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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on July 29, 2010, 01:09:32 PM

Title: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Billy Rygar on July 29, 2010, 01:09:32 PM: GOTY

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Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 01:50:08 PM: (http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=111596662223307&v=1&size=z&cksum=e28283efbd6f094cae8fe4fa606645a6&src=http%3A%2F%2Fcowclicker.com%2Fimages%2Fcows%2F9925b51acce1aa1bb3fa4cfdb951ebc4.png)

MOOBAMA
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 02:15:45 PM: i want the mao cow so bad

GOTF
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Ichirou on July 29, 2010, 02:17:57 PM: Meh, PC games.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 02:27:18 PM: kekekekekekeke click rush
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 29, 2010, 02:39:50 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 01:28:01 PM
Me, TVC, Willco, Patel, MAF, and Prole are already on it.

Be cool or be cast out
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2010, 02:44:09 PM: I can't wait for the new DLC campaign, I hear it involves right-clicking!
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2010, 03:58:46 PM: I can't find this on Steam. Are you guys sure this is a real game?
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 04:07:55 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 29, 2010, 02:39:50 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 01:28:01 PM
Me, TVC, Willco, Patel, MAF, and Prole are already on it.

Be cool or be cast out

get on my facebook dick, sandy v! i will invite you to my (fuck) pasture.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 29, 2010, 04:25:11 PM: (https://s3.amazonaws.com/cowclicker/images/cows/7073dd235745a7feae28e0ef24b317e8.png)

I don't get it
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 04:27:46 PM: Cohen, when you click on your cow, be sure to click "Share" on the window that appears at the top of the screen.

When you "Share" your click, other people can "Click your Click" and then you and they both get mooney you can use to buy oh God I'm sharing actual Cow Clicker strategy kill me
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: drew on July 29, 2010, 04:47:59 PM: jesus christ listen to yourself talk, this is distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 04:54:31 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 04:46:24 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 29, 2010, 04:27:46 PM
Cohen, when you click on your cow, be sure to click "Share" on the window that appears at the top of the screen.

When you "Share" your click, other people can "Click your Click" and then you and they both get mooney you can use to buy oh God I'm sharing actual Cow Clicker strategy kill me
omg i didn't know that :0

Cow Clicker doesn't auto-spam like Zynga games. You usually get 1 mooney but you can sometimes get 5 or even 10. Generally since you have 8 people in your pasture, if everyone clicks your click you'll get about 10 mooney per shared Click. It's how I saved up for the Soviet Cow without paying any cash.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: drew on July 29, 2010, 04:56:33 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 04:51:32 PM
Taking this seriously :lol

Go play with knives, commando

maybe i will, john lennon jr
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 29, 2010, 05:43:58 PM: I've seen MAF and Prole playing this on Facebook... never checked it out, but maybe I will now.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nope.
[close]
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Barry Egan on July 29, 2010, 08:02:36 PM: Irony: The Game
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: pilonv1 on July 29, 2010, 08:02:53 PM: smh facebook games
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 29, 2010, 08:09:26 PM: Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 08:20:50 PM: make mooney, fuck bitches, click cows
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 08:25:28 PM: Put this in the OP:

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Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 08:36:59 PM: I clicked my cow holy shit!!!
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 08:37:46 PM: Quote from: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 08:36:59 PM
I clicked my cow holy shit!!!

just wait til you see what happens 6 hours from now

spoiler (click to show/hide)
you click it again
[close]
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 08:41:08 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 08:39:09 PM
if you took Diablo and made it several hundred times slower, you would get cow clicker.

it's like the cow level only it takes 15 months to complete
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 08:41:53 PM: Longest 6 hours of my life.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 29, 2010, 08:44:08 PM: why not pass the time by discussing cow clicking strategies with other fans in this thread

did you hit the "Share" button? some first-time players miss that

spend 10-20 mooney on an elite cow to make your friends jealous
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Diunx on July 29, 2010, 08:51:28 PM: Yeah I missed the share button, already have a blue cow, now I'm gonna invite some friends so we can click our life away(every 6 hours).

:bow Facebook :bow2
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2010, 09:57:36 PM: cow clicker nails what makes gaming great: anticipation and obsession
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Enl on July 30, 2010, 03:08:51 AM: I clicked my cow. Why does my right index finger feel so dirty now?
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Diunx on July 30, 2010, 02:23:39 PM: I clicked my cow and them shared with my friends! :rock
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 30, 2010, 02:44:49 PM: Quote from: Diunx on July 30, 2010, 02:23:39 PM
I clicked my cow and them shared with my friends! :rock

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Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: tehjaybo on July 30, 2010, 02:59:33 PM: Man, I'm so noob at this. I missed the share button when I clicked my cow. BUT I'M GONNA GO PRO.

I'm spending the next 5h and 23 minutes reading up on strategy. :rock
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 30, 2010, 06:58:56 PM: http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/29618/Interview_Cow_Clicker_Yields_Ruminations_On_Social_Gamings_Tense_Battle_Lines.php
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: OptimoPeach on July 30, 2010, 07:57:44 PM: Oh shit. Patel's back? And in pog form? :omg
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Diunx on July 30, 2010, 08:24:47 PM: That's Alf dude.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 30, 2010, 08:39:55 PM: It's an Alf pog.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: etiolate on July 30, 2010, 09:58:14 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 01:20:37 PM
Wait, Patel has a brown one, Prole has a blue one.

I guess patel does't give reacharounds
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Barry Egan on July 30, 2010, 10:19:49 PM: :lol well done
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 31, 2010, 12:25:51 AM: I liked this until I learned it was made by an academic game studies luminary :gloomy
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: archie4208 on July 31, 2010, 12:34:42 AM: I just clicked my first cow. I can see myself becoming addicted to this.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 31, 2010, 12:54:23 AM: I refuse to click on any cows. REFUSE, YOU HEAR ME!
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 31, 2010, 01:08:21 AM: I still haven't clicked any cows. 8)
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: demi on July 31, 2010, 01:25:09 AM: I hid this from my feed. The power of choice. 8)
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Robo on July 31, 2010, 01:06:46 PM: Quote from: etiolate on July 30, 2010, 09:58:14 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 29, 2010, 01:20:37 PM
Wait, Patel has a brown one, Prole has a blue one.

I guess patel does't give reacharounds

:lol
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 27, 2010, 12:05:38 PM: Cow Clicker revolutionizes freemium content with their new cow. It's a plain cow, facing right instead of left. $25.

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"What's the most resilient horse armor? The idea of horse armor."
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Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 27, 2010, 04:13:30 PM: This isn't even fun in an ironic way. All the icons have gone crazy.
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 27, 2010, 05:30:51 PM: Cow Clicker is simply Advanced (http://wikibin.org/articles/advanced-theory.html).
Title: Re: Cow Clicker |OT|
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 05, 2010, 01:08:12 PM: (https://s3.amazonaws.com/cowclicker/images/cows/c6da72d34c7211b35061ce6ce5170ff7.png)

well played, Cow Clicker