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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 03:04:55 PM

Title: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 03:04:55 PM
A good day to wild out at the office, it seems:


girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/amazing-girl-quits-6.jpg?w=500)

AND

Fed-Up Flight Attendant Makes Sliding Exit (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html?_r=2&partner=rss&emc=rss)

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/08/10/nyregion/yattendant2/yattendant2-articleInline.jpg)

Both of these people are my fucking heroes. Plus, "Jenny" is hawt.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2010, 03:06:59 PM
Hot girl is an attention whore. Quits because someone calls her a hot piece of ass, dresses up cute, and then makes an email with her saying cute shit on why she's quitting thus proving the guy right.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 03:08:10 PM
Hot girl is an attention whore. Quits because someone calls her a hot piece of ass, dresses up cute, and then makes an email with her saying cute shit on why she's quitting thus proving the guy right.

Proving the guy right on accounts that she is a hot piece of ass, sure, but the guy also sounds like a huge choad. Maybe it's just because she's intensely hawt but I'm on her side. Total.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Mupepe on August 10, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
Women must be flocking to you with that kind of attitude!  They're just asking to be harassed by not wanting to dress like a 40 year old science teacher!

:heart
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2010, 03:08:56 PM
I refuse to believe someone so hot is so thin-skinned that they quit their job because someone calls them a hot piece of ass.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: bud on August 10, 2010, 03:10:28 PM
who cares, himu. i wanna spray on hot girl's glasses and then watch it drip into her eyes and watch her slowly getting her pinkeye. god, that would be so hot.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 03:10:51 PM
I refuse to believe someone so hot is so thin-skinned that they quit their job because someone calls them a hot piece of ass.

I somehow get the feeling that's not the only reason she quit. BUT BURN HER AT THE STAKE REGARDLESS

Anyways, how about the dude grabbing a beer (or two, depending on reports) and then sliding off the plane? He is as awesome as she is hawt.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2010, 03:11:24 PM
who cares, himu. i wanna spray on hot girl's glasses and then watch it drip into her eyes and watch her slowly getting her pinkeye. god, that would be so hot.

I know what you mean.

I'm with corny now. she's too hot to heckle.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2010, 03:14:02 PM
the dude who slid out the plane is fucking awesome. I don't get why he got that charge though
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 03:14:33 PM
Her costume change at the end is fucking priceless! She KNOWS she's a HOPA.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2010, 03:16:27 PM
i like how the guy installs something to spy on people's online use but he spends 19 hours a week playing farmville.

Really? :lol
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Robo on August 10, 2010, 03:43:56 PM
It's a perk of being in charge.  :patel.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 10, 2010, 04:01:23 PM
christ she's hot
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2010, 05:59:44 PM
I can't look at Jenny's pictures. Her hotness makes me angry.

And the flight attendant is awesome. Sounds like he 23 skidoo'ed which needs to be done more in this day and age, for comedic effect.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 10, 2010, 06:01:17 PM
And the flight attendant is awesome. Sounds like he 23 skidoo'ed which needs to be done more in this day and age, for comedic effect.

Seriously, that guy's my hero. He got fed up with obnoxious passengers that can't listen to simple instructions, so he calls the guy out and then jumps down the inflatable exit ramp. How is that now totally awesome?
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 06:02:09 PM
Sounds like he 23 skidoo'ed

:rofl awesome!
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: TripleA on August 10, 2010, 06:06:29 PM
So she quit just because she was called a hot piece of ass?

Sounds like BS to me.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 06:07:48 PM
So she quit just because she was called a hot piece of ass?

Sounds like BS to me.

RTFA - in fact, you don't even have to read much, just follow the pictures of the pretty gurl.

Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 10, 2010, 06:19:43 PM
The best part about the flight attendant is that when the police went to apprehend him for unlawfully discharging the escape ramp or whatever, apparently he was "in the midst of sexual relations".
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 06:29:15 PM
From the article:

Quote
One person familiar with the investigation said JetBlue took more than 20 minutes to notify the Port Authority police, allowing Mr. Slater time to get home.

That's pretty fucking awesome too. So rare that people actually have another persons' back! Gave him enough time to crack open those brews and enjoy some sexual relations.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: huckleberry on August 10, 2010, 07:17:46 PM
NBC news declared that the flight attendant was a hero to beleaguered flyers everywhere.  What a crock of shit - working at an airport is one of the most stressful customer service jobs on the planet. People leave their fucking manners and their sanity at the check in counter.


Grabbing a beer before sliding down is the most fuck awesome thing.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Barry Egan on August 10, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
The HPOA story is fake - http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet

Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 10, 2010, 08:42:38 PM
The HPOA story is fake - http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet

Should've known that broad was too scalding to be f'reals.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: TripleA on August 10, 2010, 08:58:48 PM
The HPOA story is fake - http://gawker.com/5609650/the-quitting-tale-that-suckered-the-whole-internet



Thought so.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 10, 2010, 09:06:32 PM
as if my penis cares
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Diunx on August 10, 2010, 09:14:34 PM
Who cares she is so fucking hot :drool :drool :drool.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2010, 09:55:18 PM
Dem titties is real. :drool
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: BlackMage on August 10, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
is there nudies of her yet? is there drawings of nudes of her yet?
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 11, 2010, 01:50:44 PM
Are people really this stupid?

Yes (http://twitter.com/officialelyse), we certainly are (http://www.facebook.com/elyse.porterfield#!/elyse.porterfield?v=info).
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 11, 2010, 02:04:52 PM
the HOPA seemed pretty clearly an actress faking a viral Internet meme ... but she's hot so who cares

Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: chronovore on August 11, 2010, 04:47:36 PM
i like how the guy installs something to spy on people's online use but he spends 19 hours a week playing farmville.

Really? :lol

Even if the story's a fake, the worst bosses I've had, the ones who were most concerned with tracking every moment of each day, regardless of overall productivity, even regardless of overtime, were the ones who were the least productive on their own. It's as if they project their own uselessness on everyone around them.
Title: Re: Why are we not talking about workplace wylin' WHY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2010, 05:14:11 PM
yeah, a micromanaging boss is either paranoid and therefore produces nothing, or is ocd and produces nothing