THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diunx on August 14, 2010, 01:13:44 AM
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So I have been thinking about why is this forum so fucking gay and it hit me, we don't have a Dolph Lundgren thread!!!
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/452/70/dolph-lundgren-2.0.0.0x0.415x600.jpeg)
(http://img.listal.com/image/1060583/600full-dolph-lundgren.jpg)
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(http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dolph-lundgren-strech1-300x240.jpg)
(http://pribek.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dolph-lundgren.jpg)
Here is Dolph teaching some random chicks on the beach how to defend themselves using kun fu:
(http://www2.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Dolph+Lundgren+Practicing+Karate+Beach+St+7v9NLFHZi-Rl.jpg)
At the end of his daily work out:
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Some fool is getting punished:
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wasn't he in a james bond movie? if so that is the only movie he is in I have seen him in.
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He was in A View to a Kill, he aims his gun at Christopher Walker in a scene where he was talking to some russian coronel :bow2
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Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?
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I saw the first two, good enough for me. I don't like stallone movies. I was more of a schwarzenegger sort of kid.
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Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?
What kind of sick freak mixes up his Rockys?
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oh shit!!!!
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:rofl
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Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?
What kind of sick freak mixes up his Rockys?
annihilated :lol
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Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?
What kind of sick freak mixes up his Rockys?
Slammed beyond repair.
No dude should mix up Rockys. Definitely a cigarillo.
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I've nver seen any rocky movie. Does this make me less of a man?
Not at all. The first one is a decent sports movie but not a life changing movie by any means.
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He was in A View to a Kill, he aims his gun at Christopher Walker in a scene where he was talking to some russian coronel :bow2
Also what kind of sick freak hasn't see Rocky V?
3 mistakes in a row. Diunx shows his best side yet again.
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Somehow in these feeble attempts to make this forum less gay, it's become way more gay by proving that you only like Dolph for his manly body and not his manly body of work.
Also, it shows that I'm a total faghag by posting here with all you homos. :-\
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I watched Universal Soldier: Regeneration a few months ago and, on top of being a pretty awesome action movie, Dolph Lundgren was also pretty awesome in it.
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From what I understand, EB likes the more effete flailing types of homosexuality. Chiseled sculptures of man like Dolph Lundgren are intimidating and therefore not appreciated in the community here.
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:bow Engineering :bow2
:piss English Literature :piss2
:piss Sociology and Humanities :piss2
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He is the Übermensch.
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Rocky IV is the manliest musical of all time. No dance numbers, just montages and Survivor, fuck yeah.
Also, he's directed as many films as Terrence Malick. How many karete fights does Days of Heaven have again? Oh yeah, that's right, fucking zero.
Legend of cinema my ass, he never made a film where a drummer kills terrorists with a guitar.
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Dolph is awesome. He should have been the next big thing, but I think Masters of the Universe whacked his ass into a mostly direct-to-video career.
Also: IQ of 160? It is time to see Dolph and the 160 IQ Boritos battle it out in the tradition of our forefathers: naked, greased up, and with chainsaws.
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Green Shinobi wouldn't stand a chance.
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swedes are amazing
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Saw Icarus, probably his most gory film yet, highly recommended if you like low budget action movies I think its called The Killing Machine in the states.
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His non-appearance in Sunny was genius.
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Truer words have never been spoken.
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The Dolph is in The Expandables 2! go fucking see it!!! especially you Himu with your cunt lips and faggy animu!!!
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(http://media.theiapolis.com/b000000/d8/hFA/iMLQ/t3/wJG/dolph-lundgren-gunnar-jensen-and-terry-crews.jpg)
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/the-expendables-2-still03.jpg)
(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/expendables_photocall_130812/jason-statham-and-dolph-lundgren-attending-the_4030428.jpg)
(http://www.turkcealtyazi.org/resimler/prs/0000185/l-dolph-lundgren-e5f405ab.jpg)
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Holy shit threads like these remind me how much of a taco cheebs was.
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I don't understand how you thought blonde hair, huge pecs, six pack, and big bulges would make this forum less gay, Diunx.
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I don't understand how you thought blonde hair, huge pecs, six pack, and big bulges would make this forum less gay, Diunx.
So what a group of straight men can't admire the top tier of the male specimen without being gay?
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The Dolph is in The Expandables 2! go fucking see it!!! especially you Himu with your cunt lips and faggy animu!!!
I don't see why you're singling out me when I'm one of the few people here who loved expendables 1 and is seeing expendables 2 not on the virtue of dolph but on the virtue of VAN DAMME.
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Was Van Damme in a 007 movie? yeah didn't think so!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvI6eIRaJAw
:bow trying to move closer to the FOV :bow2
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I always preferred Van Damme too.
I've seen Bloodsport quite a few times as a kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0YDuSLXcX8
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aw shit, this is about to turn into a universal soldier debate isnt it?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op40ndRaaOY
At his best
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnI0JYUAI7E
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I've never seen Universal Soldier.
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Van Damme in Hard Target has the most glorious mullet known to man
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Fuck you guys!
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Bolo Yeung > Van Damme