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She's definitely going to have a child, and your friend is just as much of a nutcase for repeatedly having unprotected sex with her.
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(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/maury.jpg)
your friend is safe now
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Wtf :lol
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Hyoushi, does what the mounties can't! :bow2
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i used the "wire hanger" tool in photoshop
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:lol
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:lol :lol
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:lol
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She's definitely going to have a child, and your friend is just as much of a nutcase for repeatedly having unprotected sex with her.
he didn't have unprotected sex with her.
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Condom.
I don't know if she claimed to be on the pill or not, but one can hardly take her word for it anyway, right?
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:bow Hyoushi
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(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/maury.jpg)
your friend is safe now
:lol
ya, she definitely wasn't even that thin when not "pregnant".