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Title: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2010, 01:52:18 PM: I was talking with my cousin earlier and apparently her female friend has a boyfriend that dabs. She found out (and subsequently told my cousin, of course) due to the boyfriend pulling his dick out and being all macho saying "Suck my dick". When she went up to the penis she saw that there was a little piece of tissue stuck to the end (this story was originally a joke, we all laughed). He got all pissed and said "Buy some better toilet paper then, bitch!" :lol

But it brought up the discussion "Dabbing ones penis, yes or no?" I openly stated that I shake ma' shit and they all laughed and agreed that dabbing ones penis is seemingly a little feminine. I understand the hygienic reasons, shaking doesn't completely rid yourself of the drip drip, its still there but damn man.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 01:55:19 PM: Only homos dab. Although, shake it more than twice and you're playing with it. But that's okay too.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 11, 2010, 02:05:17 PM: The pee stain on the crotch of the pants is a sign of masculine virility.

Dry crotch is for teh gays.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Raban on October 11, 2010, 02:08:07 PM: I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee >:(
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2010, 02:08:57 PM: I spin it like a helicopter
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Post by: Stoney Mason on October 11, 2010, 02:09:11 PM: Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee >:(

Pheremones. Ladies love it!
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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2010, 02:11:30 PM: [youtube=560,345]_qKcd6IbC5c[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKcd6IbC5c&feature=related

"Do you dab? I dab!"
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:14:38 PM: Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee >:(
That's what the shake is for. Jeez. You don't just put it back in your underwear and piss yourself.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Vizzys on October 11, 2010, 02:15:51 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:11:30 PM

"Do you dab? I dab!"

this is exactly what i thought of when i read this topic title
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Robo on October 11, 2010, 02:17:22 PM: I am an important and busy man; I don't have time for this fruity dabbing nonsense.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2010, 02:17:43 PM: Quote from: Viz on October 11, 2010, 02:15:51 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:11:30 PM

"Do you dab? I dab!"

this is exactly what i thought of when i read this topic title

"Maybe we should put more water on it! That way it'll look like you splashed it washing your hands!"

:rofl
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Raban on October 11, 2010, 02:19:10 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee >:(
That's what the shake is for. Jeez. You don't just put it back in your underwear and piss yourself.

I shake! It's never enough. Another con of having foreskin.

Quote from: Stoney Mason on October 11, 2010, 02:09:11 PM
Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee >:(

Pheremones. Ladies love it!

:lol this doesn't make sense
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:20:08 PM: I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2010, 02:20:56 PM: No. If anything I punch the head and be done with it.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2010, 02:21:02 PM: If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Raban on October 11, 2010, 02:22:11 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2010, 02:23:26 PM: Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:24:01 PM: i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin
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Post by: Himu on October 11, 2010, 02:27:57 PM: I AM NOT WHIPPED
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Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:29:41 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2010, 02:21:02 PM
If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey
:bow BT :bow2

Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.
I have more problems with the slower streams. The violent ones like jettison all my piss out so it doesn't drip after.

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin
Respect lost, homeboy.

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:23:26 PM
Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.
stop licking her cooter then. bitch made punk

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Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Beezy on October 11, 2010, 02:31:02 PM: Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
I'd rather keep dabbing and be a homo instead of not dab and have boxers that smell of stale pee >:(
That's what the shake is for. Jeez. You don't just put it back in your underwear and piss yourself.

I shake! It's never enough. Another con of having foreskin.
...pull it back

I'm a recent dabber.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:41:14 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:29:41 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2010, 02:21:02 PM
If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey
:bow BT :bow2

Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.
I have more problems with the slower streams. The violent ones like jettison all my piss out so it doesn't drip after.

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin
Respect lost, homeboy.

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:23:26 PM
Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.
stop licking her cooter then. bitch made punk

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hey, the piss has to run a marathon through this hog of mine. so some of it gets tired!
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:42:21 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:27:57 PM
I AM NOT WHIPPED

we gonna need some pictoral proof of this. bend her over a piece of select ikea furniture, plow her starfish, throw the horns for the camera and make her call you mupepe
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Post by: demi on October 11, 2010, 02:42:31 PM: even gays i know dont dab. what the fuck? :lol
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:43:15 PM: :(
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM: I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 03:04:10 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:41:14 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:29:41 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2010, 02:21:02 PM
If a girl can get down with a slightly musty dick, then she could be ma' wifey
:bow BT :bow2

Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
I'm uncut too and I'm not pissing myself, homie.

I'm not pissing myself, but I'm just saying, shakes aren't enough. I don't always dab, only after really violent streams.
I have more problems with the slower streams. The violent ones like jettison all my piss out so it doesn't drip after.

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
i occasionally dab if the sumbitch won't stop drippin
Respect lost, homeboy.

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:23:26 PM
Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.
stop licking her cooter then. bitch made punk

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hey, the piss has to run a marathon through this hog of mine. so some of it gets tired!
Tie a knot in it and call it a day. That's what a man does!
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2010, 03:10:35 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on October 11, 2010, 01:59:10 PM
I dab and shake more than twice, I'm a clean freak dammit!

Yep. Nothing worse than having a few drips run down your leg after have zipped back up.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2010, 03:19:34 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on October 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

Pee in her butt, like a man.
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Post by: muckhole on October 11, 2010, 03:22:31 PM: I shake like a wet dog. Cover your toothbrushes!
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Post by: Diunx on October 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM: I shake this motherfucker.
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Post by: Tieno on October 11, 2010, 03:27:55 PM: Dab, merely shaking is nasty.
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Post by: demi on October 11, 2010, 03:28:37 PM: i slap it on the bathroom sink because it makes a healthy thud
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2010, 03:32:11 PM: squeeze it out like a toothpaste tube and a shake to knock it off

then i give myself a thumbs up in the mirror because that's the way fonzie would do it
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Post by: Raban on October 11, 2010, 03:45:23 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 11, 2010, 03:19:34 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on October 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

Pee in her butt, like a man.

Oh man, this reminds me of something me and my friends used to say in High School all the time. Any time we'd see a hot chick we'd say "I'd pee in her butt."
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Post by: cool breeze on October 11, 2010, 03:54:32 PM: If I'm in a location that has toilet paper, I dab. If there is no TP within reach, I do a spinning bird kick.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 11, 2010, 03:55:59 PM: Quote from: startselect on October 11, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 11, 2010, 03:19:34 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on October 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

Pee in her butt, like a man.

Oh man, this reminds me of something me and my friends used to say in High School all the time. Any time we'd see a hot chick we'd say "I'd pee in her butt."
I think it's something almost everyone and their friends said :lol

I just went pee btw. Shook til it was bone dry.
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Post by: MCD on October 11, 2010, 03:56:14 PM: I take a shower after every piss.
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Post by: Beezy on October 11, 2010, 04:44:26 PM: Quote from: Linkzg on October 11, 2010, 03:54:32 PM
If I'm in a location that has toilet paper, I dab. If there is no TP within reach, I do a spinning bird kick.
:lol
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2010, 05:21:04 PM: I use a handheld vacuum.
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Post by: Purple Filth on October 11, 2010, 05:41:41 PM: shake
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 11, 2010, 06:00:18 PM: Quote from: Linkzg on October 11, 2010, 03:54:32 PM
If I'm in a location that has toilet paper, I dab. If there is no TP within reach, I do a spinning bird kick.

Great post. You are awesome.
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Post by: drew on October 11, 2010, 06:13:37 PM: i squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste
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Post by: Bloodwake on October 11, 2010, 06:30:12 PM: Toothpaste tube. I only dab if I know I'm getting blown in like two seconds.
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Post by: Rman on October 11, 2010, 06:56:22 PM: Dab at home. Shake everywhere else.
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Post by: Bildi on October 11, 2010, 10:47:58 PM: I squeeze and dab. Often more than once.

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 11, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
I only dab if I go pee pee before sex.

So you don't get pee pee in her smoo smoo?
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Post by: Himu on October 12, 2010, 12:33:55 AM: Squeezing like toothepaste after you cum is awesome
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Post by: lennedsay on October 12, 2010, 01:54:36 AM: Of course dabs. :-[ Spousey shakes though.
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Post by: chronovore on October 12, 2010, 02:12:35 AM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 11, 2010, 02:23:26 PM
Let's talk about women who refuse to suck dick even though you lick her cooter for 30 minutes.

That would be one lonely ass girl, after that particularly revealing date.
Title: Re: Stand and be counted: Who dabs their peepee with toilet paper after pissing?
Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2010, 10:07:19 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on October 12, 2010, 01:54:36 AM
Of course dabs. :-[ Spousey shakes though.
Because he's a man's man.
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Post by: lennedsay on October 12, 2010, 12:32:08 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 12, 2010, 10:07:19 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on October 12, 2010, 01:54:36 AM
Of course dabs. :-[ Spousey shakes though.
Because he's a man's man.

He really is. He's my husband. The girliest thing that goes on in the house is petting/snuggling the dogs.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2010, 12:49:34 PM: There's so much I can learn from him. Fuck.
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Post by: Tieno on October 12, 2010, 01:06:17 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on October 12, 2010, 01:54:36 AM
Of course dabs. :-[ Spousey shakes though.
Doesn't matter because of

disgusting :yuck
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Post by: lennedsay on October 12, 2010, 03:07:03 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on October 12, 2010, 12:49:34 PM
There's so much I can learn from him. Fuck.

My house smells like a brewery and dog farts. :(

:bow Man

Vagina :yuck
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Post by: Mupepe on October 12, 2010, 03:15:18 PM: Vagina most definitely still has a place in the world

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Post by: T-Short on October 13, 2010, 01:59:10 PM: dabber
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 13, 2010, 06:46:13 PM: I dab at home but not when I'm out. :pimp
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Post by: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 07:13:16 PM: My husband just said, "I shake the shit out of it." Sounded like he really enjoyed it too, like he can't wait to go pee again. :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2010, 07:34:46 PM: It's the only time I can play with my wiener in public and I'm not looked at funny. Best parts of my day.
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Post by: lennedsay on October 13, 2010, 07:47:31 PM: He said at the hockey game, they had an ad over one of the urinals with a chick with huge tits, and he's in there completely belligerent asking if he's supposed to take a piss or jerk off, because he might do both. He said he got applause a few times for that outburst and several other similar outbursts. Thank god I drove. :lol
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Post by: Mupepe on October 13, 2010, 07:50:24 PM: :rofl :rofl