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Title: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 12:38:55 AM: Another GAF crosspost cunt

So my dad died about 3 years ago, a solid 6 months or so before I moved to Seattle. A handful of months back, I received word that my mom was dating again. Cool beans, I figured, it was good that she's found someone she could be happy with again, especially considering that her marriage to my now-deceased dad had devolved into this horribly unhappy stay together for the kids thing in the early 80s.

So I fly home and I meet the dude for the first time. He's not bad, kinda goofy, somewhere between 5 and 10 years younger than my mom. Nice enough. Seems smart. And things were fine; I figured my superior intelligence and way large reasoning ability had allowed me to leap the "OMG my mom is dating" hurdle. And I did. For like 2 days.

He's always around, and even more unsettling is that my mom stays at his house every night. Now, normally I'd be absolutely kosher with my mom leaving me the hell alone as I go through myy horrible trials in PA, but there was something patently unwholesome about all of this, as if I were learning a life lesson that they did not cover ona very special episode of Blossum. If it was covered, I blame my relatively frequent chemical abuse, which was also not covered in a very special episode of blossum. If it was covered, I blame my parent's loveless marriage for making me suppress said episode on chemical abuse.

Anyway, the awkwardness leapt to center stage today as my mom made me spend time with the dude, going shopping with him for last minute christmas gifts. This was the first time I had to spend time with him without the buffer field of my mom, and it did not go well. He kept talking, trying to make small take, and I felt nervous and awkward and all wrong. My mouth kept salivating and I couldn't stop thinking that my 60 year old mom was getting more ass than me. And now I've realized that I just wrote about salivation and my mom getting ass in the same sentence. All I could think about when I got to the mall was cold medicine and wiimotes and dehydration. I think I said about 5 words during the entire car ride, and they were all okay. I definitely needed dramamine.

Eventually I got home and say my mom and decided I need to take a nap and hopefully forget everything horrible in the world, like me salivating at the thought of my mom getting ass. Am I Jim Morrison or something?

So now basically Christmas has been ruined forever. This box of wine sucks ass (the attractive adjective used to lure in sellers on the box is "approachable," as in "We strive to make an approachable wine;" the honest version of which is "We strive to make a wine that does not taste totally like piss") and I could barely put down a third of the box. It's almost NyQuil time but all the cold medicine in the world can't wash the dirt off my hands or can't make me forget the disturbing salivations of this morning. Nobody knows my pain and I wish I had more than the first two episodes of Dexter. I am about to begin watching season 2 of entourage and drinking NyQuil, but there will be no satisfaction.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 12:41:13 AM: ::)
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 24, 2006, 12:43:11 AM: Little does TVC know that when he gets back a night of cheap booze and bad cinema await him. Muhahahah
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 24, 2006, 12:44:19 AM: Livejournal lol
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: Mupepe on December 24, 2006, 12:47:15 AM: Aw shit!

When my mom first tried to date again after her divorce, it was about a decade later. I was about 14 years old and I was a total ass to the guy. I felt really bad when I grew up and realized that I was totally cock blocking my mom and made her lonely probably. But my mom says she understood, that's why she had never tried to date before and didn't afterwards until all of us had moved out of her house.

She met a guy about 3 months after I moved out. He seemed really nice and seemed to make my mom happy. I was weary of him at first and didn't know how things would be. But a lot of it depends on him. It seems like this guy was really trying to make the effort to reach out to you. The guy mom is with now (has been with for 3 years now) is a really great guy. He doesn't try to be my dad, but he does try to be a friend. He's very nice and makes my mom real happy. That's all I care about now.

Although, my situation is entirely different because I have no real recollection of my parents being married. My earliest memory is the day my mom left my dad. Also, I pretty much have nothing but hate for my father. So that makes it a lot easier to deal with.

Give him a chance, baby boo. When we move in together, I'll be there to entertain you and get your mind off this shit. Not to mention, we can watch TV shows together :heartbeat
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 12:49:05 AM: Don't get me wrong, I'm glad my mom has found someone she can date, and I understand she is happy for the first time in years. There is just something primitive that I can not put into words irking me. I am rationally cool with everything.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 12:50:57 AM: I just told TVC in MSN that I think it's harder for a guy to date your mom when you're an adult than when you're a kid. I was in the same boat; my mom ended her second marriage when I was 7-years-old and didn't date until I was 20. She fell in love with a nice guy and was happy, but - hell yeah! - it's awkward at first. He doesn't know how to react to, because you're obviously an adult and have no need for a father figure, but yet you will likely have to coexist as family.

The key is if your mom is happy, the rest is irrelevant. Just find some common ground and try to get along as friends. I don't view my mom's husband as my stepfather, but as her husband and a family friend and I respect him.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Bacon on December 24, 2006, 12:51:05 AM: It's probably normal. I don't know how I would react if I knew my mom was getting a regular deep dicking by some strange man.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 12:52:54 AM: I try to think of them as devoid of sexuality. That helps.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 12:53:30 AM: After I finish this bottle of NyQUil I will aggressively respond to the advances of my new potential dad by drinking all of my mom's coors light.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 12:54:07 AM: If your mom drinks Coors Light, she's definitely floozy, dude.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: demi on December 24, 2006, 12:56:21 AM: Ban this fuck, what a shitty story
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: Mupepe on December 24, 2006, 12:58:06 AM: I can't think of their relationship being devoid of sexuality. After we all became fairly comfortable, they acted like little teenagers and would make sex jokes :( I guess I got lucky, this guys is very cool. One of the first things he showed me was all his old vinyls. Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Who etc. :drool He's a big movie buff too and an audio/videophile. Not to mention, we went to see a few football games and took about 180 pictures of the cheerleaders.

Yeah, he's fucking awesome.

Edit: And I forgot to add that he's an oldschool gamer.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 01:00:25 AM: My common ground with my mom's husband is sports. He was a Redskins season ticket holder, so we've gone to games and tailgated. Plus, he's an accountant, so he does my taxes. Big plusses in my book.

My mom is super conservative, so I think I've heard her joke about sex with her husband just once and that was while intoxicated (and overheard).

I am pretty sure she convinces herself that I'm a virgin.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 01:03:02 AM: Jeez Willco, do you do anything for yourself? :lol
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 01:07:29 AM: Huh?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 01:08:43 AM: You have Crystal Gemini write up your resume, your step-dad do your taxes...

Do you have someone wipe your ass as well? :P
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 01:09:58 AM: You auditioning?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 01:10:26 AM: :-*
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: Vizzys on December 24, 2006, 01:10:44 AM: Let shake be your fluffer.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 24, 2006, 01:11:22 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 12:53:30 AM
After I finish this bottle of NyQUil I will aggressively respond to the advances of my new potential dad by drinking all of my mom's coors light.

woah, I just discovered a board flaw, when you respond, people on your block list are visible >:(

anyway, this is the right idea for now. This is your territory, you should mark the fuck out of it.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:47:15 AM: Which mall did you go to? Tell me now.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 01:50:46 AM: Schuylkill Mall, Frackville.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:52:07 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:50:46 AM
Schuylkill Mall, Frackville.

Shitty shit pants.

You should have come to the Wyoming Valley Mall today. Nikki was working there from 11-7, and you could have unknowingly walked past her.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 01:53:15 AM: I was there on Monday :p
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:54:42 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:53:15 AM
I was there on Monday :p

She was working there monday pretty much all day. Works at Subway, and makes hot sammiches.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 01:55:23 AM: Damn, I hope Diablos doesn't read this thread. :-X
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2006, 01:57:09 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:53:15 AM
I was there on Monday :p

She was working there monday pretty much all day. Works at Subway, and makes hot sammiches.
She can handle my 12" any time.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:57:55 AM: Quote from: malek4980 on December 24, 2006, 01:57:09 AM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:53:15 AM
I was there on Monday :p

She was working there monday pretty much all day. Works at Subway, and makes hot sammiches.
She can handle my 12" any time.

Exactly.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 01:58:49 AM: I should go do an East Coast tour to see Ecro and nikki and TVC, then to Long Island to see Cajole.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 01:59:19 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:53:15 AM
I was there on Monday :p

She was working there monday pretty much all day. Works at Subway, and makes hot sammiches.

:o I was at that Subway, but I think there was just an old lady there at the time. Maybe I was there during her break or something. I can't recall the exact time I was there, but it was between 2 and 4, definitely.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2006, 01:59:38 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 24, 2006, 01:58:49 AM
I should go do an East Coast tour to see Ecro and nikki and TVC, then to Long Island to see Cajole.
Why stop there. :'(
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:00:34 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:59:19 AM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 01:54:42 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 01:53:15 AM
I was there on Monday :p

She was working there monday pretty much all day. Works at Subway, and makes hot sammiches.

:o I was at that Subway, but I think there was just an old lady there at the time. Maybe I was there during her break or something. I can't recall the exact time I was there, but it was between 2 and 4, definitely.

Ew, Nikki hates that old bitch.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:00:51 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 24, 2006, 01:58:49 AM
I should go do an East Coast tour to see Ecro and nikki and TVC, then to Long Island to see Cajole.

Do it.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2006, 02:02:44 AM: I was just going to repeat what I said in the GAF version- basically you're being a big Nancy and just need to settle the hell down. Go get drunk in the woods and rape a bear or something.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 02:03:28 AM: Bear rape is not funny.
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Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:04:22 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 24, 2006, 02:02:44 AM
I was just going to repeat what I said in the GAF version- basically you're being a big Nancy and just need to settle the hell down. Go get drunk in the woods and rape a bear or something.

How am I being a nancy? i think the commie is just jealous that I won't hand out my cheap wine and stockpiled cold medicine. I see you looking at my GOOD DayQuil.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:05:33 AM: What a funny and awkward happenstance this could have been.

Suppose she was working, and you recognized her. What the heck would you even say?

"Hi Nikki, I know you from the internets!" lol. There'd probably be no good way to start up that conversation.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 02:05:51 AM: I agree with Triumph's commentary. Are you an only child?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:06:21 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 24, 2006, 02:05:51 AM
I agree with Triumph's commentary. Are you an only child?

He's a wild child. That's all that matters!
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:08:47 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 24, 2006, 02:05:51 AM
I agree with Triumph's commentary. Are you an only child?

No, I'm the youngest of 3, but I am 8 years younger than my nearest sibling. I was kind of like a football to abuse and beat around to my brothers, and by the time I could really appreciate them as people, they were heading off to college. So I spent my formative adolescent years as an only child, though I certainly wasn't babied by my parents.

What's so Nancyish about rationally accepting what's happening and being happy for my mom while at the same time having some sort of subconscious hang-up? I'm sure it's only natural and it will go away on its own. My natural way to deal with such troubles is to abuse over-the-counter cold medicines. What's so wrong with that? What gives you people the right to judge me?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 02:10:02 AM: The Internet gives me the right to judge you, you Nancy.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2006, 02:10:23 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:08:47 AM
What gives you people the right to judge me?
I have a keyboard and a mouse!
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2006, 02:10:52 AM: Yeah, I dunno. Maybe TVC is really close to his mom or something, but in my mid 20's I pretty much just wanted my family to leave me alone.

Edit: Ok, read your post. As the foremost arbiter of good taste in all matters and as El Jefe de Pantalones, I have the right to judge all things. Plus, I really want some over the counter cold medicine to abuse.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:11:45 AM: Also my mom would never turn down the opportunity to tell me I was an accident. Well, she only started doing that after I was a teenager and had become a particular bastard.

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Yeah, I dunno. Maybe TVC is really close to his mom or something, but in my mid 20's I pretty much just wanted my family to leave me alone.

That's what I want, too! I didn't want to come home for Christmas. I just did it to be polite to my mom, whom I need to show a certain level of respect despite not having the best relationship with. I mean, I could've easily had worse parents.

So I figured I'd spend 2 weeks in PA this year and then I won't have to visit again for another 2 years. You know, like a bulk visit.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:12:31 AM: The very idea of my mom even screwing my dad grosses me out. I can definitely understand the oddball feelings about the guy she's dating now.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 24, 2006, 02:13:08 AM: Dude, my folks tell me that all the time. My mom was on birth control and everything. I think my father even used a rubber. I'm like some kind of astronomical anomaly.

Quit being a Nancy.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:13:55 AM: Just think about your mom's vagina getting pummeled by cock, one leg in the air, the other one wrapped tightly around the guy's ass. Ew, I just barfed a little in my mouth typing that out.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:15:19 AM: I think Triumph's hateful commie ways prevent him from knowing what the important things in life are, like love, respect, money, and steel allows that revolutionize the railroad industry. And psuedoephedrine.

AND SHUT UP ECRO my mom doesn't have a vagina.

Ew she is totally 60. I mean, Lohan's crotch looked like what I'd expect a 60 year old woman's crotch to look like. For some reason i think of my mom's crotch and I think of those two judges from the muppet show making snide innuendo-filled comments that I wouldn't have gotten as a kid but would fully appreciate now.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:16:53 AM: Goddamnit, now I'm thinking about my mom getting railroaded by some guy's rock hard steel alloy.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 02:18:53 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:16:53 AM
Goddamnit, now I'm thinknig abotu my mom getting railroaded by some guy's rock hard steel alloy.

Me too, I'm fapping like a motherfucker.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No pun intended... :-*
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Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2006, 02:19:54 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:15:19 AM
I think Triumph's hateful commie ways prevent him from knowing what the important things in life are, like love, respect, money, and steel allows that revolutionize the railroad industry. And psuedoephedrine.

That may all be true, but you will never know the joy of delicious, delicious cupcakes. Or bear rape.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:20:06 AM: (http://veldt.lobitlandscapes.org/lunch/img/ham-c-pita.jpg)

(http://www.theprogram.net.au/media/features/5467.jpg)
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2006, 02:20:38 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:16:53 AM
Goddamnit, now I'm thinking about my mom getting railroaded by some guy's rock hard steel alloy.
I'm sure this isn't the first time.

Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 24, 2006, 02:18:53 AM

Me too, I'm fapping like a motherfucker.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No pun intended... :-*
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:lol

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:20:06 AM
(http://veldt.lobitlandscapes.org/lunch/img/ham-c-pita.jpg)

(http://www.theprogram.net.au/media/features/5467.jpg)

Time for a 2:08 snack
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:21:41 AM: OH MY GOD THERE ARE PITAS AND HAM IN THE FRIDGHE NOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2006, 02:22:54 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:21:41 AM
OH MY GOD THERE ARE PITAS AND HAM IN THE FRIDGHE YESSSSSS
Mine too. :D
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Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:31:38 AM: (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5986/img0682ni9.jpg)

the ham is apparently shaved :(
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: xnikki118x on December 24, 2006, 02:32:07 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:05:33 AM
What a funny and awkward happenstance this could have been.

Suppose she was working, and you recognized her. What the heck would you even say?

"Hi Nikki, I know you from the internets!" lol. There'd probably be no good way to start up that conversation.

Haha I'd run away, far away.

TVC, the woman you saw was Linda. James is right, I do hate that old bitch. She isn't a terrible person or anything, but she's the world's worst manager. I'll have to make a thread abuot her sometime.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 24, 2006, 02:32:44 AM: LOL, enjoy TVC.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: xnikki118x on December 24, 2006, 02:42:07 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on December 24, 2006, 02:16:53 AM
Goddamnit, now I'm thinking about my mom getting railroaded by some guy's rock hard steel alloy.

I walked in on my parents once when I was younger, probably like 8 or so. I cried about it because I thought I was going to get in trouble. It wasn't even like I went into their bedroom, either! I went downstairs for a glass of water and they were having sex in front of the fireplace. I saw my dad's naked ass and ran. :lol

/TMI
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 02:43:31 AM: People still have sex after marriage?! :o
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: xnikki118x on December 24, 2006, 02:49:14 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 24, 2006, 02:43:31 AM
People still have sex after marriage?! :o

I hope so, or I'm going to be totally disappointed on my honeymoon!!!

Really though, I know my parents are still intimate and I think that's sweet. I grew up with too many people whose parents never talked and slept in different rooms and stuff, but stayed together "for the kids". I know my parents are still in love and that gives me high hopes for my own marriage, whenever it finally happens.

My best friend's mom recently told said to her something like, "I love your father more now than I did when I married him." I just think that's adorable. Who doesn't want a marriage like that?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 02:50:49 AM: Awww. :-[
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:51:49 AM: I have high hopes for eventually getting into a solid relationship and getting married and even having sex after marriage. Deep down I really want to have kids.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:52:30 AM: also did you ever notice that nyquil doesn't taste bad and you only get the bad taste once you finish a shot? I think I can rail the entire bottle
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 02:52:30 AM: So, will you adopt or what?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 02:52:59 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on December 24, 2006, 02:52:30 AM
So, will you adopt or what?

hoh?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 24, 2006, 02:53:47 AM: I thought you took it up the poop chute? ???
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 24, 2006, 02:55:50 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:52:30 AM
also did you ever notice that nyquil doesn't taste bad and you only get the bad taste once you finish a shot? I think I can rail the entire bottle

We used to rail two back to back. I don't recommend that though. Only the first and last swallow taste bad, kinda like cum I'd imagine.

Anyway, what's this about Lohan vage?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: demi on December 24, 2006, 02:57:28 AM: Show me your dick, TVC
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2006, 03:00:59 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:51:49 AM
I have high hopes for eventually getting into a solid relationship and getting married and even having sex after marriage. Deep down I really want to have kids.

How will we explain the belt choking to the young 'uns? ??? ??? ???

Honestly though, I want kids so that I can send them to work out in the fields. If they're old enough to run around like a spaz, they're old enough to be hooked up to a plow at dawn!
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 03:02:59 AM: i barely even remember writing that. I think I was maybe joking.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 24, 2006, 03:05:14 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 03:02:59 AM
i barely even remember writing that. I think I was maybe joking.

But you will agree that forcing children to do manual labor is a good thing, yes?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2006, 03:09:04 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 24, 2006, 03:05:14 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 03:02:59 AM
i barely even remember writing that. I think I was maybe joking.

But you will agree that forcing children to do manual labor is a good thing, yes?

The little bastards should be chained up in mines and any children not bred in controlled breeding programs shoud be mushed into slurry to feed the working class.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 24, 2006, 03:26:52 AM: Curried slurry?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: Diablos on December 24, 2006, 08:00:52 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 24, 2006, 02:04:22 AM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 24, 2006, 02:02:44 AM
I was just going to repeat what I said in the GAF version- basically you're being a big Nancy and just need to settle the hell down. Go get drunk in the woods and rape a bear or something.
I see you looking at my GOOD DayQuil.

Why are you so hung up on the DayQuil, man? Is that the only way you can cope with being there?
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were
Post by: APF on December 24, 2006, 07:32:09 PM: It seems to me the underlying problem isn't about ham & cheese pitas or having kids or any of that, but really the fact that you're bumming around nowhere for ~two weeks with the idea that it's this great present to your mother, while at the same time the resentment you've been carrying towards her has only been amplified by your boredom and isolation, and by the awkwardness of hanging out with her current--which, while on an intellectual level you claim to have come to terms with, the emotional impact of the situation is hitting you doubly so, as this is a situation you don't want to be in within a situation you already didn't want to be in.

Personally I find the best way to manage the relationship with my parents is to pretend I'm way more busy than I really am; this means I can get away with cutting conversations short when I don't want to deal, and, rather than being guilted into spending weeks at a time and overstaying my welcome, I can make spontaneous plans to visit for a couple of days when I want to get away and it's appreciated even more.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: TVC15 on December 25, 2006, 12:02:57 AM: Quote from: APF on December 24, 2006, 07:32:09 PM
Personally I find the best way to manage the relationship with my parents is to pretend I'm way more busy than I really am; this means I can get away with cutting conversations short when I don't want to deal, and, rather than being guilted into spending weeks at a time and overstaying my welcome, I can make spontaneous plans to visit for a couple of days when I want to get away and it's appreciated even more.

The thing is I've alternately pretended and actually been too busy to visit for over 2 and a half years, so I definitely owe her something, even if I'm not particularly thrilled by the idea. I'm good at keeping up appearances, and she's happy that I'm finally around again. I mean, I seriously doubt I would've done anything better with this time.

I really didn't expect the boyfriend thing to bug me, and on most levels it doesn't. I guess it's best to say that I'm kind of shocked that it's having any effect on me at all. I sort of thought I was above primitive responses, you know? Even though that response is there, I'm sure it is something that will go away once I get used to it since I'm fine with the situation on rational terms.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 25, 2006, 12:07:47 AM: There is nothing wrong with wanting kids one day. You have an exscuse to play Legos all day long and not look like an idiot.
Title: Re: TVC15's PAdventure- Being Awake: The High Cost of Constantly Wishing I Were Dead
Post by: drozmight on December 25, 2006, 12:13:29 AM: Moms are awesome.

Unless they're really nuts.