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Title: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2010, 03:43:04 PM: This past Monday.

GOODBYE JIZZ MOPPING HELLO UNEMPLOYMENT

NO LONGER SHALL I FEEL THE ICK OF A TRASHCAN COMPLETELY FULL OF URINE

NO LONGER SHALL I SMELL THE BUSTED CONTAINERS OF AMYL NITRATE

NO LONGER SHALL I HEAR THE HORRORS OF A 67 YEAR OLD DECREPIT WOMAN GETTING GANGBANGED BY 4 MEN OLDER THAN SHE IS

NO LONGER SHALL I SWEEP SHIT COVERED CONDOMS

NO LONGER SHALL I DEAL WITH THE HORSESHIT OF WORKING FOR **** *****

SWEET GAWD ALMIGHTY FREE AT LAST
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2010, 04:02:03 PM: TERRIBLE IDEA

THERE IS A REASON WHY ONE HAS TO BE RAPE PROOF TO WORK AT A PORN STORE
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: D3RANG3D on November 21, 2010, 04:14:07 PM: When are you and the rest of the Kentucky bore going to be on the cruncheons podcast?
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2010, 04:22:10 PM: I dunno, hopefully soon.

*makes lover eyes at prole*
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2010, 04:39:03 PM: The minute I feel better from my cold, I'm gonna take a hit of paper and get on skype for the entire twelve hour duration. Whoever else wants to join, can.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 21, 2010, 04:43:39 PM: I demand that you have a tell-all segment on a future Cruncheons podcast. It seemed like on the last guest spot that you were hiding a few things.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2010, 04:52:15 PM: Yep. I feared for my job, even my own personal safety. I now no longer care if I live or die. I would sooner steal cars or run shine than go back to that job. I am a man of liberty. Anything that threatens that liberty now finds out how sharp that switchblade in my pocket really is, Triad or not.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: drew on November 21, 2010, 04:55:06 PM: and you guys say ive lost it?!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2010, 05:25:26 PM: damn we DO need to get the kentuckybore on the podcast
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Himu on November 21, 2010, 05:27:05 PM: T234, what happen about the lawsuit or whatever?
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Boogie on November 21, 2010, 05:29:26 PM: Quote from: drew on November 21, 2010, 04:55:06 PM
and you guys say ive lost it?!

It's not a "one or the other" thing, drew.
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Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2010, 05:36:22 PM: We definitely need the tell-all episode.

Congratulations on the utter destruction of the shop. Now, before anything else, please explain what "rape proof" is.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM: Drew, I ain't lost nothing.

VC, name the time and date.

Lawsuit failed, I get unemployment next week.

OH SHIT THE LAW JUST SHOWED UP

Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2010, 05:58:31 PM: Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM
Drew, I ain't lost nothing.

VC, name the time and date.

Lawsuit failed, I get unemployment next week.

OH SHIT THE LAW JUST SHOWED UP

Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.

aight, i'll talk to kevin/robert. hopefully, the week after next. TALES FROM THE TUCK continues!
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Boogie on November 21, 2010, 06:03:06 PM: Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM

Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.

Ya, I thought that would be self-explanatory.
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Post by: Bloodwake on November 21, 2010, 06:07:43 PM: Ooh, Kentucky Cruncheons!!!!!

Even though I'm temporarily out of state, I may be able to participate.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 21, 2010, 06:10:52 PM: Sure, we'll have you guys back on shortly. We'll also have a special Middle Eastern friend as guest on an upcoming show.

DEATH OF A PORN SALESMAN ('s store)
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Post by: Robo on November 21, 2010, 09:10:49 PM: Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on November 21, 2010, 06:10:52 PM
We'll also have a special Middle Eastern friend as guest on an upcoming show.

:o
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 21, 2010, 09:14:32 PM: TERRORSODE
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: chronovore on November 21, 2010, 09:32:51 PM: Quote from: Boogie on November 21, 2010, 06:03:06 PM
Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM

Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.

Ya, I thought that would be self-explanatory.
I thought it might be some technical certification, like ISO-RAPEPROOF. "Hello potential employer! Here is my Rape Proof Certificate, you can see I re-upped last spring."

So it's just a matter of declaring, "no-one will rape me"? I know rape is a crime of violence, hatred, and power, not one of sexual passion. So rapists are commonly, like most bullies, looking for a victim. Essentially "rape proof" just means that you're declaring you think you're enough of a badass that most potential rapists would not consider you a victim, and those that would, you feel capable of fending against?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 21, 2010, 09:50:58 PM: Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM
OH SHIT THE LAW JUST SHOWED UP

I hope you hid the gasoline and matches!
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Bloodwake on November 22, 2010, 08:19:13 AM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 21, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM

Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.
Please oh god please put this in the news ticker.

Agreed.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2010, 09:36:11 AM: Jesus, my local porn store seems so tame when I'm in there buying screens or a new stem. NY must have different rules or something.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 22, 2010, 02:57:21 PM: Glad you got outta there, dude. You should look into fugitive recovery for your next career. You and me could get some shitty car from the 70's and be the baddest motherfuckers around.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 22, 2010, 03:02:19 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 21, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM

Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.
Please oh god please put this in the news ticker.

Looks like demi's ignored you, therefore murdering you in the digital realm.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2010, 05:39:16 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on November 22, 2010, 02:57:21 PM
Glad you got outta there, dude. You should look into fugitive recovery for your next career. You and me could get some shitty car from the 70's and be the baddest motherfuckers around.

:bow bounty huntin' :bow2

i had a dorm parent that did that for awhile, in fact, he LOOKED a lot like t234 -plus- he made his own corn whiskey

he was a badass mofo, told some great stories
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: tehjaybo on November 22, 2010, 06:07:34 PM: Well that settles it. Collect that "package" you told me about, it's time to go into business.
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2010, 07:06:26 PM: Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2010, 05:39:06 PM
Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.

:lol
Title: Re: The porn store is dead. I am fucking happy.
Post by: Groogrux on November 23, 2010, 05:30:51 AM: Dude, if you start running shine, I'm totally down to be customer #2 (I know Jaybo would beat me to it.)

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I'd probably customer #3, after we finally got you to stop consuming your own product...
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