Jacked up a car to change a tire on unlevel ground and it fell off the jack and nearly crushed my leg. Still gives me chills thinking about it.Where's the grimace-of-horror emoticon? That's some scary crap!
In high school, when I was trying to approach girls I was interested in for the first time, I had narrowed it down to two girls that I really liked. On St. Valentines Day I brought two roses to school, brought one to my algebra class, gave it to the girl who was completely thrilled to get a rose, and then I casually mentioned that I was going to give one to another girl later on.
I casually lit a bonfire with a lighter after being doused with gasoline. A lighter.:o
In the blink of an eye, I realized my mistake and dove backwards away from the flash. I was wearing shorts so I got 2nd degree burns on the front of my legs. My eye brows were singed. If I didn't have a hat on I would have lost some hair. At first I thought I was ok, but in the following 20 minutes the skin on my legs started to sag. It looked like I was a leper. Went to the hospital and got bandaged up and was back at the party within an hour. 2 days later, I couldn't even walk my legs hurt so bad when there was weight on them. It was a chore walking, even with crutches.
It took 3 months for the skin to lose the scabs and another 6 month for the hair on my legs to normalize. Mind you, I still had hair on the back of my legs the whole time. It's been almost 3 years now and you wouldn't even know anything ever happened to my legs. :rock
tl;dtr gasoline will ruin you.
The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs. I forgot to get my sausage links :(
Jacked up a car to change a tire on unlevel ground and it fell off the jack and nearly crushed my leg. Still gives me chills thinking about it.
The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs. I forgot to get my sausage links :(
:fbm
Had sex with a crazy chick and was careless and got her pregnant. Did that twice.
Well, happens to the best of us sometim-QuoteThe other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs. I forgot to get my sausage links :(
Real fucking careless, buddy. >:(
I casually lit a bonfire with a lighter after being doused with gasoline. A lighter.:o
In the blink of an eye, I realized my mistake and dove backwards away from the flash. I was wearing shorts so I got 2nd degree burns on the front of my legs. My eye brows were singed. If I didn't have a hat on I would have lost some hair. At first I thought I was ok, but in the following 20 minutes the skin on my legs started to sag. It looked like I was a leper. Went to the hospital and got bandaged up and was back at the party within an hour. 2 days later, I couldn't even walk my legs hurt so bad when there was weight on them. It was a chore walking, even with crutches.
It took 3 months for the skin to lose the scabs and another 6 month for the hair on my legs to normalize. Mind you, I still had hair on the back of my legs the whole time. It's been almost 3 years now and you wouldn't even know anything ever happened to my legs. :rock
tl;dtr gasoline will ruin you.
Had sex with a crazy chick and was careless and got her pregnant. Did that twice.
The other day I went to Rudy's bbq and ordered brisket, sausage and baby back ribs. I forgot to get my sausage links :(
I find it super hilarious that you walked away from $200. Sorry.
i frequently forget to set my car in park before getting out, and sometimes i forget to turn off the engine. :fbm
I used to lock my keys in the car all the time, like once every couple weeks, and every single time I've done it, I've left the keys in the ignition and the engine running. :duhthe best thing ever about the C6 Corvette is that if you leave the keys in the car, it'll just unlock itself after about a minute so you can just go back and grab them. <3 Keyless ignitions <3
Doesn't happen any more now that I have remote locking. I did just walk away from my car while it was still running a few days ago, though. I am a shell of a human being in the morning.
Unless you accidentally leave your keys in your car when visiting a black neighborhood.Why the fuck would I visit a black neighborhood?
i frequently forget to set my car in park before getting out, and sometimes i forget to turn off the engine. :fbm
Most absentmindedly dumb thing you've ever done.
I was in a Target parking lot and was trying to run in to grab Fifa World Cup 02 on GC
Hmmm,
When I was a kid, I once took a whole roll of those ribbon caps, not the ones in a plastic circle, the ones on a paper roll.
Anyways, i took the whole roll, stood it straight up and hit it with a hammer.
All I remember is a white flash and not being able to hear anything.
When I was a Teenager, we decided to tape like 20 bottle rockets together and tie their fuses together and lead it to one long one. So we get it all setup, light the fuse, run away and wait. I guess the weight was too much for the power of the gunpowder so they just exploded. It was pretty fucking insane.