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Title: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 04, 2010, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: WaPost
A Gaithersburg man accused of squirting semen from a bottle onto a grocery shopper last month was arrested this week in a similar case and may have done the same thing at least twice before, officials said Tuesday.

On July 15 at a Giant Food store in Gaithersburg, police said, a man discharged fluid from a small bottle similar to those used to hold hand sanitizer and then snapped a photo of the act with his cellphone. The victim saved her unwashed shirt and skirt, providing investigators with a possible DNA sample.

Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., 28, has been charged in that incident and in another at a Michaels craft store, also in Gaithersburg. Police said that after questioning Edwards, they are looking for at least two more victims.

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Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: Robo on August 04, 2010, 04:16:48 PM
They're just gonna have to keep looking -- I will never come forward.  :(
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: Brehvolution on August 04, 2010, 04:18:10 PM
They're just gonna have to keep looking -- I will never come forward.  :(
:teehee
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: tehjaybo on August 04, 2010, 04:42:28 PM
New emoticon please.

:jizzsmug

Photoshoppers, don't disappoint.
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: drew on August 04, 2010, 04:48:26 PM
i would have stabbed him
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: muckhole on August 04, 2010, 06:14:47 PM
Not if he got you in the eyes first. That stuff burns!



At least that's what I've heard...
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: lennedsay on August 04, 2010, 07:20:22 PM
Lets see the mugshot of that BBC. :smug
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: Powerslave on August 04, 2010, 08:01:06 PM
Mugshot or... smugshot?




:smug
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: Diunx on August 04, 2010, 10:57:04 PM
i would have stabbed him

And since it would happen on a shop you could buy some band aids right away.
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 04, 2010, 11:00:14 PM
:beezy
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: drew on August 04, 2010, 11:53:03 PM
And since it would happen on a shop you could buy some band aids right away.

they dont make bandaids for the kind of cuts i make ;)
Title: Re: Best mugshot ever, infamous "Semen Sprayer" caught!
Post by: Robo on August 05, 2010, 12:30:10 AM
I would have never expected such a thing to happen at Giant. Shoppers maybe but never Giant.

I always go to Shoppers.  :(