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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2010, 04:03:22 PM

Title: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2010, 04:03:22 PM
http://www.peroxidecomics.com/escape-from-friend-zone-game/ (http://www.peroxidecomics.com/escape-from-friend-zone-game/)

 :'(
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 21, 2010, 04:09:20 PM
I think this is only a Brandnew story.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
"Let’s see Hey 20-Somethings Remember That Thing From Childhood? Here It Is Again, Except Soul-less!: A Re-Imagining"

:lol
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2010, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 21, 2010, 04:18:28 PM
Yeah, no way is Malek going to a party

true, I missed the mark there
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 21, 2010, 04:40:55 PM
Quote from: The Business on September 21, 2010, 04:29:50 PM

That was an option in the game.  

Don't pander to him, BrandNew. 
Malek probably wouldn't get an invite to the party  since he always skips classes :(
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: tehjaybo on September 21, 2010, 04:45:34 PM
I got to this part, I think Malek can get behind it now:

(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/contract1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221807075423)
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2010, 04:46:25 PM
This is how far I got. Went with relatinship with interesting girl then drink whiskey and smoke all night, then we make out and shit, and i pick relationship, then she doesn't talk to you for a few days and she's like sry was in mexico. So I kept on and on until the dude is about to hang himself. But that's gay so I decided to go the party like a man, and I see interesting girl, say hi and she like disappears and I got a game over.

What a waste of five minutes.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Mupepe on September 21, 2010, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: The Business on September 21, 2010, 04:42:06 PM
I strung interesting girl along and then fucked her and left her. 
yeah, just choose sex instead of relationship.  :lol
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: tehjaybo on September 21, 2010, 04:49:47 PM
(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ113.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221873359585)
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 21, 2010, 04:59:35 PM
I struck out with Interesting Girl, then committed suicide. :(

So then I played again, and had cheap, dirty sex with Unattractive Girl.  :hump
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: cool breeze on September 21, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
this is amazing  :rofl
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2010, 05:01:22 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/friendzone.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 21, 2010, 05:01:37 PM
oh man this is worse than a dating sim.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 21, 2010, 05:04:11 PM
Jesus, that was like two steps :lol

(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ1.11.jpg)
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2010, 05:12:11 PM
(http://imgur.com/wFVL5.png)

It basically ended with me not acknowledging why she was throwing up negative signals after kissing and hanging out for a couple of weeks. Indifference for the loss.

Oh and I chose Gary Maudlin for the badass cig inhale and single tear even though I'll be the only one appreciating it  :'(
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 21, 2010, 05:17:16 PM
About Boring Attractive Girl. Yes I realise she's all those things I do not want a relationship I just want to bang her.

(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ60.1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221806370687)
 :lol
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Mupepe on September 21, 2010, 05:19:16 PM
ew.  if you choose to call the ugly girl the next day you fall in love with her.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2010, 05:24:39 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on September 21, 2010, 05:19:16 PM
ew.  if you choose to call the ugly girl the next day you fall in love with her.

Not necessarily.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Robo on September 21, 2010, 05:36:39 PM
bububu my hobbies + interests  :'(
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2010, 05:53:19 PM
good god himu, you're on the fucking internet, EVERYTHING you do is a waste of time
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 21, 2010, 06:00:03 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 21, 2010, 04:46:25 PM
This is how far I got. Went with relatinship with interesting girl then drink whiskey and smoke all night, then we make out and shit, and i pick relationship, then she doesn't talk to you for a few days and she's like sry was in mexico. So I kept on and on until the dude is about to hang himself. But that's gay so I decided to go the party like a man, and I see interesting girl, say hi and she like disappears and I got a game over.

What a waste of five minutes.

OMG I got the Himuro ending too :suicide
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2010, 06:09:19 PM
The lesson of this game is that there's no way to "win".

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just like real life.  :fbm
[close]
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: cool breeze on September 21, 2010, 07:17:49 PM
I was laughing at the nostalgia thing with mario and saved by the bell nonsense until they brought up BTTF2

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I have said "KEEP PEDALING, YOU TWO!" in a social situation before :fbm
[close]
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 21, 2010, 07:26:36 PM
(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ85.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221867321081)
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 21, 2010, 07:38:34 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Diunx on September 21, 2010, 08:48:03 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/afgfg5.jpg)

I just wanted to fuck boringly attractive girl and do more coke not fall in love  :fbm
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2010, 12:27:41 AM
Quote from: Mamacint on September 21, 2010, 05:04:11 PM
Jesus, that was like two steps :lol

(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ1.11.jpg)

high-five
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Barry Egan on September 22, 2010, 12:33:10 AM
why does Interesting Girl become so unresponsive?  We had a good thing going  :'(
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: lennedsay on September 22, 2010, 12:37:13 AM
She's just a stuck up bitch that needs someone she deems as interesting as her, so she's always looking for the next best thing. She's probably a Mac person too, always buying that next trendy product so she has something interesting to talk about with her interesting friends over interesting sounding coffee products.

Fuck her, she never returned my calls...  :(
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Barry Egan on September 22, 2010, 12:43:42 AM
I feel like she must have found mupepe's dick when she went on that trip to Mexico  :maf
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 22, 2010, 12:53:34 AM
I think I was the only one who tried to bang boring attractive girl.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 22, 2010, 01:00:07 AM
Yeah, Interesting Girl became a moody piece of shit
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: lennedsay on September 22, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
She definitely got some in Mexico... She probably dove some muff and never wanted to look back or something.  :'(

Oh wait.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Brehvolution on September 22, 2010, 09:55:49 AM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on September 21, 2010, 05:17:16 PM
(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ60.1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221806370687)
 :lol

:rofl
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2010, 10:11:58 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on September 22, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
She definitely got some in Mexico... She probably dove some muff and never wanted to look back or something.  :'(

Oh wait.

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on September 22, 2010, 12:43:42 AM
I feel like she must have found mupepe's dick when she went on that trip to Mexico  :maf

Both of you were right actually.  Moody interesting slut had a threesome with my wife and I.  But we've got your back.  We said we'd call... but we never will.  :lol :lol :lol  Fucking bitch.
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Barry Egan on September 22, 2010, 01:01:37 PM
I am both jealous and grateful...would you like to get some sushi with me?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ59.2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221806293167)
No poon nor love for you, but you now have a buddy to eat sushi/see dumb movies with
[close]
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2010, 01:36:11 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
BTW I don't like sushi so it's just movies for you and I. 
[close]
Title: Re: The Malek, Cajole, and BrandNew story
Post by: Yeti on September 22, 2010, 01:49:00 PM
Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on September 22, 2010, 01:01:37 PM
I am both jealous and grateful...would you like to get some sushi with me?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://www.peroxidecomics.com/storage/fz-game/FZ59.2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221806293167)
No poon nor love for you, but you now have a buddy to eat sushi/see dumb movies with
[close]

How did you get the good ending?