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Title: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2010, 10:12:22 PM
six year old daughter is lying on her bed, absorbed in reading...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
hellsing volume 3
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goddammit. :fbm
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Eric P on July 28, 2010, 10:14:58 PM
Let's face it. It could be far far far worse
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2010, 10:17:08 PM
for good ol' sidehuggin' uptight me, that's about as bad as it gets, although aqua knight has some nekkid titties in it
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2010, 10:17:14 PM
Won't be long before she's heading out to Sakura-Con dressed as Seras Victoria.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 28, 2010, 10:18:30 PM
This could get her into sexy hairdo vampire movies methinks. 

....

What's a hellsing vol 3? Manga? YOUR manga?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2010, 10:20:43 PM
it is a manga

that i own

i have a couple series

:fbm


it was on the bookcase behind the bed, and apparently she decided to sample it. the series is now out in the garage, next to battle angel:last order and several volumes of preacher
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Bebpo on July 28, 2010, 10:24:13 PM
At first I was like "wtf are you letting your kid read Hellsing for!?!"

Then I saw it was unintentional and  :lol

It's probably not a big deal.  Your daughter will just think all Nazis are actually vampire zombies and since they're no longer around I doubt that way of thinking will offend anyone.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 10:25:24 PM
You should have given her Sailor Moon or Magic Knight Rayearth instead.

...

You know you have those too.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 28, 2010, 10:32:10 PM
Hmmm, the closest thing I got is that I'm introducing my lil sis to Studio Ghibli films.  She really likes Princess Mononoke in spite of all the blood and guts and demon worm infestations.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2010, 10:35:28 PM
i let her read yotsuba&!
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: cool breeze on July 28, 2010, 10:36:32 PM
at least it isn't the anime or else you'd be hearing this all the time

[youtube=560,345]LDnu0giUS00[/youtube]

Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Diunx on July 28, 2010, 10:37:44 PM
smh.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2010, 10:41:22 PM
the pages are stuck together, she'll never be able to put her filthy gaijin eyes on my precious moe
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Purple Filth on July 28, 2010, 10:42:33 PM
WAT?  :lol
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 10:43:29 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 28, 2010, 10:37:54 PM
Wait till she finds your Atelier Iris collection

Wait till she's old enough to maneuver around on the PC and finds Prole's Borecasts and listens to him pontificate on lolis.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 28, 2010, 11:06:18 PM
Van Cruncheon, vampire hunter. :rock
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 28, 2010, 11:09:02 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 28, 2010, 11:06:18 PM
Van Cruncheon, vampire hunter. :rock

:rofl
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: drew on July 28, 2010, 11:23:14 PM
thats what you get for leaving faggot fucking wap books out for your spawn to wrap their pure white claws around
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 28, 2010, 11:27:00 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2010, 10:35:28 PM
i let her read yotsuba&!

Are you saving Absolute Boyfriend until she's a little older?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Tauntaun on July 28, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
Get her on:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/2ebek9g.jpg)
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2010, 12:00:06 AM
agreed.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2010, 12:00:34 AM
Oh man. A little girl reading a comic book so gory?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: archie4208 on July 29, 2010, 12:01:58 AM
First Hellsing, then Twilight.  :-\
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Beezy on July 29, 2010, 12:02:29 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: drew on July 29, 2010, 12:07:10 AM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 28, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
Get her on:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/2ebek9g.jpg)


methamphetamines?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: pilonv1 on July 29, 2010, 01:21:34 AM
better hellsing than this

(http://imgx.gxzone.com/images/8/f/8ffb0bf259a.jpg)
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2010, 01:23:24 AM
Prole keeps his yaoi stash better hidden than that.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Disposable White Guy on July 29, 2010, 01:55:26 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2010, 10:20:43 PM
it was on the bookcase behind the bed, and apparently she decided to sample it. the series is now out in the garage, next to battle angel:last order and several volumes of preacher

wtf, why are you letting her waste her time on some Moon Language bullshit when she could be immersed in Garth Ennis perfection!
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 01:55:35 AM
yes, do it
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2010, 01:58:41 AM
While you're at it, change mine to "Creepy Old Guy" minus the quotation marks.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Reb on July 29, 2010, 03:31:30 AM
*waits for Thruimph's name to be changed to "Creepy Old Guy" minus the quotation marks
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Mandark on July 29, 2010, 03:57:14 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 28, 2010, 11:06:18 PM
Van Cruncheon, vampire hunter. :rock

Strongly approve!
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2010, 09:39:19 AM
It's a short trip down the slippery slope from anime fangirl to full on furry, Van Cruncheon.  Might as well do the only decent thing you can for the girl and just sell her into slavery immediately.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2010, 10:10:36 AM
Quote from: Wrath2X on July 29, 2010, 06:00:12 AM
:lol

Prole man you should have found better spots to hide those, you don't want your spawn to become an anime fangirl.

Too late now, she's already been "exposed". Best case scenario: Prole guides her towards the good stuff, like Akira and Mobile Suit Gundam.

It's like Dexter. But with anime.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: TripleA on July 29, 2010, 10:39:17 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 28, 2010, 10:20:43 PM
it is a manga


You have no-one to blame but yourself.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: MCD on July 29, 2010, 10:56:45 AM
[youtube=560,345]RBY10xq_03A[/youtube]

she can still be saved, by these delicious collarbones.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Tauntaun on July 29, 2010, 11:31:59 AM
So here's the real question, does your wife know and how did she react?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 01:18:14 PM
she did, and she said PUT THOSE IN THE GARAGE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE A PRECOCIOUS CHILD SHOULDN'T READ

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there's a copy of 120 days of sodom in the family room bookcase :shh
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Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 01:40:43 PM
oh, i also have crash down there, too
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 01:51:10 PM
more than pictures of demon nazis eviscerating people rendered in loving detail?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 01:51:49 PM
on the other hand, "daddy, what does 'empucelate' mean?" is not a question i am ready to handle
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Tauntaun on July 29, 2010, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on July 29, 2010, 01:51:49 PM
on the other hand, "daddy, what does "empucelate" mean?" is not a question i am ready to handle

"Distractor, I choose you!"

(http://craccum.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ashpoke.jpg)
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 01:55:53 PM
well, i used to read illustrated books on medieval torture as a kid. the old lady who babysat me and my brother had the biggest collection of fucked up books on medieval history i ever seen, and she had no idea i could read pretty fuckin' well at age 6. it wasn't a problem until i tried to build a pope's pear out of legos and use it on the cat
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2010, 02:01:32 PM
:lol
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 29, 2010, 02:52:44 PM
Ahem...

Why has the name change to Van Cruncheon yet to happeh? Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
yeah, RENAME PLZ
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: demi on July 29, 2010, 04:09:08 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 29, 2010, 02:52:44 PM
Ahem...

Why has the name change to Van Cruncheon yet to happeh? Inquiring minds want to know.

Cause I don't listen to bottoms.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 04:10:11 PM
:bow demi :bow2

Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 04:51:53 PM
Who is this prole that the thread tittle refers to?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 04:54:56 PM
Sounds like a weebo nintendo fan to me.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Purple Filth on July 29, 2010, 04:56:36 PM
At least she didn't reach the part with the baby biting....
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2010, 04:56:39 PM
WHY AM I NOT CREEPY OLD GUY YET?  demi fails again, no surprise there.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: demi on July 29, 2010, 05:03:40 PM
Poor Triumph  :'(
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 29, 2010, 05:14:57 PM
What fucking good are you if you don't exist to serve my every tempestual whim, cripple?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 05:22:18 PM
If Triumph gets a name change then I want my name to be changed to Diunx the great.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Ichirou on July 29, 2010, 08:47:33 PM
Or Diunx el Rei de Roms.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 30, 2010, 12:55:52 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2010, 12:49:52 AM
Why did Prole's name get changed but Willco isn't banned :maf

The view from the hill is that, at the end of the day, it is what it is.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 30, 2010, 01:59:42 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2010, 01:00:09 AM
If there is one thing all the icons agree on, it's that Willco needs a banning.

Also, cock pics.  Also too, our evil plan to keep Ichi down is totally working.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 30, 2010, 02:34:07 AM
:lol
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Powerslave on July 30, 2010, 09:09:02 AM
anyone notice how triumph's request got ignored hehehe
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 30, 2010, 09:38:17 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 30, 2010, 12:49:52 AM
Why did Prole's name get changed but Willco isn't banned :maf

The more important question is when will Prole fix his lame-o broken avatar?
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 30, 2010, 10:30:58 AM
i don't even have avatars turned on so i didn't know it was broken
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 30, 2010, 10:36:57 AM
It's as broken as broken can be.
Title: Re: prole's parental failboat: issue over 9000
Post by: Ichirou on July 30, 2010, 11:41:07 AM
Van Cruncheon will always be Prole-hakase to me. :sob