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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on July 21, 2010, 07:57:07 PM

Title: What's Happening Right Now
Post by: Billy Rygar on July 21, 2010, 07:57:07 PM: There's this girl standing outside my door who wants me to let her into my neighbor's apartment. She doesn't seem to understand what apartments are.
Title: Re: What's Happening Right Now
Post by: bagofeyes on July 21, 2010, 07:57:48 PM: is she hot?
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 21, 2010, 07:59:19 PM: is she white?
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 21, 2010, 08:00:36 PM: she wants to get into your bed ;)
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 21, 2010, 08:02:36 PM: call the cops. could be funny.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 21, 2010, 08:06:01 PM: Get them to taze her.
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 21, 2010, 08:06:42 PM: is she one of those american crack whores?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2010, 08:16:23 PM: Lead in the walls is probably blocking her x-ray vision.
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Post by: Vizzys on July 21, 2010, 08:19:13 PM: not anymore they dont
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 21, 2010, 09:47:01 PM: :rofl There just isn't any 'right way' of handling an approaching distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 21, 2010, 09:52:14 PM: You feel like you have to slow and tone down your speech when talking to them. Then you can't help looking like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow yourself.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on July 21, 2010, 09:57:07 PM: Is your neighbor black? BBC withdrawal can be quite severe and sometimes even fatal.
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Post by: Ichirou on July 21, 2010, 10:12:20 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 21, 2010, 09:57:07 PM
Is your neighbor black? BBC withdrawal can be quite severe and sometimes even fatal.

Smooth speaks from personal experience. :teehee
Title: Re: What's Happening Right Now
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 21, 2010, 10:21:53 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on July 21, 2010, 10:12:20 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 21, 2010, 09:57:07 PM
Is your neighbor black? BBC withdrawal can be quite severe and sometimes even fatal.

Smooth speaks from personal experience. :teehee

I liked your mom but her addiction was too great a strain on our relationship. :fbm
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Post by: Ichirou on July 21, 2010, 10:26:48 PM: Once you've had some Dr. Huxtable in you, you never go back. :(
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Post by: muckhole on July 21, 2010, 10:38:37 PM: You should have invited her in for some thumb!
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Post by: cool breeze on July 22, 2010, 12:22:32 AM: Was she drunk and/or high?

Some guy did something similar once to me, except he spoke in a mixture of limerick and dribble. After explaining to the gentlemen that I couldn't understand him no matter how close he got to my face, he went off to his car while insulting me on the way. Then he crashed into a parked car. I think he might have been on something.
Title: Re: What's Happening Right Now
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 22, 2010, 04:46:06 AM: Quote from: Linkzg on July 22, 2010, 12:22:32 AM
Was she drunk and/or high?

Some guy did something similar once to me, except he spoke in a mixture of limerick and dribble. After explaining to the gentlemen that I couldn't understand him no matter how close he got to my face, he went off to his car while insulting me on the way. Then he crashed into a parked car. I think he might have been on something.

He was probably iDosing.
Title: Re: What's Happening Right Now
Post by: Tauntaun on July 22, 2010, 04:56:45 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 21, 2010, 08:07:35 PM
She is know standing by the side of the building where the apartment is staring at a wall. I told her the guy probably wasn't home and she said "the door is locked so I don't know."

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What's Happening Right Now
Post by: Donono on July 22, 2010, 07:34:59 PM: Perhaps your neighbor is suicidal and him not answering the door has her worried.

Get ready for an awful smell a few days from now, Genghis!