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Title: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
[youtube=560,345]wIHn3pF0Fus[/youtube]

Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
[youtube=560,345]wIHn3pF0Fus[/youtube]

Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, he's career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.

I just about choked on my water :rofl
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 07, 2010, 11:50:37 PM
So sad.  :(
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 07, 2010, 11:56:53 PM
There have been rumors circulating for awhile that Tiger was using PEDs during his reign. I wonder if that's true. Any rate, his professional career is completely unraveling, but it's tough for me to feel bad for him - he's only a billionaire.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: chronovore on August 08, 2010, 12:04:40 AM
So sad.  :(
No, he said "Sosa."
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 08, 2010, 12:05:40 AM
Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.

( )  <---- the asterisk
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Diunx on August 08, 2010, 12:11:35 AM
Now he only has all his billions and an army of white women lining up to suck his cock :violin
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 08, 2010, 12:12:05 AM
Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.

( )  <---- the asterisk


LOL BECUZ IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: ManaByte on August 08, 2010, 12:12:41 AM
So sad.  :(
No, he said "Sosa."
(http://thesportsreportgirl.com/Blog%20Pics%20after%2010-14/Sammy%20Sosa%20White.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 08, 2010, 12:14:52 AM
Currently ranked 78th of 80 in Bridgestone Invitational, can't putt, can't hit a fairway, about to lose his #1 ranking. It's clear that he was relying on performance-enhancing white booty to achieve his greatness. Now that we're in a post-booty era with the PGA implementing strict booty testing, his game has dropped off quicker than Sammy Sosa. Sad really, his career will always be tainted by his reliance on white booty. Put an asterisk by his name.

( )  <---- the asterisk


LOL BECUZ IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE

YES!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Diunx on August 08, 2010, 12:20:03 AM
So sad.  :(
No, he said "Sosa."
(http://thesportsreportgirl.com/Blog%20Pics%20after%2010-14/Sammy%20Sosa%20White.jpg)


:dominicancry
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 08, 2010, 12:26:43 AM
At least, if nothing else, Tiger still has that goatee so he looks like an angry black man when he's out there losing.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: TripleA on August 08, 2010, 02:38:48 AM
Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Diunx on August 08, 2010, 10:50:06 AM
For real, he should be fucking fat white women not hot ones, smh tiger...smh.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Positive Touch on August 08, 2010, 11:12:56 AM
Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.

omg please elaborate so this thread can get even more hilarious
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 08, 2010, 12:15:58 PM
Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.

omg please elaborate so this thread can get even more hilarious

I anticipate that his opinions on this matter will be as nuanced and well thought out as his opinions on video games.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2010, 12:21:22 PM
Tiger Woods isn't the greatest golf player ever.  Big shock.  :lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 08, 2010, 12:30:21 PM
He was.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Himu on August 08, 2010, 12:46:33 PM
Good, he's a bad representation of african american males.

omg please elaborate so this thread can get even more hilarious

I anticipate that his opinions on this matter will be as nuanced and well thought out as his opinions on video games.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34993.msg1185553#msg1185553
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Tieno on August 08, 2010, 02:25:22 PM
white supremassy!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 08, 2010, 02:26:53 PM
He was.

Nicklaus > Woods
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 08, 2010, 02:45:55 PM
The crazy thing is, Tiger still needs five Majors to break Jack Nicklaus' record.

It didn't used to sound like a lot.  But every other golfer on tour would give their left nut for five Majors.  Phil only has four in his career.  Tom Watson is the only guy on Tour who has more than Phil (besides Tiger) at eight and he's barely on the Tour anymore.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Groogrux on August 08, 2010, 06:37:36 PM
He was.

Nicklaus > Woods

Confirmed.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 08, 2010, 06:42:27 PM
Whatever, I don't like or care about Tiger enough to argue.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2010, 06:49:05 PM
I hope Tiger goes on a win rampage. At this point Tiger is less annoying than his nay sayers
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 08, 2010, 06:49:56 PM
Yeah, this thread alone makes me want it to happen.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Bloodwake on August 09, 2010, 07:10:36 PM
Well, it's nice to know that lots of white nookie fueled the career of the single best modern golfer. Without it, HE HAS LOST HIS POWERS.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2010, 07:21:58 PM
Phil Mickelson choked in the 4th Round. Tiger Woods is playing so bad, other golfers are being sucked into his vortex of suckitude. :(
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2010, 07:51:40 PM
I wonder how many times Tiger has had sex this month  :lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 09, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Phil Mickelson choked in the 4th Round. Tiger Woods is playing so bad, other golfers are being sucked into his vortex of suckitude. :(

This is why I had a shitty round on Sunday!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2010, 03:38:28 PM
He was.

Nicklaus > Woods

Confirmed.


NOW it's confirmed.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WcM4JyX40[/youtube]
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: chronovore on August 12, 2010, 04:22:38 PM
I am amazed at his poise and calm in relation to that shot. Hell, that's not even flat; that bitch was uphill and across some rolling terrain. I suspect Dark Nicklaus used The Force.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 12, 2010, 04:27:44 PM
Yeah, I hit my longest real putt this weekend -- it was 1/5 the length and I got 5x as excited.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Groogrux on August 13, 2010, 11:42:43 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WcM4JyX40[/youtube]

 :o

Yeah, I hit my longest real putt this weekend -- it was 1/5 the length and I got 5x as excited.

 :lol  Nice though, I can't golf worth a shit.  I just like to watch the sport.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2010, 11:54:45 AM
golfing is fun.  i suck at it though :(
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 16, 2010, 12:20:14 AM
Finished tied for 28th Place at the PGA Championship.

Called it.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Bildi on August 16, 2010, 10:36:34 PM
( )  <---- the asterisk

It's an assterisk.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Yeti on August 16, 2010, 10:50:47 PM
( )  <---- the asterisk

It's an assterisk.

*golf clap*
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Bloodwake on August 23, 2010, 04:00:19 PM
Breaking (but not surprising) news:

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5489950 (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=5489950)

Well, looks like Woods can get back to fueling his golf career with the pussies of 100 different women.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 23, 2010, 10:49:04 PM
BEWARE TRASHY LOOKING WHITE WOMEN

A LARGE MONGREL COCK IS COMING FOR YOU!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 23, 2010, 11:00:13 PM
a lot of haters in this thread. i hope he gets his shit together. money never made him happy- conquest did.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2010, 06:24:18 PM
Looks like after the divorce was finalized he put together some sort of Caligula-esque level white pussy orgy, cause dude just got done shooting a 65 in the first round of the Barclays.  Get you some, Tiger!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
I hope Tiger never loses again  :lol
Title: Re: Tiger Woods is done.
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 26, 2010, 11:21:29 PM
Now that he's divorced, the PGA has lifted it's ban on white booty.