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Title: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: BlackMage on July 19, 2010, 06:27:49 PM
Even when these assholes aren't invited they show up and fuck up my taste buds. DAMN YOU PICKLES  :maf
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Ichirou on July 19, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
Pickles are awesome.  Go shave yer eyebrows, kid.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 19, 2010, 06:29:28 PM
Pickles should be in one place and one place only: the trash. :patel
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: The Sceneman on July 19, 2010, 06:30:42 PM
I always ask for extra gherkin (pickles to you uncultured folk) in my burger
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: BlackMage on July 19, 2010, 06:32:55 PM
Pickles are awesome.  Go shave yer eyebrows, kid.

i say one thing and you get all pussy sensitive about it. get over it
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Bildi on July 19, 2010, 06:41:43 PM
I can't get enough of cucumbers in all variations.  Large, small, pickled, fresh, peeled, unpeeled.... :drool.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Ichirou on July 19, 2010, 06:44:10 PM
Pickles are awesome.  Go shave yer eyebrows, kid.

i say one thing and you get all pussy sensitive about it. get over it

Billy Zane.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Yeti on July 19, 2010, 06:52:41 PM
I have a love/hate relationship with the pickles in Chik-Fil-A sandwiches.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Barry Egan on July 19, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
pickles are fucking great someone leper the op.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Powerslave on July 19, 2010, 07:06:30 PM
I always ask for extra gherkin (pickles to you uncultured folk) in my burger

You get that extra jerkin on your burger alright.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Bebpo on July 19, 2010, 07:23:07 PM
pickles are good good good until you die from sodium overload
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 07:29:17 PM
pickles rock, brah
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: TripleA on July 19, 2010, 07:33:12 PM
Pickles are AWESOME
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 07:35:27 PM
I remember when I was young and used to take the pickles off my burger. But I'm a man now, with manly tastebuds.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Barry Egan on July 19, 2010, 07:39:18 PM
I'm partial to sweet pickles, myself.  Bread and butter :drool
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Positive Touch on July 19, 2010, 08:08:58 PM
:bow (http://www.bubbies.com/images/prod_bread_and_butter_lg.jpg) :bow2

the finest pickles money can buy
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 19, 2010, 08:12:22 PM
whoever dislikes pickles needs to be banned

sorry
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Purple Filth on July 19, 2010, 08:40:47 PM
Pickles are great.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: demi on July 19, 2010, 08:44:58 PM
Are they sweet pickles? Otherwise throw em out
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Beezy on July 19, 2010, 09:52:01 PM
pickles are fucking great someone leper the op.
I remember when I was young and used to take the pickles off my burger. But I'm a man now, with manly tastebuds.
whoever dislikes pickles needs to be banned

sorry
agreed, except the sorry part
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: BlackMage on July 19, 2010, 09:56:57 PM
pickles are fucking great someone leper the op.
I remember when I was young and used to take the pickles off my burger. But I'm a man now, with manly tastebuds.
whoever dislikes pickles needs to be banned

sorry
agreed, except the sorry part

back stabber!!  :maf
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Diunx on July 19, 2010, 10:01:20 PM
pickles fucking suck, I stand with blackmage on this issue.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 19, 2010, 10:42:41 PM
Love pickles
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 19, 2010, 11:16:15 PM
Pickled anything is delicious: cucumbers, garlic, asparagus, artichoke hearts, pigs feet, carrots, peppers (OMG PICKLED PEPPERS ROCK MY WORLD)....etc etc.

Not a huge fan of sweet pickled foods.  :/
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: lennedsay on July 19, 2010, 11:16:35 PM
Fuck pickles!  :yuck

And who the fuck thought it'd be a great idea to put them on your plate next to a sandwich, just barely touching the bread and, like, 5 fries? I seriously rip off the bread that touched it and discard the fries. Then I proceed to smell each bite before I take it. I seriously almost vomit just thinking about it.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: BlackMage on July 19, 2010, 11:20:05 PM
alright! my army is slowly forming SOON we will... make our own forum! anti-pickle squad assemble!
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: bagofeyes on July 19, 2010, 11:33:04 PM
Is your army the one that also says, 'beer is too bitter' ?
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 19, 2010, 11:35:43 PM
I'm pro-pickle.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: lennedsay on July 19, 2010, 11:49:01 PM
Is your army the one that also says, 'beer is too bitter' ?

I just drink straight hard liquor instead. :smug
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: muckhole on July 20, 2010, 12:13:20 AM
Pickles  :heart

Pickled Eggs  :yuck

(especially those fucking purple homemade ones that I see from time to time)
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Bildi on July 20, 2010, 12:53:50 AM
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2ng9ah3.jpg)

Look at all dem pickles.

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(http://i26.tinypic.com/1zf9rc.jpg)

:-*
[close]

Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: BlackMage on July 20, 2010, 12:56:28 AM
shots fired! WAR has begun!  :maf
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Bildi on July 20, 2010, 01:10:28 AM
Let's see your anti-pickle brigade fight back when they can't stop dry-retching. :smug
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Diunx on July 20, 2010, 01:11:48 AM
Fuck pickles!  :yuck

And who the fuck thought it'd be a great idea to put them on your plate next to a sandwich, just barely touching the bread and, like, 5 fries? I seriously rip off the bread that touched it and discard the fries. Then I proceed to smell each bite before I take it. I seriously almost vomit just thinking about it.
Is your army the one that also says, 'beer is too bitter' ?

I just drink straight hard liquor instead. :smug

:bow
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: lennedsay on July 20, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
Every word is true too. :smug
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 20, 2010, 01:33:41 AM
Fuck pickles  :rock

Plain with extra cheese :rock
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Reb on July 20, 2010, 05:31:10 AM
Oh look Jinfash trying to please somebody, what a surprise.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Reb on July 20, 2010, 08:10:14 AM
Best burger ever:

- raw onion rings
- pickles! :drool
- NO FUCKING TOMATOES
- fried onion bits
- NO FUCKING MAYO
- ketchup
- olives
- lettuce :drool

No actual burger in there. :polecry
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: lennedsay on July 20, 2010, 08:50:49 AM
Who needs all that pussy shit on your burger? All I need is meat and cheese, like a real man.  8)
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Brehvolution on July 20, 2010, 09:10:36 AM
Who needs all that pussy shit on your burger? All I need is meat and cheese, like a real man.  8)
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/10/128708565008762308.jpg)
 :-*
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Barry Egan on July 20, 2010, 09:13:08 AM
Best burger ever:

- raw onion rings
- pickles! :drool
- NO FUCKING TOMATOES
- fried onion bits
- NO FUCKING MAYO
- ketchup
- olives
- lettuce :drool

No actual burger in there. :polecry

:rofl
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Powerslave on July 20, 2010, 12:53:04 PM
Eat pickles with everything.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: tehjaybo on July 20, 2010, 01:10:27 PM
Who needs all that pussy shit on your burger? All I need is meat and cheese, like a real man.  8)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/6j3guw.gif)
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 01:21:12 PM
I'm not big on tomatoes on burgers. Well, it depends. Sometimes too many makes it too juicy and the tomatoe taste takes away from the burger. It has to be just right.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: cool breeze on July 20, 2010, 01:44:01 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to say they drink pickle brine
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Robo on July 20, 2010, 01:49:44 PM
Who the hell drools over LETTUCE?
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 02:13:26 PM
Who the hell drools over LETTUCE?

 poles who can't afford beef
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 02:18:33 PM
I drink pickle juice. Preferably sweet pickle juice. Great for hangovers.

Also, you people who said you didn't like pickles as children are fakes. I've liked pickles ever since I was a kid.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Brehvolution on July 20, 2010, 02:21:42 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to say they drink pickle brine

It's just water that tastes like pickles. What's the biggy?
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 02:26:21 PM
My brother hated pickles as a kid, and i hated olives.  We''ve since come to our senses.

I have always loved olives as well.

pickled pepper olives omg

best of both worlds
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to say they drink pickle brine

It's just water that tastes like pickles. What's the biggy?

delicious. :drool
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Diunx on July 20, 2010, 02:42:31 PM
I hate olives too.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2010, 02:49:40 PM
Olives are only acceptable on or in something, and in low quantities. 
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 02:51:23 PM
Going by the tastes shown in this thread, I bet you all like brusslespouts. In any case, I don't want to have anything to do with you.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2010, 02:52:52 PM
brusslespouts are good, well ok at least.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 02:56:20 PM
brusslespouts are good, well ok at least.

(http://davetaylor.1069thefox.com/files/2009/06/charlie-brown-argh.jpg)

the only vegetable that is not edible to any degree

Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 20, 2010, 03:10:37 PM
(http://www.la-foodie.com/wp-content/uploads/fathers-office-burger.jpg)
/thread
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 03:14:43 PM
Brussel sprouts baked with some vinegar :drool

They taste good?

Every time I have brussel sprouts I want to barf.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 20, 2010, 03:22:21 PM
Yes Jinfash. But this is a thread about burgers, no? Not the other white meat.
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2010, 03:22:58 PM
I'm mildly aroused
spoiler (click to show/hide)
by that woman
[close]
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
(http://www.suprmchaos.com/rasputins-penis2_061204.jpg)
/thread

look

at

that

dong

:drool
Title: Re: Why are pickles always crashing my burger party?!
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 21, 2010, 01:49:18 AM
Burgers are best without the bun.  Yes I do order the Flying Dutchman.
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1036/1490529197_2f6348505b.jpg)
When not at In'n'Out, I eat the veggies separately.

My brother hated pickles as a kid, and i hated olives.  We''ve since come to our senses.

I have always loved olives as well.

pickled pepper olives omg

best of both worlds

YES.  Olives rock my world.