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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2006, 02:56:49 PM

Title: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2006, 02:56:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgf-F69RfcI

First time I cried was after seeing this. Even today I shed a tear for the greatest leader of my generation. Suck a boot Madonna.
Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 09, 2006, 02:57:30 PM
You didn't cry at birth?
Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2006, 02:59:56 PM
You didn't cry at birth?

Hell no. I slapped my mother and grabbed her tits instead. Last time I touched breasts with my hands.
Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 09, 2006, 05:29:53 PM
I pissed on my mom after they cut me out of her stomach. true story.
Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 09, 2006, 05:30:46 PM
I pissed on my mom after they cut me out of her stomach. true story.

That sounds sanitary.
Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2006, 05:32:21 PM
I pissed on my mom after they cut me out of her stomach. true story.

My brother did that. It's rather regular actually.

Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 08:46:12 AM
I know I cried before this, but the first time I remember crying is when I walked in on my dad fucking the babysitter in the bathroom. I was 7.
Title: Re: The first time I cried as a child
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2006, 09:06:48 AM
The first time I remember was, I was liveing in the projects with my parents and they were talking to me about life and death and this was when I was around 4 or 5? Its the first time I realized my parents wouldn't be living forever.

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