Wait, this whole thing needs more explanation. How did you get 10 city ordinance violations in your name?
So wait you and GilloD are going into the international prostitution ring business? GilloD can get them right out of school!
The first motherfucker that said "please understand" would be shot.
There is a standing offer by one of the store's regulars to shit on a glass table for 75 dollars. After hearing what happened to the first (and only) moronic employee who took him up on his offer, I keep my hand my gun at all times when I see this person. One has to be "Rape-Proof" (one of the three TYPED ON THE JOB APPLICATION requirements of the job) to work at the porn store!
Tends to happen when your floors are covered in semen and peanut butter
Are you stealing any good toys before going out?
I call dibs on the three-foot battle-dildo!
I think me and GilloD should buy a crab boat and become smugglers.
Does your store allow for people to double up and share a booth so they can suck each other off while watching porn?
Wait, this whole thing needs more explanation. How did you get 10 city ordinance violations in your name?
They cite the store every once in a while for not having an adult business license, which they refuse to issue. Somebody has to be named, so that's us. The owner says he'll pay them. If he don't, I'm the fifth in line to shoot him. Already discussed this with my coworkers and all.
Does your store allow for people to double up and share a booth so they can suck each other off while watching porn?
Damn PD you are a fucking perv.
There is a standing offer by one of the store's regulars to shit on a glass table for 75 dollars. After hearing what happened to the first (and only) moronic employee who took him up on his offer, I keep my hand my gun at all times when I see this person. One has to be "Rape-Proof" (one of the three TYPED ON THE JOB APPLICATION requirements of the job) to work at the porn store!
And you passed it up??? wtf, man???
Went to a porno shop in Portland, Oregon. It was near my hotel and I was bored, I even ventured into a place where girls danced for you - butt naked - and you could take your dick out and play with it, she'd even play with it if you fronted more cash. All for 20 bucks, 50 for a happy ending.
Anyways, I wandered into this porn shop, bored out of my mind, and some Mexican guy comes up and he's like,"wanna share a booth?" "What do you mean?" "We can share booth, here I'll pay." and I ran out of the shop in fear of being raped. I went back later and talked to the cashier, apparently they allowed doubles because some people liked to fuck while they watched their porn and that the guy wanted to nail me.
Portland is one liberal place.
Portland is one liberal place.
Went to a porno shop in Portland, Oregon. It was near my hotel and I was bored, I even ventured into a place where girls danced for you - butt naked - and you could take your dick out and play with it, she'd even play with it if you fronted more cash. All for 20 bucks, 50 for a happy ending.
Anyways, I wandered into this porn shop, bored out of my mind, and some Mexican guy comes up and he's like,"wanna share a booth?" "What do you mean?" "We can share booth, here I'll pay." and I ran out of the shop in fear of being raped. I went back later and talked to the cashier, apparently they allowed doubles because some people liked to fuck while they watched their porn and that the guy wanted to nail me.
Portland is one liberal place.
And Ichi still wants to see your dick after all these years
looks like he abandoned this thread
must have already murder suicided
Went to a porno shop in Portland, Oregon. It was near my hotel and I was bored, I even ventured into a place where girls danced for you - butt naked - and you could take your dick out and play with it, she'd even play with it if you fronted more cash. All for 20 bucks, 50 for a happy ending.
Went to a porno shop in Portland, Oregon. It was near my hotel and I was bored, I even ventured into a place where girls danced for you - butt naked - and you could take your dick out and play with it, she'd even play with it if you fronted more cash. All for 20 bucks, 50 for a happy ending.
I went to a place like that in Yuma when I moved to San Diego in '91... it was actually a legit arcade in front, then with a door in the back labeled "adults only" with some of the sleaziest shit behind it. I thought I was just going to play some Revolution X or whatever so I didn't bring a whole lot of money but goddamn I wish I did!
There is a standing offer by one of the store's regulars to shit on a glass table for 75 dollars. After hearing what happened to the first (and only) moronic employee who took him up on his offer, I keep my hand my gun at all times when I see this person. One has to be "Rape-Proof" (one of the three TYPED ON THE JOB APPLICATION requirements of the job) to work at the porn store!
What happened to they guy who took him up on the offer? $75 is a lot of money for about 30 seconds of work.
isnt this the same son of a bitch who wanted to join the army because he had a death wish?
yeah, you probably shouldnt be allowed to carry a ruger redhawk anywhere with you, nevertheless your place of work at which you might be fired from soon
looks like he abandoned this thread
must have already murder suicided
I'm out. Expect ROWDY pictures from terrapin next week.