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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 11:25:22 AM

Title: Old Spice is my new god
Post by: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 11:25:22 AM: (http://i28.tinypic.com/2py6qm1.jpg)

I want to bathe in Old Spice. I've always thought of it as the classic masculine scent.

Nikki, however, HATES the smell.

I was on doing some training for work this past week in Fairfax, VA and while there the first thing I did was buy myself a bottle. I then proceeded to put it in in the morning, after training, and then again for bed. I love it.

Nikki, however, HATES the smell. And now I'm back home, and I'm wearing it, and she's yelling :-\
Title: Re: Old Spice is my new god
Post by: bagofeyes on July 17, 2010, 11:26:52 AM: chicks don't know about masculine scents
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 17, 2010, 11:30:48 AM: [youtube=560,345]uLTIowBF0kE[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]3tI4CbCniBI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Old Spice is my new god
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 11:30:54 AM: Clearly, your wife hates black people.
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 17, 2010, 11:49:43 AM: Hello ladies, I'm on a bike. :lol
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Post by: BlackMage on July 17, 2010, 12:18:58 PM: how can you not love the smell of old spice?
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Post by: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM: You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.
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Post by: BlackMage on July 17, 2010, 12:23:28 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

recommendations?! :-*
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Post by: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:26:15 PM: Blood and sweat.

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The One from D&G :bow2
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Old Spice has some nice body wash scents too. :drool
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Title: Re: Old Spice is my new god
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I use it all the time!
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Post by: BlackMage on July 17, 2010, 12:39:03 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I use it all the time!

:fbm
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Post by: CajoleJuice on July 17, 2010, 12:43:00 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 12:38:15 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I use it all the time!

Yeah, but you're not MARRIED to a girl that hates it.

Sorry, Ecro.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 12:44:15 PM: Easy solution: don't get married!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on July 17, 2010, 12:44:52 PM: Too late for Ecro!
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 17, 2010, 02:02:53 PM: http://www.adrants.com/2010/07/and-the-old-spice-parodies-begin.php :yuck (http://www.adrants.com/2010/07/and-the-old-spice-parodies-begin.php :yuck)
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 17, 2010, 02:31:54 PM: I'd never use Old Spice because my father always used it. His-garlic-breath didn't help.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2010, 02:34:47 PM: Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 17, 2010, 02:31:54 PM
I'd never use Old Spice because my father always used it. His-garlic-breath didn't help.

"Every time Malek mounted a woman, he would be reminded of that nauseous mix of Old Spice and garlic breath that would wash over him like a wave every Thursday night when his father entered his room intoxicated."
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Post by: Flannel Boy on July 17, 2010, 02:36:35 PM: God damn it. :lol

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Like anyone would ever believe that I could mount a woman.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 03:57:44 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I've got that one beat! Haven't gotten laid in months!
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 17, 2010, 04:04:43 PM: Of course she hates it

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Aqua Velva's the true panty remover :drake
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Post by: Boogie on July 17, 2010, 04:07:56 PM: My ex loved the smell of old spice body wash and cologne.

Female coworkers have also commented positively on it.
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Post by: etiolate on July 17, 2010, 05:59:46 PM: old spice is a true classic

Do they still sell them in those collector molds? The lighthouses and such?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 17, 2010, 09:49:52 PM: fuck old spice, get with the hai karate

[youtube=560,345]VAnU9zT87j4[/youtube]
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Post by: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 10:14:50 PM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on July 17, 2010, 03:57:44 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I've got that one beat! Haven't gotten laid in months!

Huh?! Didn't you just get married? That's terrible!
Title: Re: Old Spice is my new god
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 17, 2010, 11:49:28 PM: I'm pretty sure they've been married, and that there's a kid too... can't quite remember, tho. Nikki used to post here back in the day but I guess she's all busy now.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 17, 2010, 11:57:02 PM: Having kids will do that to ya.
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Post by: Boogie on July 18, 2010, 12:12:18 AM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on July 17, 2010, 11:49:28 PM
I'm pretty sure they've been married, and that there's a kid too... can't quite remember, tho. Nikki used to post here back in the day but I guess she's all busy now.

I don't recall any news of a kid. At least, not on the forum here.

but ya, don't remember the last time Nikki posted.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on July 18, 2010, 02:03:49 PM: Quote from: Boogie on July 18, 2010, 12:12:18 AM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on July 17, 2010, 11:49:28 PM
I'm pretty sure they've been married, and that there's a kid too... can't quite remember, tho. Nikki used to post here back in the day but I guess she's all busy now.

I don't recall any news of a kid. At least, not on the forum here.

but ya, don't remember the last time Nikki posted.

Nikki is off of EB entirely, I think. She used to lurk and post all the time, so she wanted to break away from the addiction.
But yea, we have a 6 month old son. Pretty sure I posted a picture of him on here shortly after birth. He's a cutie.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 18, 2010, 02:19:24 PM: I hope things are good for you and your family, Ecro.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on July 18, 2010, 03:32:27 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on July 18, 2010, 02:19:24 PM
I hope things are good for you and your family, Ecro.
I'm sure they are.

Just not for his penis.
Title: Re: Old Spice is my new god
Post by: demi on July 18, 2010, 03:37:57 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 10:14:50 PM
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Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
You better find a new scent or you're not getting laid, bro.

I've got that one beat! Haven't gotten laid in months!

Huh?! Didn't you just get married? That's terrible!

?? Terrible, it is a part of life. Ball and chain means more time with your hand. Or fleshlight. Or anything you can shove your wang into.
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Post by: demi on July 18, 2010, 03:41:58 PM: You should. I smell that shit on your lip every time you post.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on July 18, 2010, 03:43:38 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 18, 2010, 03:41:05 PM
I don't use any scents at all. Nothing.

Same. VERY occasionally I use a tiny bit of some Tommy cologne I've had for about a decade, I'm sure. The bottle is still like 4/5 full. But maybe I should it use it more, as one girl seemed to like it a lot.