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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 19, 2010, 12:11:45 PM

Title: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 19, 2010, 12:11:45 PM
since federman can't be bothered to pay attention to his own damned forum and has therefore murdered us all in the digital realm, i have a list of demands that must be met. this internet genocide will not stand.

1. $600 price chopper gift card each month for the next nine years

2. cock pics from the following members: mupepe, jarosh, himuro, genghis cohen, patel and tauntaun

3. bring back tvc15 and malek

4. ban cheebs

5. regular forum counseling to assist in overcoming the psychological lie that is heterosexuality

Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: cool breeze on November 19, 2010, 12:25:22 PM
was your black son slapped by a white teacher?
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 19, 2010, 12:28:30 PM
today we are all black children slapped by willco
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 19, 2010, 12:32:06 PM
6.  24 hour on demand taco bell
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2010, 12:32:16 PM
Also, that's a pretty lacking list of demands.

Seriously. No annual trip to Disney Land? You're really letting him off light there.
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Reb on November 19, 2010, 12:41:37 PM
Personal audience with Seth Rogan.
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2010, 12:44:45 PM
A true heterosexual man's list of demands would probably include Scarlett Johanasson, Halle Berry, Monica Belluci, Chamber of Secrets era Emma Watson, and large quantities of the finest scotch. Leper this filth
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 19, 2010, 12:48:59 PM
7.  Free weaves 4 life
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2010, 12:50:57 PM
check your Facebook wall for my cock pic
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Raban on November 19, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40

Thread title change. Now.
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Himu on November 19, 2010, 01:03:59 PM
6.  24 hour on demand taco bell

this man knows how to make demands
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 19, 2010, 01:06:12 PM
stupid work interrupted my fugue of entitlement
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: cool breeze on November 19, 2010, 01:15:14 PM
wilco is an audacious jewish bitch with balls?
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Brehvolution on November 19, 2010, 01:43:27 PM
Today I'm black and have already been accosted?

Damn, blacks have it rougher than I thought.
Title: Re: my list of demands
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 19, 2010, 02:05:36 PM
8. Three (3) cans of Four Loko per day
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: ManaByte on November 19, 2010, 02:13:49 PM
My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 19, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
9.  The public execution of the White Supremists who forgot to send out my paycheck again, AGAIN
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 19, 2010, 04:53:41 PM
9.  The public execution of the White Supremists who forgot to send out my paycheck again, AGAIN

:(

10. vengeance.
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: demi on November 19, 2010, 05:28:03 PM
I'll do all of that for $10 paypal
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Diunx on November 19, 2010, 05:41:23 PM
11. No more trowing up in movies, Get him to the Greek was enough Wilco vomit for a lifetime.
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
COME BACK TO US, FAT JEW!
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 19, 2010, 06:18:40 PM
I feel like my very soul and innocence has been slapped. Or at least gently caressed. :-*
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: muckhole on November 20, 2010, 10:07:23 AM
And geoducks. Don't forget the geoducks!
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on November 20, 2010, 11:08:00 AM
Drinky... :rofl
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: chronovore on November 20, 2010, 09:04:10 PM
COME BACK TO US, FAT JEW!

:rofl

"Shaaaaaaane~!"
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 20, 2010, 10:42:21 PM
COME BACK TO US, FAT JEW!

Too bad, I mean look at the tail he's pulling down now:

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/11/17/alg_chaz_bono.jpg) (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/11/16/2010-11-16_chaz_bono_attends_mom_chers_burlesque_premiere_with_longtime_girlfriend_jennifer.html)
Title: Re: My Forum Troll Van Cruncheon Was Slapped By A Jewish Screenwriter - Page 9 of 40
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 20, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
I was wondering where malek was. I figured he killed himself finally.

edit: Rumor has it Jarosh has some atypical dimensions to his member. I'd like to see that too.