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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:39:18 PM

Title: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:39:18 PM

(201) 477-0318

It's my Google Voice number.  I have a couple hours to kill.  You wanna talk about Jean Paul Sartre's "Being and Nothingness" or Ninja Turtles?  Wanna scream into my ear about how life isn't fair?  We can about God or we can talk about dogs!! You can talk to my dog! His name is Bowie (like David Bowie)  You don't even have to identify yourself - so calling me a homo and hanging up is still in the cards!

Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2010, 02:41:59 PM
But I'm at work.  :(  Can we pretend to have a conversation about work??
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:42:39 PM
But I'm at work.  :(  Can we pretend to have a conversation about work??

Fuck yeah we can.  Let me Wikipedia TPS Reports real quick.  Okay, boom.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Positive Touch on July 16, 2010, 02:43:05 PM
wtf is google voice?  can you get text messages?
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2010, 02:44:02 PM
*ring ring*
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:44:11 PM
wtf is google voice?  can you get text messages?

Google Voice is a free service that gives me a Google telephone number that forwards to my actual phone number.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:47:42 PM
I had a delightful convo with Rob Thomas and then someone called me and I missed it.  Call back!!
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2010, 02:48:09 PM
Propagandhim is so nice.

I couldn't really say much since I was at work.  I had to try to keep my voice down and make it not so obvious that it wasn't work related.  Fucking cubicles :'(
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:49:35 PM
Okay so far:

* One good convo with Rob Thomas.
* One text message death threat
* One "What What In the Butt" soundboard.


So far.....GOOD DAY.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
+ 1 Asian person (female?) who kept saying "Whaaaaat?"
   It was okay, but she(?) wouldn't respond.
+1 Asian woman again.

+ 1 Death threat
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2010, 02:56:19 PM
the asian person was probably CG.  She does that to me everytime I call :(
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
the asian person was probably CG.  She does that to me everytime I call :(

How do I make him say more than "hello?"

+1  insult + death threat: "I bet you smell like the inside of a fat girl's cast.  I'm gonna kill you."  The first part was funny, at least.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2010, 02:58:26 PM
talk dirty.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:00:38 PM
Found out someone is using Evil Operator or something like that to connect me to the Asian lady who actually sells food.  I am a class A distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.  Good show.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:03:15 PM
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/eviloperator_54v2w274v2w233 (http://www.prankdial.com/listen/eviloperator_54v2w274v2w233)

It wasn't an asian food place...

I thought this shit costs money.  Son of a gun.  And I almost got a bj?  Son of a GUN.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Brehvolution on July 16, 2010, 03:04:07 PM

* One "What What In the Butt" soundboard.

So far.....GOOD DAY.
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Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Mupepe on July 16, 2010, 03:04:26 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 16, 2010, 03:05:29 PM
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/eviloperator_54v2w274v2w233 (http://www.prankdial.com/listen/eviloperator_54v2w274v2w233)

It wasn't an asian food place...

:rofl

Edit: I'm tempted to call, but my house is a black hole for cell phone reception. :(
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:09:32 PM
It's okay if we disconnect.  We are already connected on a spiritual level, ya know? 
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 16, 2010, 03:10:58 PM
It's so bad that I don't think my phone will connect at all.  :lol
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:13:54 PM
It's so bad that I don't think my phone will connect at all.  :lol

That didn't stop George Washington from crossing the Delaware.  He slamma-jammed his way through the shitty 3g signal.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:26:55 PM
+ 1 call from Evil Rumbler who has possibly the coolest accent this side of Awesomeville.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 16, 2010, 03:30:18 PM
:rock

Propagandhim was overjoyed that I didn't send him a death threat.  :lol
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: cloudwalking on July 16, 2010, 03:32:45 PM
i want to call but it's long distance :(
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:35:05 PM
i want to call but it's long distance :(

 :( :( 
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 03:41:01 PM
One of the cool things about Google Voice is that you can save voicemails.  Here's one from my dad.

http://www.filefactory.com/file/b296g3f/n/8a204025417d111c455412f7835bfc342218ad82_1_.mp3

Anyway, I gotta jump, so I'm gonna temporarily disconnect the number so I don't get death threats for awhile.  But thanks for the fun, folks.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Positive Touch on July 16, 2010, 04:38:04 PM
wtf it wasn't even a death threat pansy
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 04:38:10 PM
I was thinking about starting a Skype account but I know no one other than Green Shinobi wants to talk to me  :'(

I want to talk to you.  We should have a skype party one day.  All us cool kids.  
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 04:39:56 PM
wtf it wasn't even a death threat pansy

Not yours, my man.  I did get one in particular that was very creative - something about killing my mom and then killing me with her bile or something.  It was weird.  You guys are a queer bunch sometimes.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: lennedsay on July 16, 2010, 08:28:07 PM
Aww I missed the good times... I would've called and given you tax advice.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2010, 08:28:45 PM
You can call me and crunch some numbers anytime, lennedsay.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2010, 08:29:03 PM
but you will blow me first
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: lennedsay on July 16, 2010, 08:30:20 PM
And I'll get raped by a pack of niccas too?!
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2010, 08:30:43 PM
Only if you go around wearing that top like a bitch in heat!
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 08:32:56 PM
Aww I missed the good times... I would've called and given you tax advice.

I work for an accountant.  We could pool our knowledge into an insufferable mound of fuckboredom!
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: lennedsay on July 16, 2010, 08:48:45 PM
Yea!!!

Only I think taxes are interesting and exciting... :fbm
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 16, 2010, 08:52:02 PM
Taxes could be exciting.  How about you do my taxes while feeding me pie at the same time?  :-*
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 08:54:49 PM
I don't trust this Smooth Groove guy...sounds like the type of cat to lick his fingers to smoothen out his eyebrows right before he belts out "Time to get my fuck on" in a Nick Nolte sorta speak.  This Smooth Groove.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 08:56:07 PM
I'm just doggin' ya man!!! and lennedsay - lets talk taxes soon!  Get all into the awesome hotkeys for Quickbooks and shit.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 16, 2010, 08:56:39 PM
I don't even know you.  :patel
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 08:58:09 PM
I don't even know you.  :patel

Dog with shades.  Heat for an avatar pic.  Nickname is Smooth Groove. distinguished black fellow, I *know* you.  I know all abouts you.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 09:02:47 PM
The number is currently disconnected from my phone.  HOWEVER, it will still go straight to Google Voicemail...so that means you can record your own voicemail and have it be downloadable.   It's (201) 477-0318.  I just can't receive your calls to my phone yet.  I'll turn it back on in a bit - I have to do family stuff..and I don't wanna chance anyone seeing me getting messages about killing my mother with my own dick while in rigor mortis..which is about 90% of the txts i've gotten from the EB crowd thus far. 

But, by all means, leave a voicemail...make it sexy...i'll post it when I get arounds to it, yo.

We can play "Guess the EBer" if you wanna be anonymous.
Title: Re: Call me!!
Post by: Propagandhim on July 16, 2010, 09:05:37 PM
I got the text.  I'm using my detective skills here but since you used the words "goof" and the txt is from Canada....that would be you.