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Title: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: tiesto on September 08, 2010, 11:59:49 AM
Ahh, more OKC data mining:

http://gizmodo.com/5632105/the-real-stuff-white-people-like (http://gizmodo.com/5632105/the-real-stuff-white-people-like)

I'm white and I don't like Van Halen, Megadeth, Soundgarden or Phish, can't stand Nascar, have never seen Big Lebowski (even though I am 1/2 Polish), don't own a Harley. But I do like hockey!

Also Middle Eastern women liking "Jewish" ???

And apparently, Latino profiles are the poorest written, Indian profiles are the most sophisticated. Athiests are the most sophisticated writers while Protestants and Catholics are the least.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 12:06:01 PM
what about black people? link isn't working

OKC sucks for us  :-\
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: tehjaybo on September 08, 2010, 12:08:05 PM
You've not seen The Big Lebowski?

Dude.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:08:54 PM
Don't join okc if you are black. Waste of time.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:20:57 PM
what about black people? link isn't working

OKC sucks for us  :-\

soul food i am coo lespn playing basketball menace to society tall, dark, and handsome god-fearing mos def rapping lupe fiasco nas gucci mane calm the roots kanye west basketball boondocks holla u are nfl tryna trey songz ladies alicia keys a tribe called quest jay z outkast african wwe chillin' more money denzel if ur god and family xbox 360 playstation jamaican making music tryin' to a good woman my god talib kweli busta rhymes football bible no kids hitch stationed laid-back guy 2pac

lol
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:22:07 PM
Soul food is good but like, I don't see why it's so damn important. I'd take a whole bunch of other types of food over soul food.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 08, 2010, 12:23:10 PM
Oh ... this is Gizmodo's own external data mining, not an actual OK Trends article.

I don't trust Gizmodo to pass Algebra II, let alone perform proper statistical analysis. >:(

I also don't know what "soul food" is. Uh, greens?
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2010, 12:25:03 PM
You haven't seen The Big Lebowski?  That's it, you're off the fucking team.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:25:23 PM
most black people can't even cook good soul food. maybe if so many of them stopped making it using boxed and frozen ingredients smh
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Beezy on September 08, 2010, 12:25:52 PM
...soul food? ::)

Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:26:55 PM
Oh ... this is Gizmodo's own external data mining, not an actual OK Trends article.

I don't trust Gizmodo to pass Algebra II, let alone perform proper statistical analysis. >:(

I also don't know what "soul food" is. Uh, greens?

Chicken, greens, yams (sweet potatoes), corn. Can include pigs feet, rice, macoroni, chitlins, all of which containing a surplus amount of bacon.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:27:55 PM
most black people can't even cook good soul food. maybe if so many of them stopped making it using boxed and frozen ingredients smh

The only good soul food is made with natural, store bought ingredients. Not frozen or boxed.

...soul food? ::)



With the women soul food is the biggest, most important thing. Even more important than being a god-fearing bitch. The Color Purple is second most important :lol
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:29:54 PM
most black people can't even cook good soul food. maybe if so many of them stopped making it using boxed and frozen ingredients smh

The only good soul food is made with natural, store bought ingredients. Not frozen or boxed.
Too bad that's usually how it goes now though. 
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 12:30:01 PM
One of my friends makes "soul food" macaroni and cheese with the Kraft box shit. He just adds bread crumbs on top and says it's just as good as on Thanksgiving. SMH
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:30:20 PM
Did you slap that nicca?
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:30:22 PM
most black people can't even cook good soul food. maybe if so many of them stopped making it using boxed and frozen ingredients smh

The only good soul food is made with natural, store bought ingredients. Not frozen or boxed.
Too bad that's usually how it goes now though. 

Not in my family.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:30:48 PM
most black people can't even cook good soul food. maybe if so many of them stopped making it using boxed and frozen ingredients smh

The only good soul food is made with natural, store bought ingredients. Not frozen or boxed.
Too bad that's usually how it goes now though. 

Not in my family.
Because your mom is FUCKIN' GANGSTA!

Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:32:46 PM
My mom? My dad does most of the cooking. Quite honestly, I can't think of anyone in my family, on both sides, who uses boxed ingredients. All natural or gtfo.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 08, 2010, 12:33:01 PM
I just looked up "soul food" ... I just call that "Southern cooking." It's what I ate all the time when I lived in Arkansas. Am I whitewashing Blacks' culinary history??
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:35:37 PM
Southern cooking is too general for a lot of people, because for black people soul food is a specific type of food with specific type of choices. Cajun cooking is considered southern cooking, but to black people in the south it sure as fuck isn't soul food. But yeah, you're right, it really is just "southern food".
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 08, 2010, 12:37:46 PM
my white gramama made sweet potatoes with marshmallows, black eyed peas, cornbread, grits, homemade fried chicken, fried catfish, fried okra, and collard greens all the time.

am I ... am I part Black
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:37:51 PM
My mom? My dad does most of the cooking. Quite honestly, I can't think of anyone in my family, on both sides, who uses boxed ingredients. All natural or gtfo.
Your mom is FUCKIN' GANGSTA for making your Dad cook while she chills like a FUCKIN' GANGSTA
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:38:18 PM
no, see, I consider Cajun cooking to be Cajun cooking. but my white gramama made sweet potatoes with marshmallows, black eyed peas, cornbread, grits, homemade fried chicken, fried catfish, fried okra, and collard greens all the time.

am I ... am I part Black

Sounds like it.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 08, 2010, 12:38:41 PM
also, who the fuck doesn't like grits
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:40:12 PM
Who doesn't like grits?

I think the most interesting thing in the article is the whole "I am cool" for black dudes, "I am a funny guy" for latino dudes, and "I am simple" for asian dudes.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 08, 2010, 12:40:47 PM
Van Cruncheon has never had grits, he sounded like Joe Pesci when we were talking about it

"What is a Grit?"
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 12:42:24 PM
soul food is disgusting, is that why black people are so god damn greasy all the time?
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 12:43:33 PM
my white gramama made sweet potatoes with marshmallows, black eyed peas, cornbread, grits, homemade fried chicken, fried catfish, fried okra, and collard greens all the time.

am I ... am I part Black

*daps*

welcome to the club. Lets compare our blood pressure
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 08, 2010, 12:44:05 PM
what is disgusting about this

Quote
my white gramama made sweet potatoes with marshmallows, black eyed peas, cornbread, grits, homemade fried chicken, fried catfish, fried okra, and collard greens all the time.

that is a delicious sunday family dinner


keep eating your bread soaked in skim milk, white boy
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 12:46:18 PM
part gay and part black, synth really is a mut
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:49:03 PM
Grits are disgusting.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 08, 2010, 12:49:25 PM
you have no soul
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
I don't mind.  I don't want to be black.  Just hang out with them.  It's like Mexico.  I like to visit, but I'd never live there. 
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Bacchus7 on September 08, 2010, 12:53:15 PM
I respect you reppin' 'pac on this special day, PD.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 08, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
I don't mind.  I don't want to be black.  Just hang out with them.  It's like Mexico.  I like to visit, but I'd never live there. 

:lol
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 12:54:25 PM
Is it his bday or was this the day he died?  Or is it the anniversary for All Eyez On Me?
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 12:59:02 PM
2pac death day
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 01:00:01 PM
wash your hands
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 01:00:02 PM
soul food is disgusting, is that why black people are so god damn greasy all the time?

We are greasy because we have naturally dry skin so we use body lotions and shampoos and hair grease/ointments a lot.

Soul food is the reason we are so fucking fat, however.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 01:01:59 PM
I respect you reppin' 'pac on this special day, PD.
*daps*

September 13th  :'(
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 01:03:10 PM
i know, i was just kidding, i used to room with two black guys, you should have seen the shape of my xbox controllers after him and his friends were done playing halo 2, the other roomate was gay and took 30 bottles into the shower with him
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 01:03:55 PM
They probably sweat a lot. Lotions absorbs into the skin like in 10 seconds.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 01:04:51 PM
I don't mind the greasiness of black people.  I mean, I have hispanic family and friends.  They're pretty damn greasy.  But I hate the coconut lotion shit that black people love.  The fucking stench of it is nauseating.

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Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 01:06:59 PM
no black people definitely have a smell, its a wet musty odor, they say we smell like wet dogs, which i dont get
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 01:10:54 PM
Most white people's homes smell like they haven't done their laundry in a while.  Not like a gross overpowering stench, it just smells off and kinda dirty.  That or it's covered up obnoxiously by tons of Glade plug ins and it gives me a headache.  At least we don't smell like fish.  Fucking asians.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 01:11:37 PM
Lots of black people I know don't cook. Their mothers/aunts/grandmothers/etc all cook, while many people under 35 eat out way too fucking much. I eat out after a long day at work or school sometimes, but normally I'll cook something.

Or sometimes when they do cook, it's horribly unhealthy. A friend came over when I was making fried chicken, and I showed her how I was making it/recipe/etc. So now she makes it three days a week. Seriously smh come on.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 01:15:21 PM
drew are these black people you know fat?

I never notice the smell of black people. If anything, I find more white people who stink than black folks.

*shrug*

And I don't like coconut oil lotion either.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 01:18:07 PM
wet dog smell :violin

use a wash cloth, filthy bastards

Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 01:24:52 PM
you guys don't notice because you are used to it.  but black people do have a certain smell I think.  Only in homes, mind you.  But all races do I think.

and yes, white people do smell.  Since I'm mixed and grew up in different households with different races I can smell them all :'(  I wonder what I smell like.  Probably bad.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 01:26:48 PM
I can really only smell women unless someone stinks or smells good. natural female scent :drool
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
Yes.  Natural female scent is soooo much better than people pouring on perfume.  :yuck  Just a little perfume, ladies. 
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Beezy on September 08, 2010, 01:52:06 PM
wet dog smell :violin

use a wash cloth, filthy bastards
:lol

you guys don't notice because you are used to it.  but black people do have a certain smell I think.  Only in homes, mind you.  But all races do I think.
true
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 02:11:18 PM
no black chick ever told me i smell, the smell i think youre referring to is the one i get when after ive been working out and you rub your palm between the crack of your crotch? every guy needs to experience that at least once, its like your own farts, you know what im talkin bout.

but i have noticed a musty smell wafting off of some black guys, and it always smells the same, it is a mystery, i guess
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 02:20:49 PM
who wants to bet that smell he's sniffing is actually cocoa butter
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2010, 02:35:52 PM
Thread derail complete.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on September 08, 2010, 03:04:35 PM
who wants to bet that smell he's sniffing is actually cocoa butter

Its not, I know cocoa butter stank. I know what he's talking about and its a distinct kind of stank. Its really noticeable if they have been sweating for a while.  I often wonder if white people stink in their own special way but we can't notice it either.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Diunx on September 08, 2010, 03:26:02 PM
I'm pretty sure I smell but no one is rude enough to tell me.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 03:32:54 PM
who wants to bet that smell he's sniffing is actually cocoa butter

Its not, I know cocoa butter stank. I know what he's talking about and its a distinct kind of stank. Its really noticeable if they have been sweating for a while.  I often wonder if white people stink in their own special way but we can't notice it either.

Sweat? And people stink? No way. :lol

Of course everyone stinks in their own special way.   I think it's mostly related to diet.  In Vietnam SF soldiers would only eat local food to avoid being detected on long range reconaissance patrols.

That's interesting.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 08, 2010, 03:41:10 PM
Its like they randomly chose a bunch of white people from Massachusetts :rofl

Also "Dark Tower" being "The Dark Tower"? As in Stephen King's series? If so, White People :bow2
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2010, 04:14:40 PM
To get back to the earlier thread derailment as opposed to this new one, I have to say that grits ARE good, but only as a delivery vector for cheese.  By themselves grits would kind of suck, but put a bunch of cheese on them bitches and omg that shit is tasty.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 04:18:56 PM
butter and pepper
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 04:21:09 PM
To get back to the earlier thread derailment as opposed to this new one, I have to say that grits ARE good, but only as a delivery vector for cheese.  By themselves grits would kind of suck, but put a bunch of cheese on them bitches and omg that shit is tasty.
Hm.  Never had them with cheese.  I had them last when I was little and I confused them with oatmeal (I was like 7 you fucking bitch faced pug dog fuck faces) and I took a bite and they were grosstacular.  I never even knew you could put cheese on them.  But they sucked.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 04:25:09 PM
To get back to the earlier thread derailment as opposed to this new one, I have to say that grits ARE good, but only as a delivery vector for cheese.  By themselves grits would kind of suck, but put a bunch of cheese on them bitches and omg that shit is tasty.

This is right most of the day. My grandma makes some killer grits that are so good you don't need cheese, but typically cheese is the point of grits
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: drew on September 08, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
i hate cheese in my breakfast

unless its a fine cheese tactfully folded into an omelette
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2010, 04:30:51 PM
wow drew sounds like a complete figgurt
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 08, 2010, 04:37:55 PM
pepper, butter, sometimes cheese, sometimes crumbled bacon
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 04:40:58 PM
the best cheese for breakfast is requeson (mexican ricotta cheese).  soooo good
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Robo on September 08, 2010, 04:41:17 PM
I put syrup on my grits in order to make them go down, but then the only time I eat grits is when I'm at Waffle House and I'm too drunk to explain that I want greasy hashbrowns instead.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 04:43:30 PM
I put syrup on my grits in order to make them go down, but then the only time I eat grits is when I'm at Waffle House and I'm too drunk to explain that I want greasy hashbrowns instead.
...gross
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Robo on September 08, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
It tastes like syrup and mush.  I have no idea what real grits are supposed to taste like.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2010, 04:55:13 PM
Grits is just corn without the casing.
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2010, 04:58:49 PM
I just want to know what fellow brotha Howard Hennessy Alan Treesong has to say about grits
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 08, 2010, 05:15:26 PM
grits are amazing

they were one of two foods I imported into Japan, the other being cans of RO-TEL Tomatoes

Cohen is right, though. you make em with water and you make em with salt. and you eat em with Pizza Mix Cheese.

(http://mainichi.jp/select/jiken/news/images/20100820k0000m040073000p_size5.jpg)
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Mupepe on September 08, 2010, 05:19:22 PM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE ROTEL TOMATOES MMMM
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 05:52:15 PM
i hate cheese in my breakfast

unless its a fine cheese tactfully folded into an omelette

homo
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 08, 2010, 05:54:20 PM
rotel tomatoes omg
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2010, 11:33:22 PM
Blacks and Mexicans off our lawns.  :maf  :american
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 09, 2010, 11:43:46 PM
Blacks and Mexicans off our lawns.  :maf  :american

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Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 10, 2010, 12:22:49 AM
black men like white women
white men like asian women
asian men like asian women
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2010, 12:24:02 AM
:drool white women :drool
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2010, 12:25:00 AM
titty freckles :rock
girls with class :rock
interest in culture beyond thugs and hip hop :rock
blowjobs :rock

Let's make a trade, white fellas. Your women for asian chicks :rock
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 10, 2010, 12:28:55 AM
wait what; black girls don't give blow jobs
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2010, 12:32:37 AM
some black girls give blow jobs. those who enjoy doing it, however, lol
Title: Re: The REAL "Stuff white people like"...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2010, 12:42:07 AM
white gurls :smug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZHacnsAv0#t=1m54s