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Title: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2010, 11:07:08 PM
"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"

"I was good at the beginning of my basketball career as a young girl"
"Remember when yo ig'nant self was on the 6th grade team and yo shorts fell down showin' yo panties?"
"That was the end of my basketball career"

"I had a breakout on the side of my stomach. I can't remember what is it called..."
"Herpes?"

"I like Obama, but I don't trust light skinned brothas"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 25, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
:yuck

Gumbo on potato salad?
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Barry Egan on November 25, 2010, 11:12:54 PM
 :yuck  :yuck :yuck

Most ig'nant shit I ever heard
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 25, 2010, 11:13:15 PM
:yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Boogie on November 25, 2010, 11:22:00 PM
"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap


White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 25, 2010, 11:24:35 PM
now this be some quality threadin

i can counter this with some choice overheards whilst i consumed bear meat

(bear sausage is fuck delicious, by the by) :drool

"welllllll, this is all part of obama's plan to turn government over to the coloreds"
"what, why would he do that?"
"what would you do if you were in power? you'd give all the good jobs to white people, right"
"yeah, hah hah! good point"
"yup, yup, in four more years we'll be the ones workin for the n*ggers. i voted for him because i thought he'd be better than that"

me, silently: "WAT"


oh, aaaaand

"oh, sharpe's rifles! man, i love that show. it's history, man, and the chicks have big titties just comin' right out of their tops"
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 25, 2010, 11:25:34 PM
"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap


White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

this, white people don't eat gumbo
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 25, 2010, 11:27:05 PM
we call it etouffe :supergay
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 25, 2010, 11:28:23 PM
gumbo sucks.

i always moan when my dad makes gumbo. it's soup with like a billion ingredients thrown in for "flavor".
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: demi on November 25, 2010, 11:28:31 PM
I didnt hear anything but one of the black guys at work had a bottle of hot sauce in his back pocket at the potluck we had.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 25, 2010, 11:29:43 PM
i brought some chili pepper sauce myself
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2010, 11:32:28 PM
If I was in power, I wouldn't give all the good government jobs to white people, I'd give them to the people that could afford to contribute to my campaign. Oh wait, that's the white people. :teehee
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 25, 2010, 11:32:52 PM
my family is awesome.  not one single stupid quote from anyone today :bow2

oh and I like gumbo
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Diunx on November 25, 2010, 11:47:18 PM
What the fuck is Gumbo?
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 25, 2010, 11:48:57 PM
"You gotta wonder if the CIA isn't over there stirring up shit in Korea."
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Robo on November 25, 2010, 11:50:18 PM
My sister's 3-year-old did not shut his gab for more than three minutes at a time for the entire evening, thankfully, so there wasn't much talkin' - just a lotta eatin'.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 25, 2010, 11:50:20 PM
What the fuck is Gumbo?

cajun cooking, southern usa staple

usually includes shrimp, sausage, soup like substance over rice.

(http://img4.myrecipes.com/i/recipes/cl/02/01/gumbo-cl-346735-l.jpg)

Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: lennedsay on November 25, 2010, 11:55:38 PM
"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap


White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

I second this motion.

PD, this shit is hilarious. :rofl the panties, the panties

My family talked a lot of shit about Palin and talked about how they'd vote for Bill Clinton again if they had the chance. Both my parents and his parents loved him. Nothing negative said about Obama though. Just how much they hated Palin and her dumb dancin' daughter.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Barry Egan on November 25, 2010, 11:56:58 PM
The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  :-\. Is this normal?
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2010, 11:58:01 PM
The person who mentioned the gumbo was from Texas, and I'd imagine lots of white people in the south eat gumbo. We had a long debate on the illogical nature of adding hot gumbo to cold potato salad.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: lennedsay on November 25, 2010, 11:58:04 PM
The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  :-\

I've never even had gumbo but that sounds wrong.

Not you're wrong, but whoever served that to you should be scolded.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 26, 2010, 12:00:57 AM
The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  :-\. Is this normal?

...no.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Groogrux on November 26, 2010, 12:01:50 AM
"I feel bad for looking at her ass, but cousin Kelly is really filling out nicely."

"Somebody bless this goddamn food so we can eat already!"

"Aunt Lisa wants to ask you something."
"Lisa's here?"
"Yeah, she's in the kitchen."
"Who the hell invited her?"

"Boy, I'm gonna beat you with a drumstick if you don't move from in front of the tv.  COME ON PATS!"
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 26, 2010, 12:01:54 AM
The person who mentioned the gumbo was from Texas, and I'd imagine lots of white people in the south eat gumbo. We had a long debate on the illogical nature of adding hot gumbo to cold potato salad.

I have never even heard of this, this person must be bs'in lol
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2010, 12:03:35 AM
Also, my uncle gave me some bootlegged DVDs

"here yall go, early Christmas present"
"thanks.."
"I looked through, pretty sure there aint no dirty movies in there heheh"

I looked through them a few minutes later and saw a bootleg copy of the Montana Fishburne sex tape  :lol
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Diunx on November 26, 2010, 12:04:27 AM
What the fuck is Gumbo?

cajun cooking, southern usa staple

usually includes shrimp, sausage, soup like substance over rice.

(http://img4.myrecipes.com/i/recipes/cl/02/01/gumbo-cl-346735-l.jpg)



We have a version of that, its called sancocho.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 26, 2010, 12:12:19 AM
Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Positive Touch on November 26, 2010, 12:18:50 AM
well fuck leftovers now i just want some gumbo
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Barry Egan on November 26, 2010, 12:21:03 AM
Gumbo I had was delicious hotdog chunks or no.  Whitey's missing out.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Akala on November 26, 2010, 12:22:04 AM
Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  :-X

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: lennedsay on November 26, 2010, 12:23:04 AM
 :yuck
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 26, 2010, 12:23:36 AM
okra is the vegetable equivalent of having jack nicholson throatfuck you
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: chronovore on November 26, 2010, 12:26:39 AM
The gumbo I had yesterday was served with hot dog chunks instead of sausage  :-\. Is this normal?
No. Andouille sausage or bust.

"Yall know what white people do? Put gumbo on they potato salad"


Gonna need a white person to confirm or deny the charge leveled in the first quote, asap


White people don't even know what gumbo is.

No, seriously.  I mean, I've heard of it and know it exists, but...

this, white people don't eat gumbo

Someone better get my complexion on the line, stat! I've been living a lie!
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 26, 2010, 12:30:02 AM
fried okra is good and not slimy, i can eat that shit like popcorm
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 26, 2010, 12:31:58 AM
Gumbo I had was delicious hotdog chunks or no.  Whitey's missing out.

Meh. Have it at least once a week and you'll get tired fast.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 26, 2010, 12:33:07 AM
Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  :-X

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

Wat
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Bocsius on November 26, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
"It can't be Thanksgiving, Detroit's winning." (First half)
"Who is that? Is that Kid Rock? I hate Kid Rock." (Halftime)
"It might be Thanksgiving after all." (Fourth Quarter)
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 26, 2010, 12:38:18 AM
Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  :-X

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

:wtf

at a loss here
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2010, 01:23:16 AM
Gumbo is stock, darkened roux, seafood, sausage, spices, and f'n OKRA

disgusting creole gumbo maybe. okra  :-X

I can confirm that many white people down here dump their potato salad in their gumbo. I try not to associate with them.

oh god.  :-\

I'll be adding this to stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 26, 2010, 01:45:10 AM
I've NEVER heard of potato salad in gumbo before. Google suggests it's not completely unknown but relatively uncommon. It also looks like it's much more a regional thing than a "white person" thing.

http://www.folo.us/2008/11/10/a-cultural-mystery-potato-salad-in-gumbo/
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/338990
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: lennedsay on November 26, 2010, 01:57:14 AM
So... Basically if you're from podunk Louisiana this may be an option? Stufflessthan1percentofwhitepeoplelike

I ate raccoon with black people once. Must mean all of them eat it at every meal.  ::)
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 26, 2010, 02:00:05 AM
I've eaten raccoon. :yuck Southern folks will eat anything,
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: lennedsay on November 26, 2010, 02:15:49 AM
"Yea we have this place down here, fixes up raccoon and all sorts of BBQ real nice. Makes this BBQ sauce here too!"

"Oh you can buy raccoon from them and they cook it? That's nice. Can't buy raccoon in the city!"

"Uhhhh well they cooked it.... Hahahahahababaaaasshhhhaashh, hababshGdbSgHhgggaadbb" aka hilarity

Found out later on they hunted it out for this occasion.  :-\
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2010, 02:22:54 AM
u mad? :smug

So glad there wasn't any religious debatin' this year, probably because my deacon uncle went to another Thanksgiving party. Thank jesus
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Akala on November 26, 2010, 07:24:50 AM
I've NEVER heard of potato salad in gumbo before. Google suggests it's not completely unknown but relatively uncommon. It also looks like it's much more a regional thing than a "white person" thing.

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/338990

Yep, that's where I live. 

Cajuns  :-\

Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2010, 01:03:42 PM
"It can't be Thanksgiving, Detroit's winning." (First half)
"Who is that? Is that Kid Rock? I hate Kid Rock." (Halftime)
"It might be Thanksgiving after all." (Fourth Quarter)
:'(

No one thought to turn the game on until the fourth quarter, so we didn't know the Lions were up until we saw the highlights after the game.

The Dallas/NO game was pretty fun to watch though, if only to shut up the family members from Texas who were laughing at us at the end of the Lions game  :lol
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 26, 2010, 05:08:51 PM
Cowboys, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory from the jaws of defeat :'(
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Brehvolution on November 27, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
*eating at the table*

"Daddy, did you hear my fart?"(5 y/o son)
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
*eating at the table*

"Daddy, did you hear my fart?"(5 y/o son)

best son ever
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 27, 2010, 09:55:31 PM
my daughter has been insisting that "psp" stands for POOP SMOOP POOP all freakin' day.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Himu on November 27, 2010, 11:48:12 PM
ahahahahhaa
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2010, 12:09:07 AM
my daughter has been insisting that "psp" stands for POOP SMOOP POOP all freakin' day.

Sony annihilated, even kids know the PSP is poop.
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Diunx on November 28, 2010, 12:26:50 AM
Prole's daughter has obviously not played 2010 game of the year Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker only available on the Sony PSP. :bow2
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2010, 12:30:43 AM
Prole's daughter has obviously not played 2010 game of the year Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker only available on the Sony PSP. :bow2

She made her comment after playing it. Then she called the PS3 "poop smoop à trois" after watching MGS4
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2010, 12:58:37 AM
u mad? :smug

So glad there wasn't any religious debatin' this year, probably because my deacon uncle went to another Thanksgiving party. Thank jesus

BOY YOU BETTA GET YO ASS TO JESUS
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2010, 01:30:08 AM
Oh god, you should hear it. Last time he came to a family dinner he went into an epic rant on Eddie Long, full of graphic sex talk and insults lmao

"the thing that angers me most about Eddie Long wasn't that he might be getting dookie on his thing with young boys - it's that he's using God's word to defend it! Aint nowhere in this book you gonna find that nonsense justified, it's an abomination."

I liked him more when he drank/smoke all the time and gave me James Bond books with all the pages with sex scenes marked so I could skip to them. He showed me Waterworld when I was a kid and gave me a high five during the nude scene. Now he's an insane religious conspiracy theorist type. :(
Title: Re: Things overheard on Thanksgiving thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2010, 01:58:48 AM
Give it time, he's probably just a few years away from calling random women sugartits and complaining about "them jews".