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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 02:30:43 PM

Title: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 02:30:43 PM
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/

(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/SexAndSmartPhones.png)(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/SexAndSmartPhonesByAge.png)

But this article is really about: how do you take good photos for dating sites?


1) Use a real camera

(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/PerformanceByAgeShifted.png)
2) Turn off the flash

(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/FlashMingThe.png)
3) Artsy depth-of-field

(http://k0.cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/480x600/480x600/0x0/0x0/0/11150757716318367384.jpeg)
4) Shoot in the afternoon

(http://cdn.okcimg.com/blog/camera/SunriseSunsetEnhanced.png)

5) Don't use an Android phone, you gelded nerdlinger
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on August 10, 2010, 02:34:05 PM
MORE PROOF OF APPLE DOMINANCE

BOW, FUCKERS
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 02:36:06 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/102681-Use-Your-iPhone-to-Create-a-Girlfriend
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Tieno on August 10, 2010, 03:32:32 PM
Apple :smug
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 03:45:06 PM
So like, for realsies: is the Android any good? Or does the iPhone just rape it?
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: ManaByte on August 10, 2010, 03:54:03 PM
Android is for the people who like to buy a new phone every two weeks to stay on top of the most minor updates.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 10, 2010, 03:57:22 PM
wtf?

The Iphone marketplace mops the floor with Android but as far as functionality?  Most Android phones kick the iphone's ass.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 04:00:17 PM
Most Android phones kick the iphone's ass.


Please explain. I'm seriously stuck between buying an iPhone and an Android.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 04:23:13 PM
Wow you Android users are a passionate bunch ::)

Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 10, 2010, 04:43:52 PM
hey now!  i'm at work!  gimme time, dude.

open source shit is awesome.  I can have real backgrounds and organize my desktop more like well... a desktop.  Real multitasking and shit like that.  Browser is sooooo much better.  That kinda shit. 
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 04:46:46 PM
open source shit is awesome.  I can have real backgrounds and organize my desktop more like well... a desktop.  Real multitasking and shit like that.  Browser is sooooo much better.  That kinda shit. 


See this just doesn't fill me with a whole lot of confidence.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 04:50:05 PM
Both do the same thing but you can't get dope fly games that nobody appreciates and understands except you on Android marketplace like you would find on iphone.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 10, 2010, 04:52:04 PM
fuck that.  games on the iphone are better.

if you don't have any issue with going to at&t i'd personally get the iphone probably.  just because of the market.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 04:52:50 PM
That's what I was syaing. iPhone is only good for the games. Ports. Games. Pames
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 10, 2010, 04:53:34 PM
oh shit.  i misread your post. 
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 04:57:06 PM
okcupid :lol
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 04:59:26 PM
okcupid :lol

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean :lol

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 05:00:34 PM
Does it help you get more dates Patel?
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 05:01:04 PM
well ... I do own an iPhone :smug

btw I want you to change my name to Howard Alan Treesong

Patel is dead
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Beezy on August 10, 2010, 05:02:31 PM
okcupid :lol

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean :lol

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT
Sorry, my post should've read:

online dating :lol
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 05:03:13 PM
okcupid :lol

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean :lol

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT
Sorry, my post should've read:

online dating :lol

yeah, that works :D
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 10, 2010, 05:06:40 PM
Perhaps it is because those that buy iPhones are peer pressured individuals that feel the need for validation, as shown by spending high amounts of money on a touch screen phone that many probably will never scratch the surface of in terms of the features it has.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 05:16:54 PM
Have you guys tried the iPhone photoswap app? Apparently theres lots of tits and vag shots floating on there.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 05:18:34 PM
Both do the same thing but you can't get dope fly games that nobody appreciates and understands except you on Android marketplace like you would find on iphone.

See, this is basically why I want an iPhone >>> anything else. The support for it just can't be matched.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2010, 05:20:45 PM
The stats for "Making a great self-portrait" is fucking genius :lol
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 10, 2010, 05:24:28 PM
SC, I know you got game, you need to get yourself up here on the iPhone platform with the rest of us ballas. don't put the OS on a pedestal!
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 10, 2010, 05:25:22 PM
okcupid :lol

yeah, what do PhD-level staticians with access to ten million data points know? I mean :lol

the site's the site but OKTrends is the best real-world sociological analysis on the Internet, FACT

so THIS is why i want to go to grad school for stats
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 05:26:58 PM
I don't know, I always thought it was silly to pay $299 for a fucking phone but the siren song of the iPhone is just too strong for me to resist.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 10, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
make this your ringtone

[youtube=560,345]fgQTcUy6kpg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: muckhole on August 10, 2010, 06:42:28 PM
My Android phone never ceases to amaze me, but then I've never used an iPhone outside of messing with a friend's for a few minutes.

I'd say get the iPhone for now, and in a few years after the Android platform has matured, trade up. Flash for browsing, multitasking etc.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: muckhole on August 10, 2010, 06:43:34 PM
AND SEX HAS BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Disposable White Guy on August 10, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
(http://www.umornegru.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/emo-dad-22891-1257438303-107.jpg)

See this?  This is the fucking God-Emperor of Pussy right here.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 08:31:21 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: lennedsay on August 10, 2010, 08:39:30 PM
I have an iPhone. Husband has Android. Both have perks and disadvantages. I'm the type that doesn't really give a shit, other than I want it to work and work easily, so iPhone has been pretty good for that. He wants to customize and program shit and play FF7 all day, so he's happier with Android than he would be with an iPhone.

Just depends on what you want to use it for and what you want to do with it, I guess.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Brehvolution on August 10, 2010, 08:46:46 PM
[img]http://www.umornegru.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/emo-dad-22891-1257438303-107.jpg[img]

See this?  This is the fucking God-Emperor of Pussy right here.

Is that Neil Young?
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Diunx on August 10, 2010, 08:53:03 PM
Looks like Greatness Gone.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: drew on August 10, 2010, 08:54:26 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: drew on August 10, 2010, 09:05:45 PM
Perhaps it is because those that buy iPhones are peer pressured individuals that feel the need for validation, as shown by spending high amounts of money on a touch screen phone that many probably will never scratch the surface of in terms of the features it has.

an iphone is 100 bucks, if that is too much for you then you obviously dont want anything other than a free phone

btw you should become a statistician, your assessment is on par with their bullshit irrelevant shitty studies
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 10, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
sounds about right.  Android users = late 20 somethings who want a superficial way to assert their individuality and a set-up for a conversation with a girl that is intended to lead into a date but will end up like this:

Girl: "Never seen one of those before, what is it?"

Android guy: "Oh, it's just my Android phone."

Girl: "Is that like an iPhone at all?"

Android guy: "Nah, I like this one wayyyyyy better.  Apple is all about their closed proprietary marketplace and omg did you hear about that antenna problem on the iPhone 4?  I saw this hilarious comment on slashdot about it and I just thought it was totally hilarious. Apple's reign is pretty much over once people realize that Android is open-source, user friendly, and gets 0.5% less dropped calls, not to mention how trendy the iphone is, I mean, its like all the hipsters have it, hahahaha, and those guys are total dicks. I just like having so much more customization. iPhone doesn't even use flash and adobe TOTALLY hates Steve Jobs.  That guy is a smug asshole."

Girl: "..."

Android Guy: "I'm sorry, sometimes I talk too much.  I really miss my mom, she left our family when I was 7....you kind of look like her, actually."

conformity = sex  8)

Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 10:04:37 PM
Love my Android, and happy with my sex life.

I think it's just a better phone OS that has far more functionality. Apple has a better app store, but the Android Market doesn't suck anymore. If your desire is for funny fart apps and to play games, I say pick the iPhone.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 10, 2010, 10:06:59 PM
funny fart apps

My friend just showed me this on his iPad. :rofl
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 10:07:53 PM
I'm happy talking about sex, so let us embrace both platforms.

Btw, for those on iPhone get Scruff
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 10:08:05 PM
Funny fart apps get all the ladies. Google needs to spend more resources on funny fart apps, less time on shit like Google Wave. :-\
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 10:29:34 PM
What part of Apple has a better app store did you not read? The part where I typed "Apple has a better app store"?
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: muckhole on August 10, 2010, 10:31:15 PM
I've actually started using a 3rd party app for browsing the marketplace. Filters out all the junk that tends to get put up everyday on the Android market. "Sexy sex Korean girl pic app numbers 1 through 48 by Sexy Sex" may be fine for some afternoons, but scrolling through all the junk day after day to get to the few decent apps is one of the downsides of an open platform. So yeah, an app to get apps.  :dur

However, if you want Sexy Sex Korean Girl pics, I think you're covered.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2010, 10:35:39 PM
what do ipad fanfags get

Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 10:36:00 PM
The app store doesn't suck. It pretty much allows you to filter by popularity, keywords, updates, etc.

It's not as good the Apple app store, and it probably never will be. That's simply the benefit of being a first-to-market precedent. But I was able to easily download and update quality apps depending on situation. I'm not sure what else you want. It's open platform, it'll never hold your hand.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 10, 2010, 10:38:02 PM
:piss Android :piss2

:bow Borys :bow2
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 10, 2010, 10:41:27 PM
This thread took a predictable turn.

yeah well my iPhone bitch

shits got an accelormeteor
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 10, 2010, 10:47:28 PM
R U on Scruff, Cohen?
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 10, 2010, 10:57:55 PM
What about WP7 emulator users? :gloomy
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 10, 2010, 11:07:44 PM
wait, what about winmo users
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2010, 11:14:57 PM
wait, what about winmo users

TBD with Win 7
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 10, 2010, 11:25:40 PM
wait, what about winmo users

is sidehuggin' considered a "sexual activity?" I think we might need a graph for this
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 10, 2010, 11:47:57 PM
Quote
TBD with Win 7

I am working on an app for that
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: drew on August 11, 2010, 12:12:31 AM
demi i thought you didnt own a cell phone
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: demi on August 11, 2010, 12:14:09 AM
I don't
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2010, 12:23:05 AM
(http://www.truemeaningoflife.com/images/talkingbean.gif)
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 11, 2010, 12:24:38 AM
omg how did you make a picture of what I've been seeing in my dreams every night  ???
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 03:00:52 AM
(http://www.truemeaningoflife.com/images/talkingbean.gif)

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
I have an iPhone. Husband has Android. Both have perks and disadvantages. I'm the type that doesn't really give a shit, other than I want it to work and work easily, so iPhone has been pretty good for that. He wants to customize and program shit and play FF7 all day, so he's happier with Android than he would be with an iPhone.

Just depends on what you want to use it for and what you want to do with it, I guess.
ff7 all day?  on his phone?  did i read that right??
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: lennedsay on August 11, 2010, 12:08:08 PM
Well not all day... He says it's laggy, but playable.

He also has FF2, which I beta tested before it came out, so naturally its my favorite. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2010, 12:22:58 PM
how the hell does he do that on his phone?  wtf i want it
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: lennedsay on August 11, 2010, 05:21:37 PM
I'll ask him when I get home (if I don't get murdered first  :-\ ), but I think he has a PS1 emulator for Android, and then has FF7 for it and FF4 as well, which is the same as FF2.

That's all I know at this point, but I thought I'd share just in case this client murders me in the parking lot.  :'(
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
what the heck did you do now, woman??
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: lennedsay on August 11, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
Ok so he said download psx4droid (and there may even be one for iPhone), but it's an app that costs $4 or 5 and is a PS emulator. Then rip your game disc to an image file or iso, and save it on your phone. I don't know how much experience you have with game emulators, but it's the same thing.

Best part of the emulators are the save states where you can save where ever you want. :hyper None of that bs waiting to find a save point within the game.

No I had to meet this client, and while I was waiting for him, I started thinking, "I've only talked to this guy on the phone. I really don't know him at all. He could kidnap and murder me and nobody here would even realize what's going on." I guess Will could write the screenplay for the movie though, and he said he'd only use Rachel McAdams to play me, so that's a plus, but fuck...  :-\ Everything worked out fine though, this time...
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: muckhole on August 11, 2010, 08:51:00 PM
Yeah, I popped that on my phone last week. Took a bit of messing with the settings at first, but I ripped my copy of Suikoden 2 and got it running on there just fine. Haven't tried it with anything 3D yet, and results can vary depending on which model phone you have and it's processor speed.

I could be wrong, but I think that app may be available for the iPhone too.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: lennedsay on August 11, 2010, 08:53:18 PM
That's what he said (:teehee) but I haven't looked for it yet.

Edit: Couldn't find it in the App Store at all. Looked online, and it's free for iPhone (or at least it was when the articles I read were published), and so far it is possible to run without jailbreaking the phone. Hmm.
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: muckhole on August 12, 2010, 10:10:44 AM
 :drudge                                                                                                              :drudge
http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/11/exclusive-sony-ericsson-to-introduce-android-3-0-gaming-platfor/ (http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/11/exclusive-sony-ericsson-to-introduce-android-3-0-gaming-platfor/)

Quote
Exclusive: Sony Ericsson to introduce Android 3.0 gaming platform and PSP Go-like smartphone

HA! While all you iPhone-ites are having hot sex, we'll updating firmware and having mandatory installs!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'(
[close]
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2010, 10:17:26 AM
Ok so he said download psx4droid (and there may even be one for iPhone), but it's an app that costs $4 or 5 and is a PS emulator. Then rip your game disc to an image file or iso, and save it on your phone. I don't know how much experience you have with game emulators, but it's the same thing.

Best part of the emulators are the save states where you can save where ever you want. :hyper None of that bs waiting to find a save point within the game.

No I had to meet this client, and while I was waiting for him, I started thinking, "I've only talked to this guy on the phone. I really don't know him at all. He could kidnap and murder me and nobody here would even realize what's going on." I guess Will could write the screenplay for the movie though, and he said he'd only use Rachel McAdams to play me, so that's a plus, but fuck...  :-\ Everything worked out fine though, this time...
thanks!
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 12, 2010, 11:44:13 AM
HA! While all you iPhone-ites are having hot sex, we'll be updating firmware and having mandatory installs!

Sounds like a PlayStation emulator to me. :teehee
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DE
Post by: ch1nchilla on August 12, 2010, 01:21:11 PM
Cave Co., Ltd
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: ManaByte on August 13, 2010, 06:28:54 AM
http://www.engadget.com/2010/08/13/editorial-waiter-theres-a-nazi-theme-in-my-android-market/
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Disposable White Guy on August 13, 2010, 10:59:34 AM
3/5*

:rofl
Title: Re: Android users live lonely lives of sexual frustration, iPhone users BALLS DEEP
Post by: Disposable White Guy on August 13, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
Poor Willco.  So much self-loathing.