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Title: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2010, 11:41:27 AM
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 02, 2010, 11:43:07 AM
fucking dammit
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: lennedsay on September 02, 2010, 11:47:24 AM
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

Was upset until this :rofl
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: drohne on September 02, 2010, 11:50:13 AM
'can't stop won't stop' has got to be the best possible article for that headline -- reuters should buy syndication rights
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Mupepe on September 02, 2010, 11:51:00 AM
bu bu bu bu why should we wait for safety measures to be implemented?  ONE IN A MILLION

fucking feggits
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2010, 11:51:46 AM
"but obama, if we halt drilling along the shore to enforce safety regulations our economy will die"

you don goofed
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: demi on September 02, 2010, 11:55:12 AM
[youtube=560,345]fnCZ_p25pOA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Mupepe on September 02, 2010, 11:56:20 AM
"but obama, if we halt drilling along the shore to enforce safety regulations our economy will die"

you don goofed
*high five* bro
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 02, 2010, 12:29:32 PM
Gulf Spill 2: Can't Stop, Won't Stop
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2010, 01:06:03 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2010, 01:09:37 PM
jacked this tagline and posted it on my facebook
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2010, 02:20:51 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge

Quote from: CNN
Colclough told CNN that the platform apparently is still on fire from the explosion, saying Coast Guard helicopters and cutters are en route to the scene.

The company confirmed that a fire started on board the platform, but said that an initial flyover of the site indicated "no hydrocarbon spill." However, Jindal said there were reports of a "sheen" stretching just over a mile long.

A man who said he saw the oil platform blast in the Gulf of Mexico reported suddenly seeing "a bunch of smoke" coming up from the platform. David Reed, a paramedic on board a nearby oil rig, said radios started "lighting up like a Christmas tree" after the blast.
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2010, 02:21:51 PM
This is some Metal Gear Solid shit. Someone is making these things explode :hans1 Or maybe not. Nonetheless, SMH.
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Diunx on September 02, 2010, 02:41:06 PM
God made it explode.
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 02, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
we need to increase off-shore drilling to compensate for all the oil we're losing to these constant explosions
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 02, 2010, 02:52:32 PM
God made it explode.
God just really hates Louisana/Mississippi
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2010, 03:41:47 PM
I propose, henceforth, that the states along the Gulf Coast that are effected by this be called the "Oil Smegma Sates"
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2010, 04:47:31 PM
FIRE HURRICANE 2: I WANT TO BELIEVE
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 02, 2010, 05:01:47 PM
send in cameron
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Tieno on September 02, 2010, 05:08:19 PM
Lol, americants suck at oil.   :lol  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2010, 06:19:15 PM
we need to increase off-shore drilling to compensate for all the oil we're losing to these constant explosions

DRILL BABY DRILL
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Akala on September 02, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
I heard it was a natural gas well. >_>
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Diunx on September 02, 2010, 11:50:45 PM
send in cameron

He is too busy producing awesome movies :bow2
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Mandark on September 02, 2010, 11:52:49 PM
we need to increase off-shore drilling to compensate for all the oil we're losing to these constant explosions

I'll see your satire and raise you reality (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/03/business/03bp.html):


Quote from: NY Times
BP Says Limits on Drilling Imperil Oil Spill Payouts
By CLIFFORD KRAUSS and JOHN M. BRODER
Published: September 2, 2010

BP is warning Congress that if lawmakers pass legislation that bars the company from getting new offshore drilling permits, it may not have the money to pay for all the damages caused by its oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

:usacry

The way things are going, we're gonna need a separate :gulfcry

Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 03, 2010, 12:06:58 AM
we need to increase off-shore drilling to compensate for all the oil we're losing to these constant explosions

I'll see your satire and raise you reality (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/03/business/03bp.html):

god dammit
Title: Re: Another oil rig just exploded 80 miles off of Louisiana
Post by: Diunx on September 03, 2010, 12:30:39 AM
Are they extorting the US congress?

:bow BP :bow2