THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on July 22, 2010, 03:28:45 AM
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Number one keeps burping all day, just casually, doesn't even raise an eyebrow. Could this be a medical condition, or am I in the clear to put her on blast for being a dirty pig?
Number two laughs after everything she says, everything! I can hear her all day long, laughing. The annoying part is that it sounds so forced and hollow, she's obviously very insecure.
Now she keeps coming around to my corner of the office because I'm so quiet, the same "Boo! I'm waking you up!" joke every time, and then the forced laugh of sadness. Maybe there's a reason I'm quiet, you insecure cunt? Maybe I've got actual work to do?
Number three has the easiest job ever, but complains about all her minor obstacles all day, but that is boring and common.
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They want your cock.
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I'd sleep with number two first. She sounds hell easy.
Only do number one doggie-style, in the vag. She clearly has digestive tract problems so you want to steer clear of her mouth and pooper.
You'll obviously have to stick number three in the gob as quick as possible, or hopefully she's into bondage and you can gag her.
Let us know how you get on buddy. :)
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Number four stole my heart, but she rarely shows up.
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Bitch.
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they should never have allowed women to get jobs
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Ugh yeah, my girl doesn't get the concept of working at home.
No I won't do groceries, I'm working!
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The woman at my work who is always complaining that its cold and turns the air-con off in summer I call reptile. She has some creepy scales or something on her skin, and I'm all like 'hey reptile, why don't you go and sun yourself on a rock outside' except I'm just thinking that not saying it.
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It's 35 degrees out, and there are women in my office wrapped in shawls and blankets. wtf. I appreciate that the pre-menopausal suffer from the occasional fluctuation in body temp just jesus fucking christ, you don't need a horse blanket in the middle of summer.
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Number two also has some major daddy issues, she clings onto all the 40+ men like crazy.
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Headbutt them in the ovaries.
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asian women are nuts. they think being cold is the root of every medical problem and don't want to run the chance of cooling down.
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Ventilators kill.
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Number five has the best ass ever.
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take some pictures, bro
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It's 35 degrees out, and there are women in my office wrapped in shawls and blankets. wtf. I appreciate that the pre-menopausal suffer from the occasional fluctuation in body temp just jesus fucking christ, you don't need a horse blanket in the middle of summer.
There is exactly one woman in the main room where I work with like 50 other guys. She always has a shawl on her shoulders and a quilt on her lap. ::)
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I'd sleep with number two first. She sounds hell easy.
Only do number one doggie-style, in the vag. She clearly has digestive tract problems so you want to steer clear of her mouth and pooper.
You'll obviously have to stick number three in the gob as quick as possible, or hopefully she's into bondage and you can gag her.
Let us know how you get on buddy. :)
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There is this real cute Indian girl with a smoking body here in the office. Her last day is next Wednesday. :(
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It's 35 degrees out, and there are women in my office wrapped in shawls and blankets. wtf. I appreciate that the pre-menopausal suffer from the occasional fluctuation in body temp just jesus fucking christ, you don't need a horse blanket in the middle of summer.
There's a MAN in my group who wears a scarf whenever we go into meeting rooms, because the air conditioning in meeting rooms is set lower than his desk area smh.
I think we can just go right ahead and revoke his membership. Probably doesn't even plan on seeing The Expendables.
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I have a beach where I work, but most weeks there's nothing but smelly old fishermen. :'( :violin
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Let us know how you get on buddy. :)
:lol
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oh man, all this office furniture moving around pretending it has a soul or something
i feel sorry that you have to endure that kind of environment
:(
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I wear a scarf to meetings because for someone reason it's 20 degrees colder in there than the rest of my already cold office. One guy is always giving me dirty looks from across the table but he spends all day playing games on his iPhone so fuck him. It's Burberry.
:lol :lol
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I wear a scarf to meetings because for someone reason it's 20 degrees colder in there than the rest of my already cold office. One guy is always giving me dirty looks from across the table but he spends all day playing games on his iPhone so fuck him. It's Burberry.
They call our conference room The Freezer :(
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You paid $250+ for a scarf? :rofl
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man those are nice
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Wow, those ARE nice scarves. If I were gay, I'd totally buy one.
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Shit. Those actually are nice.
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Wow, those ARE nice scarves. If I were gay, I'd totally buy one.
:lol
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asian women are nuts. they think being cold is the root of every medical problem and don't want to run the chance of cooling down.
My gf keeps telling me the reason you get a cold is because you don't cover up your neck/upper chest when it's cold, because that's what her mother told her. Keep in mind that she also has a masters degree.