THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 26, 2010, 11:17:22 PM

Title: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 26, 2010, 11:17:22 PM
touch = future of cave shooters

if you don't get this while it is still $4.99 i will make of your asshole such a travesty
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: cool breeze on August 26, 2010, 11:19:37 PM
I plan to and I don't own a compatible ithing yet!

I want to get into these games and I'm more likely to be open to these things on the toilet or while waiting somewhere.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: demi on August 26, 2010, 11:30:54 PM
Thanks, just downloaded it through Cydia
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 27, 2010, 01:04:12 AM
This game is a good game

:bow Cave :bow2
:bow A Japanese developer who actually gets it and includes OpenFeint :bow2
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: originalz on August 27, 2010, 02:34:27 AM
I guess it's a decent distraction until the "real" version of the game comes out later this year for 360.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: MCD on August 27, 2010, 03:12:37 AM
Port it to Windows Phone 7.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: ch1nchilla on August 27, 2010, 03:53:15 AM
 :lol non-iPhone users  :lol
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: Tieno on August 27, 2010, 04:07:21 AM
post youtube video of it cause I'm too lazy to look it up myself.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: tiesto on August 27, 2010, 08:56:10 AM
Bullet-hell on a touchscreen sounds like the worst idea ever. These games need pixel-precise controls, i.e. d-pads. Will get the 360 version when it's released.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 27, 2010, 10:25:11 AM
Yeah, I really don't understand forumtards and their love of pudgy iphone games that control like shit. I got that der Space Invaders Infinity gene cus its was SO RECOMMENDED/GOOD and it was just an inevitable countdown until the controls killed you.  SHMUPS do not work on this device, period.  Call me when they release 3ds games.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: ManaByte on August 27, 2010, 12:01:06 PM
Bullet-hell on a touchscreen sounds like the worst idea ever. These games need pixel-precise controls, i.e. d-pads. Will get the 360 version when it's released.

The touchscreen is actually more precise than a d-pad ever could be. Ask people who have actually, you know, PLAYED a Cave shooter on a touchscreen before saying that.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 27, 2010, 12:48:06 PM
Bullet-hell on a touchscreen sounds like the worst idea ever. These games need pixel-precise controls, i.e. d-pads. Will get the 360 version when it's released.

The touchscreen is actually more precise than a d-pad ever could be. Ask people who have actually, you know, PLAYED a Cave shooter on a touchscreen before saying that.

No it fucking isn't. Ive dabbled in ipod whatever shmups and its always the same pokey imprecise crap. MAYBE if there was a stylus option but thats never going to happen.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: iconoclast on August 27, 2010, 12:56:39 PM
I've only watched videos, but the movement does seem pretty precise. Like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIiG44LDThI

Now obviously these games are tailored for the iPhone, so the bullet patterns still have huge gaps for you to swing through. It's not like the arcade games where you need pixel perfect movement to get through some patterns. DDP and Espgaluda are literally the only reason I'd want an iPhone/iPod/iWhatever, so I'll probably never play them. :-\
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: ch1nchilla on August 27, 2010, 01:11:30 PM
The generally untrue shit I'm reading in this thread is hilarious.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: ManaByte on August 27, 2010, 01:25:56 PM
The generally untrue shit I'm reading in this thread is hilarious.

Android jealousy.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: cool breeze on August 27, 2010, 01:26:46 PM
I'm sure you mean arcade stick, but I laughed because I thought you meant that Manabyte has never played a shooter before they were on the iphone.
Title: Re: FUCKING BUY DODONPACHI RESURRECTION IPHONE/IPAD YOU OBESE PISSFLAPS
Post by: originalz on August 31, 2010, 06:50:50 AM
The iPhone version is also much, much easier than the real game.