THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
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[youtube=560,345]wIHn3pF0Fus[/youtube]
Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.
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[youtube=560,345]wIHn3pF0Fus[/youtube]
Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, he's career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.
I just about choked on my water :rofl
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So sad. :(
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There have been rumors circulating for awhile that Tiger was using PEDs during his reign. I wonder if that's true. Any rate, his professional career is completely unraveling, but it's tough for me to feel bad for him - he's only a billionaire.
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So sad. :(
No, he said "Sosa."
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Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.
( ∗ ) <---- the asterisk
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Now he only has all his billions and an army of white women lining up to suck his cock :violin
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Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.
( ∗ ) <---- the asterisk
LOL BECUZ IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
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So sad. :(
No, he said "Sosa."
(http://thesportsreportgirl.com/Blog%20Pics%20after%2010-14/Sammy%20Sosa%20White.jpg)
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Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.
( ∗ ) <---- the asterisk
LOL BECUZ IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
YES!
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So sad. :(
No, he said "Sosa."
(http://thesportsreportgirl.com/Blog%20Pics%20after%2010-14/Sammy%20Sosa%20White.jpg)
:dominicancry
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At least, if nothing else, Tiger still has that goatee so he looks like an angry black man when he's out there losing.
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Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.
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For real, he should be fucking fat white women not hot ones, smh tiger...smh.
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Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.
omg please elaborate so this thread can get even more hilarious
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Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.
omg please elaborate so this thread can get even more hilarious
I anticipate that his opinions on this matter will be as nuanced and well thought out as his opinions on video games.
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Tiger Woods isn't the greatest golf player ever. Big shock. :lol
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He was.
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Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.
omg please elaborate so this thread can get even more hilarious
I anticipate that his opinions on this matter will be as nuanced and well thought out as his opinions on video games.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34993.msg1185553#msg1185553
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white supremassy!
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He was.
Nicklaus > Woods
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The crazy thing is, Tiger still needs five Majors to break Jack Nicklaus' record.
It didn't used to sound like a lot. But every other golfer on tour would give their left nut for five Majors. Phil only has four in his career. Tom Watson is the only guy on Tour who has more than Phil (besides Tiger) at eight and he's barely on the Tour anymore.
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He was.
Nicklaus > Woods
Confirmed.
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Whatever, I don't like or care about Tiger enough to argue.
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I hope Tiger goes on a win rampage. At this point Tiger is less annoying than his nay sayers
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Yeah, this thread alone makes me want it to happen.
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Well, it's nice to know that lots of white nookie fueled the career of the single best modern golfer. Without it, HE HAS LOST HIS POWERS.
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Phil Mickelson choked in the 4th Round. Tiger Woods is playing so bad, other golfers are being sucked into his vortex of suckitude. :(
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I wonder how many times Tiger has had sex this month :lol
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Phil Mickelson choked in the 4th Round. Tiger Woods is playing so bad, other golfers are being sucked into his vortex of suckitude. :(
This is why I had a shitty round on Sunday!
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He was.
Nicklaus > Woods
Confirmed.
NOW it's confirmed.
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WcM4JyX40[/youtube]
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I am amazed at his poise and calm in relation to that shot. Hell, that's not even flat; that bitch was uphill and across some rolling terrain. I suspect Dark Nicklaus used The Force.
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Yeah, I hit my longest real putt this weekend -- it was 1/5 the length and I got 5x as excited.
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[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WcM4JyX40[/youtube]
:o
Yeah, I hit my longest real putt this weekend -- it was 1/5 the length and I got 5x as excited.
:lol Nice though, I can't golf worth a shit. I just like to watch the sport.
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golfing is fun. i suck at it though :(
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Finished tied for 28th Place at the PGA Championship.
Called it.
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( ∗ ) <---- the asterisk
It's an assterisk.
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( ∗ ) <---- the asterisk
It's an assterisk.
*golf clap*
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Breaking (but not surprising) news:
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5489950 (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5489950)
Well, looks like Woods can get back to fueling his golf career with the pussies of 100 different women.
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BEWARE TRASHY LOOKING WHITE WOMEN
A LARGE MONGREL COCK IS COMING FOR YOU!
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a lot of haters in this thread. i hope he gets his shit together. money never made him happy- conquest did.
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Looks like after the divorce was finalized he put together some sort of Caligula-esque level white pussy orgy, cause dude just got done shooting a 65 in the first round of the Barclays. Get you some, Tiger!
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I hope Tiger never loses again :lol
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Now that he's divorced, the PGA has lifted it's ban on white booty.