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Title: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Wrath2X on November 15, 2010, 10:44:44 AM: Hello there fellow boreans, was feeling especially manly today so I decided we should have a thread where we discuss all that is man.

I didn't sleep cause sleeping is for pansies, did a 100 push ups, sit ups and crunches. Was smoking cigars all night outside with my 47 year old native american sidekick. Groomed my beard and shaved my balls and shaft, watched First Blood. And ate me some steak for breakfast.

What manly escapades have you been up to, my manly brethren?
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 11:57:07 AM: i had sex with my wife
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Post by: Diunx on November 15, 2010, 12:04:14 PM: I'm pretty sure we had a thread like this last year.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 12:06:08 PM: yeah and it slinked off into the abyss because this forum is mostly full of nancy nerds and we like it that way.

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except Zero Hero. Dude's totally manly.
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Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 12:26:03 PM: Quote from: Kosma on November 15, 2010, 12:24:12 PM
I had sex with someone's girlfriend
Poor BrandNew

But we all knew he was never going to.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Brehvolution on November 15, 2010, 12:32:37 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 12:06:08 PM
yeah and it slinked off into the abyss because this forum is mostly full of nancy nerds and we like it that way.

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except Zero Hero. Dude's totally manly.
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:bow I learned it from watching you!
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 15, 2010, 12:37:11 PM: I'm wearing a scarf indoors.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 15, 2010, 12:37:52 PM: It's a cashmere scarf.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2010, 12:51:51 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 11:57:07 AM
i had sex with my wife

first post :rofl
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 01:01:20 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on November 15, 2010, 12:32:37 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 12:06:08 PM
yeah and it slinked off into the abyss because this forum is mostly full of nancy nerds and we like it that way.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
except Zero Hero. Dude's totally manly.
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:bow I learned it from watching you!

:bow Zero Hero and I :bow2
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 15, 2010, 01:04:38 PM: Heh heh, making fun of hipsters manly.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Bacchus7 on November 15, 2010, 01:11:10 PM: I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night 'cause I was too tired. I started to fall asleep, and she started messing around on her computer and then phone. After I woke up 'cause of the lighting changes in the dark room, I told her I'd just sleep on the couch in the other room. She put her phone away, and we fell asleep eventually. Early the next morning I grumpily put all my clothes on and gave her a hurried kiss goodbye.

I wish that's not what actually happened, but it was; I definitely feel like I belong in "The MAN Thread: EB Edition".
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Robo on November 15, 2010, 01:13:05 PM: Over the weekend, I vacuumed, dusted the furniture, bought curtains for the bedroom, ate some icecream, and later today am going clothes shopping.

Being a man. :rock
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 01:26:04 PM: Quote from: Bacchus7 on November 15, 2010, 01:11:10 PM
I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night 'cause I was too tired. I started to fall asleep, and she started messing around on her computer and then phone. After I woke up 'cause of the lighting changes in the dark room, I told her I'd just sleep on the couch in the other room. She put her phone away, and we fell asleep eventually. Early the next morning I grumpily put all my clothes on and gave her a hurried kiss goodbye.

I wish that's not what actually happened, but it was; I definitely feel like I belong in "The MAN Thread: EB Edition".
what the...

I got ass in the morning and then she woke me up for ass last night before she went to bed. gtfo, take care of your business and come back after you fuck her into submission.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: tehjaybo on November 15, 2010, 01:37:21 PM: tl;dr

7.5
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Bacchus7 on November 15, 2010, 02:03:17 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 01:26:04 PM
Quote from: Bacchus7 on November 15, 2010, 01:11:10 PM
I didn't have sex with my girlfriend last night 'cause I was too tired. I started to fall asleep, and she started messing around on her computer and then phone. After I woke up 'cause of the lighting changes in the dark room, I told her I'd just sleep on the couch in the other room. She put her phone away, and we fell asleep eventually. Early the next morning I grumpily put all my clothes on and gave her a hurried kiss goodbye.

I wish that's not what actually happened, but it was; I definitely feel like I belong in "The MAN Thread: EB Edition".
what the...

I got ass in the morning and then she woke me up for ass last night before she went to bed. gtfo, take care of your business and come back after you fuck her into submission.

I got ass that morning too, but the whole day was just one big broxycontin comedown.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Brehvolution on November 15, 2010, 03:21:32 PM: I have to pee first. :-[
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 04:13:49 PM: I have to wake up and pee like twice a night. Once usually around 3 or so and then again around 6 or 7. Fucking bullshit.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 15, 2010, 05:42:47 PM: I too had sex with my wife.

Twice.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Bloodwake on November 15, 2010, 05:48:27 PM: Being a man = not having to post about being a man.

:smug
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 16, 2010, 12:53:03 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 15, 2010, 04:13:49 PM
I have to wake up and pee like twice a night. Once usually around 3 or so and then again around 6 or 7. Fucking bullshit.

Sounds like you're preggerz.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 16, 2010, 01:12:44 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on November 15, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
Being a man = not having to post about being a man.

:smug

Actually,

Being a man = not bleeding out of your genitals on a monthly basis.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Bacchus7 on November 16, 2010, 01:14:51 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on November 16, 2010, 01:12:44 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 15, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
Being a man = not having to post about being a man.

:smug

Actually,

Being a man = not bleeding out of your genitals on a monthly basis.

Yeah, Bloodwake.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: chronovore on November 16, 2010, 03:31:43 PM: I'm paying my mortgage. :rock
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:'(
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Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: tehjaybo on November 16, 2010, 04:08:15 PM: I have only seen one penis length so far, what the hell is this thread supposed to be about.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2010, 04:44:35 PM: Demi, replace the second "m" in the title with a "pl", thanks.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: demi on November 16, 2010, 06:04:54 PM: My penis is only slightly longer than a Wiimote erect. Not the wow people will expect, but I am satisfied with it.

Is this the right thread?

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I used my own Wiimote to compare
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Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Groogrux on November 16, 2010, 07:30:43 PM: Quote from: demi on November 16, 2010, 06:04:54 PM
My penis is only slightly longer than a Wiimote erect. Not the wow people will expect, but I am satisfied with it.

Is this the right thread?

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I used my own Wiimote to compare
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Then you rescued Peach from the castle. But the Wiimote stayed on the table.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: demi on November 16, 2010, 07:33:35 PM: I'm more of a Wario kind of guy
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Groogrux on November 16, 2010, 07:42:17 PM: I worked all night, went to the gym at 3am and stayed there till 4:30. Went home and got my wife out of bed. Took a cat nap. Got up with my son and fixed him bacon and eggs. Started watching Doctor Who but fell asleep. Woke up to fix my kid lunch and watch more Doctor Who. Went back to sleep on the couch and just woke up again.

(http://www.cottagelife.com/multimedia/Shopping/Gifts/magnet_frypan_sm.jpg) + (http://www.strengthtrainingendeavors.com/images/0610_poster_200x200.jpg) + (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/05/doctor_who2.jpg) + (http://www.brainskills.co.uk/images/36312.jpg) = (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc4/object2/762/33/n2398807035_9098.jpg)
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: Groogrux on November 16, 2010, 07:43:21 PM: Quote from: demi on November 16, 2010, 07:33:35 PM
I'm more of a Wario kind of guy

I was going to say Mario or Luigi at first, but though neither of them really fit the profile.
Title: Re: The MAN thread of penis measuring Manliness!
Post by: tehjaybo on November 17, 2010, 06:56:33 AM: Quote from: andrwfields on November 16, 2010, 07:42:17 PM
I worked all night, went to the gym at 3am and stayed there till 4:30. Went home and got my wife out of bed. Took a cat nap. Got up with my son and fixed him bacon and eggs. Started watching Doctor Who but fell asleep. Woke up to fix my kid lunch and watch more Doctor Who. Went back to sleep on the couch and just woke up again.

(http://www.cottagelife.com/multimedia/Shopping/Gifts/magnet_frypan_sm.jpg) + (http://www.strengthtrainingendeavors.com/images/0610_poster_200x200.jpg) + (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/05/doctor_who2.jpg) + (http://www.brainskills.co.uk/images/36312.jpg) = (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc4/object2/762/33/n2398807035_9098.jpg)

:bow andrwfields :bow2