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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Christopher on December 22, 2006, 06:16:25 PM

Title: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Christopher on December 22, 2006, 06:16:25 PM
Which is your preference?

Are you an ass man, or is it all about the tits?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Cheebs on December 22, 2006, 06:18:01 PM
I await PD's lengthy reply.
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 22, 2006, 06:18:45 PM
I await PD's lengthy reply.
You know he's on the down low.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on December 22, 2006, 06:20:12 PM
both at once!
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 22, 2006, 06:23:05 PM
tuh-tuh-tuh-titties.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 06:25:09 PM
Which one gets me hornier?  as much as it may surprise some of you.. ass.

I prefer ass because a nice ass is so much rarer than a nice rack.  I love tits, don't get me wrong.  But a nice ass is like a sweet sweet surprise.  I've met some chubster girls that have really nice racks.  But it takes a good body for a nice ass.  A nice ass is to be appreciated.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Garnet on December 22, 2006, 06:31:05 PM
If a bloke shags a girl doggy stle, great view of her ass, and doesnt really need to see her nasty tits, girl on top = nice tits, dont need to see the saggy arse!
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 06:33:16 PM
If a bloke shags a girl doggy stle, great view of her ass, and doesnt really need to see her nasty tits, girl on top = nice tits, dont need to see the saggy arse!
Also a very good point, babe.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 07:13:50 PM
Dude. SHIT comes out of asses.

Tits, no question. They're soft, they're cuddly and they've got nipples you can lick and suck to drive her crazy. Ass? Man. That's where poop comes from. That's an EXIT ONLY.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Christopher on December 22, 2006, 07:16:10 PM
:wag some women have open access there GilloD.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 07:20:18 PM
Dude. SHIT comes out of asses.

Tits, no question. They're soft, they're cuddly and they've got nipples you can lick and suck to drive her crazy. Ass? Man. That's where poop comes from. That's an EXIT ONLY.
Soooo narrow minded   lolz
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Christopher on December 22, 2006, 07:22:44 PM
Quote
:wag some women have open access there GilloD.

(http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/btw.gif) Ask distantmantara for details on that haha.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Soul Pole Deluxx on December 22, 2006, 07:47:28 PM
I used to be an ass man when i was younger, and a bit more ghetto.
Now i'm obsessed with breasts.

This girl at my gym, had a pair of 'DD' breasts, but the face of a Down Syndrome stricken Cabbage Patch Kid; yet i was totally drawn to her.

Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 22, 2006, 07:52:13 PM
ASS man all the way. :-*
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Takuan on December 22, 2006, 08:01:49 PM
face
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: mikesphat on December 22, 2006, 08:08:06 PM
bewbars...  :-*
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Vizzys on December 22, 2006, 08:11:42 PM
I agree with everything GilloD said.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 22, 2006, 08:24:43 PM
This girl at my gym, had a pair of 'DD' breasts, but the face of a Down Syndrome stricken Cabbage Patch Kid; yet i was totally drawn to her.


Dude, I had a total crush on this semi-distinguished mentally-challenged chick with HUGE FUCKING TITTIES back in middle school. I mean they were fucking gigantic, and she was all of like, what, 13? But dumb.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:30:42 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 08:38:47 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 22, 2006, 08:43:12 PM
Chocolate... pudding...?

Do I win?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: etiolate on December 22, 2006, 08:43:47 PM
I think I prefer ass, but really, if you have a a great ass or great tits then I don't really notice the other half. On on average girl though, I'll check out her butt, because I like 'em and because she can't catch you looking at her from behind.  :-*
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 22, 2006, 08:49:33 PM
A real competition has pics. And includes legs. I'd have to pick ass.

Dude. SHIT comes out of asses.

Tits, no question. They're soft, they're cuddly and they've got nipples you can lick and suck to drive her crazy. Ass? Man. That's where poop comes from. That's an EXIT ONLY.

Tits are fun for a little while, but you can have WAYYYYY more fun with an ass.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 22, 2006, 08:50:45 PM
Anal > Tit-Jobs

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I wouldn't know. :(
[close]
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 08:51:38 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth.  It'll be clean.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: whiteACID on December 22, 2006, 09:14:27 PM
Ass!
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 09:25:34 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth.  It'll be clean.

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 2:

There are two dark boxes. In one is a soft, clean pillow. In the other, a hopefully clean, but sweaty and poopy-smelling old thighmaster. Which would you PUT YOUR TONGUE ON?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 22, 2006, 09:29:34 PM
Titties...but what do I know?  :-[
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 09:37:01 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth.  It'll be clean.

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 2:

There are two dark boxes. In one is a soft, clean pillow. In the other, a hopefully clean, but sweaty and poopy-smelling old thighmaster. Which would you PUT YOUR TONGUE ON?
Apples and Oranges!

Ass!
YEAH, BABY!
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: GilloD on December 22, 2006, 09:40:18 PM
So I take it that Viz and GilloD wouldn't eat a chick's cornhole?

Let's have a thought experiment:

There are two cups. One is filled with delicious chocolate pudding. The other is filled with SHIT AND ASS SWEAT. Which one are you going to eat?
But buddy, you're not letting her brick in your mouth.  It'll be clean.

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 2:

There are two dark boxes. In one is a soft, clean pillow. In the other, a hopefully clean, but sweaty and poopy-smelling old thighmaster. Which would you PUT YOUR TONGUE ON?
Apples and Oranges!

Ass!
YEAH, BABY!

APPLES AND ASS ORANGES
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Boogie on December 22, 2006, 10:57:42 PM
why must we choose?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2006, 11:03:49 PM
why must we choose?
Cuz I said so!
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 23, 2006, 03:05:05 AM
ASS!  :hyper

(http://static.flickr.com/141/323566115_fc3b57efa2_o.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/KNOPF1/Smooth-Bria1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/KNOPF1/Smooth-Bria4.jpg)

 :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Diablos on December 23, 2006, 08:54:49 AM
Tits.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Solo on December 23, 2006, 09:37:00 AM
Ass.

When I was a younger, pubescent teen, I was a tit man. But the older I get, the more I appreciate a nice tight little bottom.

But obviously both is even better.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 23, 2006, 11:45:32 AM
Why does that guy think an ass is sweaty and reeks of shit at all times? You know you can wash an ass, right?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 23, 2006, 11:46:41 AM
Used to be into Tits, all the way. There was a point where a big ass became much more appealing...guess its in the male nature or something? Though, both being considerably large is better than one or the other :drool

Why does that guy think an ass is sweaty and reeks of shit at all times? You know you can wash an ass, right?

GilloD? The word rimjob must get him queezy :lol
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2006, 06:56:18 PM
BOTH MOTHAFUCKA

SKEET SKEET
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 09:31:28 PM
Nice firm b to c cups, I hate big sloppy tits

and a nice apple bottom suits me just fine, it's more the shape than the size, again too big is no good.

Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 23, 2006, 09:32:55 PM
For an overweight married man, don't be so picky. ;)
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 09:37:03 PM
For an overweight married man, don't be so picky. ;)

You have no idea of which you speak.

Dont get all pissy cause I said your penor was broken.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 23, 2006, 09:38:20 PM
What? You're neither overwieght nor married?


Then, what... you've been lying to us this whole time! :o >:(
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:19:25 PM
What? You're neither overwieght nor married?


Then, what... you've been lying to us this whole time! :o >:(

Yeah I'm married, but I can look around and the wife doesn't get all pissed about it. And I've been losing eight right along due to working a better job/eating better and being sick.

So fuck you.

Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 23, 2006, 10:21:16 PM
What the fuck does that disprove? :lol
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:23:12 PM
I really wish the assholes would just stay over at OA

 :-\
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 23, 2006, 10:23:45 PM
I really wish the assholes would just stay over at OA

 :-\

I was here before you were, so kindly STFU.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:25:27 PM
by a whole 4 minutes....

lol

Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 23, 2006, 10:26:40 PM
By "here", I mean I was actually posting here before OA was about to shutdown and jumped ship over here.

You know, like you.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:32:14 PM
By "here", I mean I was actually posting here before OA was about to shutdown and jumped ship over here.

You know, like you.

Drop it.  get back to T and A not OA

yay for your epenis, only one that probably works

Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Vizzys on December 23, 2006, 10:35:56 PM
Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:37:39 PM
Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.

Same to you man

happy holidays
(http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/candy-bikini.jpg)
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 23, 2006, 10:37:49 PM
Who's the one who brought up OA, again... :duh
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 23, 2006, 10:39:41 PM
Who's the one who brought up OA, again... :duh

Who's the fuckface who cant let things go and get back ON TOPIC
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2006, 11:27:26 PM
Ass.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 03:50:31 AM
Ass.

Yeaaaah boy!  :hyper
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Prost on December 24, 2006, 01:08:47 PM
Ass, no questions asked.  But nothing tops both being perfect.

A nice ass, nice tits, and a great all-around body :drool
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 01:19:52 PM
Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.

Same to you man

happy holidays
(http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/candy-bikini.jpg)

more
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:51:23 PM
The thing that bothers me about black girls with big butts, is that their thighs are usually fairly large as well. I can't get into the whole thunder thighs sight. It bothers me.

That being said, I love titties. Titties, titties, titties.

Ask nikki what my favorite part of her is though, and she'll probably tell you her butt. I <3 that girl's butt. It's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 02:02:19 PM
The thing that bothers me about black girls with big butts, is that their things are usually fairly large as well. I can't get into the whole thunder thighs sight. It bothers me.

That being said, I love titties. Titties, titties, titties.

Ask nikki what my favorite part of her is though, and she'll probably tell you her butt. I <3 that girl's butt. It's ridiculous.

pics plz
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 03:49:35 PM
The thing that bothers me about black girls with big butts, is that their things are usually fairly large as well.

Their things? What things?

Ask nikki what my favorite part of her is though, and she'll probably tell you her butt. I <3 that girl's butt. It's ridiculous.

You can't say something like that without proof!  >:(
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 03:49:58 PM
He meant thighs.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 24, 2006, 03:53:00 PM
Shut up! Merry fucking christmas assholes.

Same to you man

happy holidays
(http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/candy-bikini.jpg)

more

(http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/canbra.jpg)

Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 03:53:37 PM
:hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 03:54:55 PM

(http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/canbra.jpg)



(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7117/fishfacelgid5.jpg)
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 03:57:15 PM
Yea, I meant thighs. I was tired :(
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 03:58:03 PM
WHERE ARE THE NIKKI PICS?! >:(
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 03:58:59 PM
He meant thighs.

What's wrong with big thighs? Actually, I don't think I'd understand even if he explained so I'll just leave it alone.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 04:00:38 PM
He meant thighs.

What's wrong with big thighs? Actually, I don't think I'd understand even if he explained so I'll just leave it alone.

They're fucking disgusting, that's what.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 24, 2006, 04:00:51 PM
(http://www.balkanmedia.com/m2/sl/2269-1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 04:01:40 PM
I like healthy-sized thighs, but I don't like BIG thighs.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 24, 2006, 04:18:48 PM
I like me some meaty thighs, myself.  :hyper

Nothing sexy about straddling a wishbone
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 04:22:09 PM
He meant thighs.

What's wrong with big thighs? Actually, I don't think I'd understand even if he explained so I'll just leave it alone.

They're fucking disgusting, that's what.

 ::)
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 04:23:28 PM
He meant thighs.

What's wrong with big thighs? Actually, I don't think I'd understand even if he explained so I'll just leave it alone.

They're fucking disgusting, that's what.

 ::)

I like normal looking thighs. when you've got fucking country hams from the knee up though, it makes me want to barf.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 04:25:01 PM
I agree with Ecro.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 04:29:00 PM
Look at that Bria girl. She's got a normal sized upper body, and then she's got fat deposits from her hips down. Cankles,  big calves,  and porky pig must be hiding under her skin from the knees up.

It's just ewwwwww to me.

And is that her in the animated GIF as well? Because that's even worse. She's got a figure like an old lady.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 04:31:38 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 04:32:39 PM
They just aren't my thing. I can't even get aroused by something like that. It's got like the opposite effect for me.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 04:37:43 PM
It's even worse without airbrushing.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 06:07:36 PM
It's even worse without airbrushing.

I posted a gif of Bria before. You can't airbrush that. And she didn't look any different or "worse".
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 07:02:16 PM
Yea, 300x500 gifs really bring out the details.

And they still look disturbingly fat. You can have a nice flare at your waist and some healthy thighs without looking like you're carrying around saddlebags, even if your cottage cheese isn't immediately visible.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 08:20:39 PM
Yea, 300x500 gifs really bring out the details.

And they still look disturbingly fat. You can have a nice flare at your waist and some healthy thighs without looking like you're carrying around saddlebags, even if your cottage cheese isn't immediately visible.

Would you like me to upload a vid to prove to you that she doesn't have cottage cheese ass? Or stretchmarks?
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 24, 2006, 08:26:03 PM
You're more than welcome to, but the shape is still unappealing.

And my gf has a large ass, so it's not like I'm anti-thick or wahtever.


I like this:
(http://biz-names.biz/melyssa_ford_sexi.jpg) (http://www.algarit.com/images/melyssa_ford_on_couch.jpg)
(http://www.rap-wallpapers.com/data/media/38/melyssa_ford_11.jpg)
(http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Melyssa-Ford/Melyssa-Ford-15.JPG)

Shape, something to grip, without being a disgusting lardass.
Title: Re: Real talk with Evilbore Males: Titties or Ass?
Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2006, 09:23:19 PM
Okay, here's the vid download link.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/eco43w