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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on July 15, 2010, 11:35:20 PM

Title: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2010, 11:35:20 PM
I have my best friend dealing with a crazy chick who might be lying about a pregnancy scare on him.

Care to provide your analytical eye to this pic:

(http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv235/iamboog/Crazybitch.jpg)

I recognize that the quality is crap, since it was taken off of facebook.  Just wondering if you think it was photoshopped, or if it looks like she's wearing something on her belly.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Akala on July 15, 2010, 11:37:17 PM
just looks fat tbh.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2010, 11:40:19 PM
just looks fat tbh.

ya.  The standing plan was to wait another couple months, then do some covert surveillance on her to see if she's got a real baby belly.

But chick is sending batshit crazy e-mails to my buddy, and it's making him paranoid.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Powerslave on July 15, 2010, 11:40:35 PM
Looks shooped to me. I can tell from some of the colours.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: muckhole on July 15, 2010, 11:49:33 PM
Photoshop aside, something about that pic just doesn't look quite right, but I can't put my finger on it. Dunno, Boogie.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Barry Egan on July 15, 2010, 11:52:27 PM
more pics please :drool
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 15, 2010, 11:54:01 PM
Looks shooped to me. I can tell from some of the colours.

and from having seen quite a few 'shops in your time?  :lol
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Robo on July 15, 2010, 11:55:12 PM
I think it looks like she's wearing something underneath, but it could just be the lighting.  Either way, you guys should probably rope her up, put her in a canvas bag, weight it and dump it in the Nelson.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: demi on July 15, 2010, 11:58:13 PM
It's just the awkward shirt she's wearing and that doesnt look like regular fat. She's got something brewing in her tum tum. Tell your friend to use a condom next time.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Akala on July 15, 2010, 11:59:48 PM
maybe it's a tumor.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 16, 2010, 12:09:38 AM
Tell her to send him a picture of her bare gut.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Brehvolution on July 16, 2010, 12:15:22 AM
How many month is she claiming?

Shenanigans aside, I'd say it "looks" 6-7 months in according to her build.

I've been through 3 pregnancies. Take it or leave it.

edit: those are some child bearing hips imo.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2010, 12:24:12 AM
How many month is she claiming?

Shenanigans aside, I'd say it "looks" 6-7 months in according to her build.

I've been through 3 pregnancies. Take it or leave it.

edit: those are some child bearing hips imo.

As per my friend (and the crazy chick's own assertions), could only be four months.  They had sex once in March.

(oh, and this isn't the only pregnancy she's claimed with him.  She claimed to get pregnant by him in Jan/February....but had a miscarriage a couple weeks later when she fell down some stairs.  And claimed to have gotten pregnant in November, and either had an abortion or miscarriage, her story isn't really clear.  She claims to have some disease which makes her super-fertile.  ::)  )
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Brehvolution on July 16, 2010, 12:29:35 AM
It'd be at the end of 4 months and end up being a 9-10lb. baby. Which is good for the baby.

Did she have a flat tummy prior to the hook up?

Has she been to the doctor yet?.

After seeing your edit: I'd say it's a January baby despite her story. Probably had other hook ups that month.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 16, 2010, 12:36:20 AM
It'd be at the end of 4 months and end up being a 9-10lb. baby. Which is good for the baby.

Did she have a flat tummy prior to the hook up?

no, she was a little bit on the thick side before the hook up, from the two times I saw her.

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Has she been to the doctor yet?.

Uh, according to her, yes.

(oh, did I mention we suspect she completely made up a psychologist that she's "seeing", who contacted my friend via a gmail account, who has a cell number that is never answered, and who tried to influence him to get back together with her?)

She's also stalked him and spied at him through a window during his teacher's college class.

has gone behind his back to arrange meetings with both one of his exes and his parents.

so ya, we don't take much that she says at her word right now.

Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Brehvolution on July 16, 2010, 12:39:55 AM
Then he needs to get a paternity test when it's born.

If it is.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Diunx on July 16, 2010, 12:43:35 AM
Tell her to sent him some pics of milk coming out of her nipple.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 16, 2010, 01:03:26 AM
Since he's your best pal, you're bound by honor to go undercover and seduce her for the truth.  As a bonus, you will finally get some.  Too birds with one stone.  Do it, playa.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2010, 01:04:17 AM
Boogie, can't you just ride up to her cabin and bring some of your Mountie friends and punch her in the stomach and see if it's real or not?  I mean, isn't that what you guys do?  In the wild frontier, I didn't think there was much law, just the law of the land.



In all seriousness, I'd request medical documentation saying she had been to a doctor.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: brawndolicious on July 16, 2010, 03:52:36 AM
You're saying that she claimed to conceive three times within a year (November, January, March)?  Meaning that she had sex within a month or so of a miscarriage/abortion?  Your friend needs to make it clear that he won't have any contact with her until they go to a gynecologist and have an ultrasound to figure how far along the pregnancy is and to see if there's any credibility to her claim of being "super-fertile".  It sounds like what Zero Hero said, that bulge looks closer to 6 months.
i also had the feeling when looking at this pic that something was weirdly off about it. Now i think i know what it is.
This is shot in a mirror.... yet where is the white thing in the bottom right corner? Surely it should be RIGHT THERE on this side of the mirror given it's location?
Fuck the pregnancy thing, where is the white thing!?
It looks like the picture was taken at an angle that might explain that.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Brehvolution on July 16, 2010, 09:13:04 AM
Women are very self conscious when they are pregnant.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Robo on July 16, 2010, 10:47:11 AM
How many month is she claiming?

Shenanigans aside, I'd say it "looks" 6-7 months in according to her build.

I've been through 3 pregnancies. Take it or leave it.

edit: those are some child bearing hips imo.

As per my friend (and the crazy chick's own assertions), could only be four months.  They had sex once in March.

(oh, and this isn't the only pregnancy she's claimed with him.  She claimed to get pregnant by him in Jan/February....but had a miscarriage a couple weeks later when she fell down some stairs.  And claimed to have gotten pregnant in November, and either had an abortion or miscarriage, her story isn't really clear.  She claims to have some disease which makes her super-fertile.  ::)  )

Why the fuck does your stupid friend keep having sex with this chick?  He totally deserves the frustration.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Barry Egan on July 16, 2010, 11:00:58 AM
'twas thinking the exact same thing.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: bagofeyes on July 16, 2010, 11:25:32 AM
was he creampie-ing her?
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 16, 2010, 11:26:49 AM
Sucks to be your buddy.

Yep.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 16, 2010, 12:32:03 PM
she's pregz0rz. your friend is fucked.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 16, 2010, 12:35:59 PM
Even if she's preggo, it doesn't mean that she's carrying his child.  He should definitely do a DNA test. 
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 01:38:11 PM
Ask her to poop. 





TRUST ME
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Brehvolution on July 16, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
Make sure he locks up his rabbits.
:lol
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 10:55:15 AM
She's definitely going to have a child, and your friend is just as much of a nutcase for repeatedly having unprotected sex with her.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: T-Short on July 17, 2010, 12:09:09 PM
(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/maury.jpg)

your friend is safe now
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:11:42 PM
Wtf  :lol
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: brob on July 17, 2010, 12:14:25 PM
Hyoushi, does what the mounties can't! :bow2
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: T-Short on July 17, 2010, 12:18:52 PM
i used the "wire hanger" tool in photoshop
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 17, 2010, 02:47:28 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Robo on July 17, 2010, 02:54:37 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 17, 2010, 03:01:57 PM
:lol
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 17, 2010, 03:06:36 PM
She's definitely going to have a child, and your friend is just as much of a nutcase for repeatedly having unprotected sex with her.

he didn't have unprotected sex with her.
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 17, 2010, 03:38:51 PM
Condom.

I don't know if she claimed to be on the pill or not, but one can hardly take her word for it anyway, right?
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2010, 12:22:09 AM
:bow Hyoushi
Title: Re: EB photo experts, some help, please
Post by: Boogie on July 18, 2010, 12:46:49 AM
(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/maury.jpg)

your friend is safe now

 :lol

ya, she definitely wasn't even that thin when not "pregnant".