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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: mojovonio on August 19, 2010, 12:16:18 PM

Title: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: mojovonio on August 19, 2010, 12:16:18 PM: (http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Piranha-3D-poster.jpg)

THIS MOVIE WILL OWN YOUR SOUL

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER SEE?

SOME INDIE KID MAKE FINAL FANTASY REFERENCES? HELL NO. YOU WANNA SEE GIRLS TOUCHING EACH OTHER TITS AND BUTT HOLES ONLY TO LATER GET ATE

(http://iconsoffright.com/news/Gory-Piranha.jpg)

"oh hey guys, it'd be real cool if you could come see my movie this weeked"
(http://clothesonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Scott-Pilgram-vs-The-World_Michael-Cena_ringer-tee-cap.bmp1.jpg)

HELL NO, SCARF-FIEND!

I WANNA SEE LADIES DO THIS
(http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/piranha-brook1.jpg)

HAVING A GOOD TIME, LADIES?

NOT FOR LONG!
(http://www.fullmovies2010.info/movie/posters/2010/07/piranhagore.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

GUESS WHO'S FUCKING IN THIS MOVIE, ASSHOLES

-HOW ABOUT THE FAT KID FROM STAND BY ME?
-HOW ABOUT DOC FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE?
-HOW ABOUT THAT HOPA ELIZABETH SHUE
-HOW ABOUT RICHARD DRYFUS DRESSED LIKE HE WAS IN JAWS?

ALSO, THIS MOVIE FEATURES GROUNDBREAKING 3D EFFECTS!!!

THAT'S RIGHT, SCOTT PILGRAM. YOUR SHITTY MOVIE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GO 3D.

"my life is fail"
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/30/george-michael-cera.jpg)

SO GO SEE THIS MOVIE, MOUTHBREATHERS.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 19, 2010, 12:19:03 PM: FISH EATIN' THANGS :rock
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 19, 2010, 12:22:14 PM: Now it's a fucking Piranaha vs. AD battle? I wish I could reach through the internet so I could choke some people out >:(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 19, 2010, 12:22:52 PM: [youtube=560,345]qvkJXSzzKlA[/youtube]
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Robo on August 19, 2010, 12:32:46 PM: This is the best official thread ever. :bow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2010, 12:33:44 PM: Quote from: Green Man on August 19, 2010, 12:19:09 PM
I heard someone get's their dick bit off in 3D. I'm considering going to see this when my sister goes to see Vampire Sucks.

:rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 19, 2010, 01:41:10 PM: Is Elisabeth Shue naked in this in 3D? I cannot miss that even if it is 2010.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Diunx on August 19, 2010, 01:42:05 PM: Day motherfucking one!!!!

Edit: fuck!!! movie gets here on September 2nd smh.

and I don't see The Expendables on this year's schedule but Solomon fucking Kane is, I thought that was a dtv movie wtf! I hate this fucking country.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2010, 04:16:45 PM: I saw the trailer for this in front of The Expendables, looks great, will see. As proven by My Bloody Valentine, goofy horror movies are amazing in 3D.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2010, 04:43:57 PM: I almost crapped my pants when I saw Christopher Lloyd was in this. I looked at his filmography on Wikipedia, and I realized the most recent thing I've seen him in is R.L. Stine's Haunted Lighthouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haunted_Lighthouse), one of those 3D movies where they squirt water on you at Sea World. :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 19, 2010, 04:49:34 PM: I think that's the last "feature" I have seen him in too. :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2010, 04:56:12 PM: Man Piranhas 3D has an all-star cast: Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss, Eli Roth, AND Jerry O'Connell!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Diunx on August 19, 2010, 05:08:43 PM: Man I hate Jerry O'Connell, can't wait to see him get eaten alive :hyper
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 19, 2010, 06:18:59 PM: Quote from: Diunx on August 19, 2010, 05:08:43 PM
Man I hate Jerry O'Connell, can't wait to see him get eaten alive :hyper

Best thing about it?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
he's playing a very thinly-veiled version of Joe Francis, the twat behind Girls Gone Wild
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Diunx on August 19, 2010, 09:35:39 PM: :lol, he's dead is going to be so awesome.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 19, 2010, 10:38:42 PM: first 3D movie i will pay to see
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 19, 2010, 11:13:46 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on August 19, 2010, 12:16:18 PM
[ig]http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/piranha-brook1.jpg[/img]

HAVING A GOOD TIME, LADIES?

NOT FOR LONG!
[ig]http://www.fullmovies2010.info/movie/posters/2010/07/piranhagore.jpg[/img]
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 19, 2010, 11:47:13 PM: I don't get how 3D can show its teeth. It's just a certain value of a property of vector spaces. How can it even have teeth? ???
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2010, 11:51:19 PM: "The Citizen Kane of killer piranha movies."

:rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 20, 2010, 12:19:00 AM: whats the story with those pics of the girl? (or whats left of her)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2010, 12:20:15 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 19, 2010, 11:47:13 PM
I don't get how 3D can show its teeth. It's just a certain value of a property of vector spaces. How can it even have teeth? ???

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2ecgj9v.jpg)

You think that's air you're breathing?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 20, 2010, 12:23:37 AM: i thought only dumb animals like hippos and cows get eaten alive by piranhas
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2010, 12:27:35 AM: Quote from: drew on August 20, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
i thought only dumb animals like hippos and cows get eaten alive by piranhas

Well they're sure as hell not going to waste 3D effects on a piranha eating a damn hippo. Think, McFly! Think!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 20, 2010, 12:52:42 AM: oh its just a prop, i figured fangoria was one of those rotten.com things, those gore pics always tend to look fake, too
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Diunx on August 20, 2010, 01:22:07 AM: Quote from: drew on August 20, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
i thought only dumb animals like hippos and cows get eaten alive by piranhas

:nsfw

http://www.totallyupyours.com/49478eac72879-piranha_attack_victim_in_brazil.html
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 20, 2010, 02:13:09 AM: holy wow
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: ManaByte on August 20, 2010, 02:20:51 AM: Go see this and then go see The Exprndables again. Most awesome double feature ever.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2010, 09:26:58 AM: Quote from: drew on August 20, 2010, 12:52:42 AM
oh its just a prop, i figured fangoria was one of those rotten.com things, those gore pics always tend to look fake, too

SMH
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2010, 10:57:58 AM: Piranhas 3D: The REAL Movie of the Generation
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 20, 2010, 11:07:22 AM: I have people that are actually tracking this film, including the CinemaScore, box office performance and demographic breakdowns, for a project that I'm working on. Piranha 3D may or may not influence production on account of the genre, budget and sales numbers for 3D.

I want to see the flick, less excited that a possible big weekend may force 3D to be mandatory for selling our property.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 20, 2010, 11:19:51 AM: My opinion is pretty much irrelevant (I'm a writer, not a producer), but I let my two cents be known. If they shop it with 3D, I'd like to re-write to make it as gimmicky as possible, because 3D means you pretty much do not care about the visual quality of the film whatsoever.

I'd much prefer to make a beautiful and well-shot piece of schlock than something that it is "okay" but is only entertaining with 3D spectacles.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2010, 03:29:02 AM: Still 81% :lol

My favorite review line:
"Piranha 3D is not for everyone. But if you're thinking about seeing a film called Piranha 3D, chances are you'll be delighted with it. Watch this sick filth now. "

:bow :bow2
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2010, 03:35:37 AM: Anyone ever see a 3d movie on shrooms or acid?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: ManaByte on August 21, 2010, 03:40:24 AM: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/46209
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I'm here to write about how Eli Roth followed up his SAG AWARD WINNING ENSEMBLE performance in INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS - to play a man judging a wet t-shirt contest in PIRANHA 3D.

Ya know... I can't argue with how he abused his new found cred. I think spending a day or two surrounded by crazy fit naked or bikini wearing babes... while you get to spray them down... Laurence Olivier never had that chance? What about Alec Guinness? Nope. In fact, I'm not sure of my facts... but Eli might be the first SAG award winning actor to play a Wet T-Shirt Contest Judge... And ya know what. I believed it. I believed he was wetting down those T-Shirts - because I saw how the white material just melted away to reveal a shit ton of fake boobies with pert nipples. Maybe 30 girls. Just in the contest - not counting the HUNDREDS in Bikinis on all sides of the frame, no matter where the camera turned... be it in a helicopter, underwater, on a crane, in a speedboat... there were tits to be judged by us the audience members watching this film.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: ManaByte on August 21, 2010, 03:42:24 AM: More:
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I can only assume that the MPAA was giggling so much that they missed the 5 minutes or so of naked Annette Kellerman/Esther Williams underwater ballet with carnal passion. I mean... you have two underage teen characters that got on, essentially... THE BANG BOAT. Doing bodyshots with lesbian kisses. But really... let's go back to that water ballet. I really truly felt that it could very well be one of the most beautifully constructed cinematic moments in history that will be a centerpiece upon Mr Skin dot com.

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There's no way you can talk about the film without going gore gaga over the main attack that hits during the Wet T-Shirt contest. I'm relatively positive that this film used more blood than any film in film history. I'm thinking Elevator scene in THE SHINING... times 3000. More than that though was the crazy awesome gore by KNB. There's crazy awesome make-up effects here that just don't stop. For every moment that the CG fish get on your nerves, there's 6 gore gags by KNB that are just epic.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 21, 2010, 07:16:20 AM: full frontal male nudity

evilbore movie of the year fer sher
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: chronovore on August 21, 2010, 12:26:15 PM: I think after proving his 3D tech in Avatar, the rightful owner of this sequel should be Cameron. Seriously, what, was he too busy to think about the fish?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2010, 01:01:13 PM: Piranha was directed by Joe Dante and written by Joe Sayles [who was nominated for writing Passion Fish and Lone Star, which he also directed]

Piranha Part Two: The Spawning was directed by James Cameron

Piranha 3D was directed by Alexandra Aja [who is attached to direct a live-action Space Adventure Cobra movie]
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: TEEEPO on August 21, 2010, 05:19:21 PM: [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mODHEvNKpAQ[/youtube]

:o
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 21, 2010, 05:29:30 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on August 20, 2010, 11:19:51 AM
My opinion is pretty much irrelevant (I'm a writer, not a producer), but I let my two cents be known. If they shop it with 3D, I'd like to re-write to make it as gimmicky as possible, because 3D means you pretty much do not care about the visual quality of the film whatsoever.

I'd much prefer to make a beautiful and well-shot piece of schlock than something that it is "okay" but is only entertaining with 3D spectacles.
But you know some people like money and shit :smug
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2010, 11:02:15 PM: Great Rumbler's one-word review: Gratuitous.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2010, 11:12:33 PM: Quote from: Kosma on August 21, 2010, 05:47:08 PM
This movie was hilariously bad, my fav character was the porn producer.

"They got my penis"

"Wet.....t-shirt." *dies* :lol

The only thing that could have made this movie better is if Ving Rhames had been like "Enough is enough, I'm tired of these motherfucking fish in my motherfucking lake!" Or if the lake researcher guy had been named Marty, and Christopher Lloyd had been like "Great scott, Marty!" Missed opportunities. :(
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 22, 2010, 11:14:26 AM: This thread is going to be enshrined in the Dysfunctional HOF. I'm calling it. :rofl
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 23, 2010, 02:11:40 AM: 1 —–The Expendables —–$16,500,000 —– Total: $64,890,000
2 —–Vampires Suck —–$12,200,000—– Total: $18,564,000
3 —–Eat Pray Love —–$12,000,000 —– Total: $47,100,000
4 —–Lottery Ticket —–$11,125,000—– Total: $11,125,000
5 —–The Other Guys —–$10,100,000 —– Total: $88,190,000
6 —–Piranha 3D—– $10,035,000—– Total: $10,035,000
7 —–Nanny McPhee Returns —–$8,310,000 —– Total: $8,310,000
8 —–The Switch —– $8,100,000 —– Total: $8,100,000
9 —–Inception —–$7,655,000—– Total: $261,848,000
10 —–Scott Pilgrim vs. the World—–$5,034,000—– Total: $20,730,000

Piranha 3D debuts outside Top 5 with lower gross than Scott Pilgrim's opening weekend ($10.5 million, #5). :gloomy

Beaten by Vampires Suck and Lottery Ticket. From the palest of the pale to the blackest of the black, nobody wants to see the hungry fishies. :(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sadly, at this point I need to take whatever schadenfreude I can find. :'(
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: drew on August 23, 2010, 03:20:37 AM: Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 22, 2010, 11:14:26 AM
This thread is going to be enshrined in the Dysfunctional HOF. I'm calling it. :rofl

too bad you just jinxed it :/
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: ManaByte on August 23, 2010, 11:21:56 PM: Sequel has been greenlit!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 24, 2010, 02:43:57 AM: Quote from: ManaByte on August 23, 2010, 11:21:56 PM
Sequel has been greenlit!

sez who?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: ManaByte on August 24, 2010, 07:35:40 AM: Dimension Films? They announced it today.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL THREAD OF MEAT GETTIN' ATE 3D BY PIRANHAS
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2010, 07:41:24 PM: Sometimes prestige films don't break even, but art has to come first. You can't worry about making money when Oscars are on the line.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ee21d63b31/piranha-3d-for-your-consideration?playlist=featured_videos