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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Green Man on September 01, 2010, 02:16:08 PM

Title: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Green Man on September 01, 2010, 02:16:08 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/gunman-enters-discovery-channel-headquarters-employees-evacuated/story?id=11535128

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A gunman, possibly carrying explosives, has entered the headquarters of the Discovery Channel and fired shots, according to police in Silver Spring, Md.

Employees at the building were told to take cover in locked offices and police have sent SWAT teams to the area to seal off nearby roads.The FBI and agents from ATF, including explosives experts, also rushed to the building.

"We have reason to believe there is an armed gunman at One Discovery Place. All employees should seek protection in a locked office on their respective floors immediately," read an email sent to employees and read over the public address system.

"There's a guy with a gun in the lobby. Police are swarming in -- assault rifles and all," producer Talal Al-khatib told ABCNews.com via instant message.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Mupepe on September 01, 2010, 02:38:44 PM
now your second post doesn't sound believable. 
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Trent Dole on September 01, 2010, 02:48:01 PM
Discover THIS, bitches!  :gun
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2010, 02:49:15 PM
Apparently the guy hates babies.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 01, 2010, 02:58:40 PM
not white. what.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Diunx on September 01, 2010, 03:02:37 PM
it's probably Wrath making his move.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 01, 2010, 03:11:01 PM
needs a sword

edit: more convincing than obama  

sounds like t exp
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 01, 2010, 03:34:40 PM
I read the title as "Gundam in Discovery Channel headquarters," this is far less exciting :-\
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 01, 2010, 03:36:58 PM
I read the title as "Gundam in Discovery Channel headquarters," this is far less exciting :-\
nah but expect a black guy with a gun for an arm and a vampire to join him next

Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: drew on September 01, 2010, 03:48:20 PM
stop showing future weapons?

well, that makes this kind of ironic
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Himu on September 01, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
whew he's not black
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 01, 2010, 03:52:16 PM
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Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.
:lol
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: drew on September 01, 2010, 03:54:11 PM
This is why I choose to carry inside weapons free zones like school and work, that's where these nutbags always seem to surface
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2010, 03:57:39 PM
stop showing future weapons?

well, that makes this kind of ironic

I've considered going on a rampage to make Discovery stop showing American Choppers, but Future Weapons is awesome.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 01, 2010, 04:06:05 PM
on one hand he's crazy, on the other atleast he's not on the internet bitching. hmmm.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: drew on September 01, 2010, 04:09:29 PM
actually, he has an entire blog devoted to this shit :-\
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 01, 2010, 04:13:50 PM
actually, he has an entire blog devoted to this shit :-\
ericp will be next to crack  :o
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: drew on September 01, 2010, 04:17:06 PM
good thing he lives in a city that doesnt allow its citizens to be armed
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Stoney Mason on September 01, 2010, 04:20:14 PM
This is why I choose to carry inside weapons free zones like school and work, that's where these nutbags always seem to surface

You're cool bro

to the xtreme
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: drew on September 01, 2010, 04:21:16 PM
k
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Beardo on September 01, 2010, 05:16:32 PM
Apparently he was inspired by Al Gore. Dude just wants his polar bearz back.

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‘The planet does not need humans’
Lee appears to have posted environmental and population-control demands online, saying humans are ruining the planet and that Discovery should develop programs to sound the alarm.

He should just kill himself.
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 01, 2010, 05:20:12 PM
yup, I've already seen Fox News spinning this as

guy is crazy -> guy is environmentalist -> environmentalism is crazy -> global warming is a hoax

thanks Beardo for the update
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: huckleberry on September 01, 2010, 05:27:42 PM
I have a high school friend that works for Discovery  :-\
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: etiolate on September 01, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
Frag went over the deep end?
Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Positive Touch on September 01, 2010, 07:36:16 PM
I have a high school friend that works for Discovery  :-\

not anymore :-\

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Title: Re: Gunman in Discovery Channel headquarters
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 01, 2010, 08:54:45 PM
I have a high school friend that works for Discovery  :-\

not anymore :-\

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:lol