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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on October 03, 2010, 04:33:23 PM

Title: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 03, 2010, 04:33:23 PM: Since we're smarter than GAF. There seems many problems today which aren't being solved by the current political and economic systems in place. There must be another way.

I'll start off:
Dictatorships don't work.
Democracy don't work.
Capatilism don't work.
Communism don't work.

Hmm....
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVHfOKaeUiY/SyMA7DkfMAI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/y7PqKwMcRFo/s400/nwo.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 03, 2010, 06:10:43 PM: Looking through a wiki list of words with the ending "-ocracy", I think we need to try a Magocracy, or a form of government in which society is ruled by wizards.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Raban on October 03, 2010, 06:16:03 PM: YES.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Diunx on October 03, 2010, 06:18:36 PM: As long as I get government approved, tax payers funded blow jobs (from females(real ones)) I will support anything.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 03, 2010, 06:21:01 PM: "Blowjobs for some, tiny American Flags for others!"
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 03, 2010, 06:30:33 PM: I've been formulating over the past few weeks a variant of communism that is homoerotic in nature.

Currency is no longer in dollars but sexual favors. Fondling some dude's balls is like a penny, a blow job is like a dollar, and anal sex is like 10 dollars. No women are allowed - they must be forced to work the mines and the fields away from the sight of men, who must live in a homoerotic paradise.

Women can obtain fake penii but must write frequent self criticisms for being born into the wrong gender. They also can't obtain proper citizenship and jobs and the most they can resort to is more of a supervisor to the other women.

There is only one branch of military: the gayest of them all, the navy. Everyone is required to join. Initiation into manhood is set up like the current fraternity system, perhaps the gayest system currently known in modern society.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Raban on October 03, 2010, 06:32:06 PM: Sounds like The Bore.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 03, 2010, 06:47:05 PM: demiocracy: paypal $10 to get things done

could work.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 03, 2010, 06:49:12 PM: [youtube=560,345]bfQ3IH-TWVI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: bork on October 03, 2010, 07:00:08 PM: [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjWyCzcfeS0[/youtube]

:P
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 03, 2010, 07:08:16 PM: [youtube=560,345]AIrcjgj1rRE[/youtube]
Wolfpac > *
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 03, 2010, 07:11:26 PM: Reminds me of when I was twelve.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 03, 2010, 07:20:41 PM: the world was much simpler then. shit was solved by wrestling.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 03, 2010, 09:22:27 PM: I want an Old World Order where the British rule everyone and cravats are cool again.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2010, 10:21:18 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 03, 2010, 06:49:12 PM
[youtube=560,345]bfQ3IH-TWVI[/youtube]
:lol
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 03, 2010, 10:28:23 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 03, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
I want an Old World Order where the British rule everyone and cravats are cool again.

They were never cool.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 03, 2010, 10:39:37 PM: Shut up Joe, or us British Imperialists will arrest you for being gay like we did that Wilde fellow.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 03, 2010, 10:47:48 PM: the british didn't rule everything mayne
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 03, 2010, 10:49:02 PM: ya, just the important places.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Brehvolution on October 04, 2010, 09:13:19 AM: Here is the theme music for the movement:
[youtube=560,345]wB-H7uxYGYc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 04, 2010, 09:23:19 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 03, 2010, 06:49:12 PM
[youtube=560,345]bfQ3IH-TWVI[/youtube]

sigh why can't wrestling be this awesome any more.

Might as well turn this thread into wrestling vids.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvsRKmZWH0[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydZDLLtp8Y[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iK7vRYeY3U[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPhPV2DXJ5A[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdW2v2BBSwc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 04, 2010, 09:51:54 AM: Quote from: Stoney Mason on October 04, 2010, 09:23:19 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdW2v2BBSwc[/youtube]

:lol
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Bloodwake on October 04, 2010, 06:35:03 PM: Just what the Bore needs:

WRASSLIN
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 04, 2010, 06:38:25 PM: Quote from: Stoney Mason on October 04, 2010, 09:23:19 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdW2v2BBSwc[/youtube]
In my wrestlmocracy this is the way in which old people will be euthanised.
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 04, 2010, 07:19:36 PM: [youtube=560,345]H04XhV5_KSI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 04, 2010, 09:08:03 PM: [youtube=560,345]Fwgbrppsm3o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 04, 2010, 10:23:10 PM: Quote from: Green Man on October 04, 2010, 08:15:52 PM
My mom got to get in the ring with Hogan when he was younger. She should still have a headband he gave her somewhere around here.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUmyKGNlLOg[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQMoAOgTYME[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVa-itXu6vU[/youtube]

And then the big reveal...
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDVGJUgXI88[/youtube]

They need to release a collection of all the Attitude Era episodes and PPVs.

Did she keep the child he gave her as well?
Title: Re: Let's create a New World Order
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 07, 2010, 12:30:30 AM: Quote from: Green Man on October 04, 2010, 08:15:52 PM
They need to release a collection of all the Attitude Era episodes and PPVs.

The Rock was so amazing. Just a great satire character but who was actually in on the joke.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8oM_5W2Tg[/youtube]