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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: ManaByte on November 30, 2010, 09:20:53 AM

Title: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: ManaByte on November 30, 2010, 09:20:53 AM
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2010-11-25-kinect-cant-do-a-good-lightsaber-game
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Mikhailov added: "I'm usually not very aggressive, but I will say it'll [Move's Star Wars game] be damn better than Kinect could ever do.

"There's no way Kinect can do a good lightsaber game. Just never. Unless they give you a stick. If they give you a stick then they can do OK, but then they're going to ruin their whole no controller motto.

"I've seen the demo but it's so scripted, and wasn't it like, faked?

"Technologically I find it hard how you can do a lightsaber, because there are so many ambiguities, and it's nearly impossible to track the angles of your wrists.

"I can sort of see them doing it, like hold your hands together and move like this [holds them out in front of his body], and then from the x, y, position and for the angle. If anyone's listening, you guys should try that. That would probably work all right."

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EeJCln5KYg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]



Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: demi on November 30, 2010, 09:23:19 AM
We saw how Kinect games play. It was a fake tech demo.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: MrSingh on November 30, 2010, 09:42:17 AM
Butthurt Sony engineer is butthurt.  :-\
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 30, 2010, 09:54:42 AM
*Guy shows cool lightsaber kinect hack with him clearly showing he's a stick (he even angles the mirror just for you mongoloids)*

SONYturd: "OMG TOTAL FAKE GUY SNEEKD IN STIK LIOORZ not MOOOOOVEV"

"..."

Leper Manabyte

Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: CHOW CHOW on November 30, 2010, 09:56:22 AM
..meanwhile Kinect sells 2.5 million (to consumers) in its first 25 days of release while Move is basically non-existent.  Nobody cares about that Wii clone, so it's no wonder they're so butthurt.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: ManaByte on November 30, 2010, 10:17:35 AM
Wouldn't there need to be 4.1 million PS3s used for gaming (not BluRay) for that to happen?
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: CHOW CHOW on November 30, 2010, 10:31:32 AM
..meanwhile Kinect sells 2.5 million (to consumers) in its first 25 days of release while Move is basically non-existent.  Nobody cares about that Wii clone, so it's no wonder they're so butthurt.

But then Move sells 4.1 million and suddenly everyone's got whipping cream all over their thighs. 

..those are shipped numbers, not sold to consumers like Kinect.  Massive difference.

Move = DOA.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: ManaByte on November 30, 2010, 10:33:04 AM
You can find stacks of PS3 move bundles in stores. It's hard to find a 360 with or without Kinect. Kinects also seem to vanish as soon as they arrive like Wiis used to.

*I won't buy Kinect since I only have about 4 feet in front of my TV.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: WrikaWrek on November 30, 2010, 10:38:36 AM
You can butt fuck yourself with move.

IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: maxy on November 30, 2010, 11:12:20 AM
I wonder where are they shipping all those units...eastern EU maybe
There is like zero move software in tracked EU (sony)lands,it could be PSP like situation though




Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 30, 2010, 11:29:03 AM
Dragging yallz kicking and screaming into a brave new world. Ha ha ha mwa ha.  Although the Move numbers are bullshit. Why do people let themselves be deluded.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 30, 2010, 12:04:20 PM
Back on target

A "use your glowing anal plug as a lightsaber" might work great for Move, but bundling in some molded lead-filled plastic POS lightsaber that kinect can properly pick up would be as or more appealing, even with their "no controller" mantra.

Neither of these will ever deliver a proper game experience, so not much point on arguing over who's the tallest midget.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 30, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
I'm probably picking up a Move this weekend.  I already have the camera.  Doubt I'll get the nunchuk part, I'll just use the sixaxis (the rumble-free one that came with the PS3), it's light enough not to be a bother.  Played a little Sports Champions with a friend the other day in Best Buy, that Frisbee golf (or whatever) game was pretty fun.  RUSE has Move support, might grab that when it hits $20. 
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2010, 12:24:27 PM
:bow OSCAR :bow2
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Brehvolution on November 30, 2010, 12:50:17 PM
:bow Eel

I'm looking to get Move after xmas with that sports game as I too have the camera. May as well put it to use.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 30, 2010, 12:52:41 PM
:bow Zero

we can be move buddies

Yeah, I got that camera (used, around $24 I think) for LBP level creation, before I realized what a giant pain in the ass it was trimming pictures to fit :lol

Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2010, 01:03:42 PM
Played a little Sports Champions with a friend the other day in Best Buy, that Frisbee golf (or whatever) game was pretty fun.  

Disc golf and bocce are a lot of fun with my friends. I don't think I'd ever play it on my own, but it's good for gatherings.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Brehvolution on November 30, 2010, 01:34:58 PM
Mr. Gundam, do you know if you can play bocce online MP?  That would be sweet.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 30, 2010, 01:41:49 PM
you could just post a pic of yourself eating a bowl of dicks instead
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Brehvolution on November 30, 2010, 01:42:27 PM
No thanks. Gonna be too busy playing games.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 30, 2010, 01:53:47 PM
i'll be in a better mood when i slip that glowing red bulb into my colon
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Third on November 30, 2010, 01:54:18 PM
Got bored by Move so fast. Bought two units and haven't touched it in weeks.
Wjo cares about Kinect. Never gong to buy it.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: pilonv1 on November 30, 2010, 06:58:06 PM
But then Move sells 4.1 million

Shipped :teehee
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: chronovore on December 01, 2010, 07:03:46 AM
You can butt fuck yourself with move.

IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING YOUR GIRLFRIEND WON'T

Fixed.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 01, 2010, 07:16:23 AM
*Guy shows cool lightsaber kinect hack with him clearly showing he's a stick (he even angles the mirror just for you mongoloids)*

SONYturd: "OMG TOTAL FAKE GUY SNEEKD IN STIK LIOORZ not MOOOOOVEV"

"..."

Leper Manabyte



Re-reading this thread it's unclear what Manabyte's intentions were in the OP, so if he was trolling the sony spokeman, my apologies.

Edit: WTF happened to Move - we're into the holiday season and I'm hearing nada from them.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: ManaByte on December 01, 2010, 09:08:27 AM
Move, like everything with the PS3, is me-too shit that no one wants.

I went into Best Buy yesterday and they had a stack of PS3 Move bundles that reached the top of the PC games shelf. And the GT5 bundle stack was almost as big. They had zero Kinect cameras and about ten 4gig 360 Kinect bundles (zero 250gig). Yet another third-place Christmas for the PS3.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2010, 09:22:16 AM
Move, like everything with the PS3, is me-too shit that no one wants.

(http://www.thatvideogameblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/avatar-body.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2543320239_c7c0467d77.jpg)

(http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/eyetoy-kinetic-screenshot-big.jpg)

(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID28759/images/xbox-360-kinect-jimmy-fallon-icarly.jpg)

More Manabyte hyperbole. Your allegiance to whatever you like is both disheartening and creepy.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Diunx on December 01, 2010, 10:00:42 AM
Who needs NPD when we have Mana's daily trips to best buy!
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: maxy on December 01, 2010, 10:54:35 AM
NPD sucks anyway

His observations go inline with Move shipped data for US
75% are bundles

 
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 04, 2010, 05:48:22 PM
picked up a MOVE wand today + a used copy of Sports Champions, gonna download some demos while it's charging
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 04, 2010, 08:54:49 PM
1.  This thing is incredibly accurate, I am genuinely impressed.  I've been trying to trick it and throw it off and I can't shake it no matter what.

2.  I'm taking Sports Champions back for store credit.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2010, 09:29:19 PM
Who needs NPD when we have Mana's daily trips to best buy!

I went to Wal Mart and Best Buy today with my cousin. Pretty much saw the same thing, although the Kinect wasn't sold out. Interesting the Wii was
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 04, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
2.  I'm taking Sports Champions back for store credit.

That bad? I guess at least you could get most if not all your money back.

not bad, just not for single players

at all

i can get all my $ back, bought it used at gamestop, 7-day guarantee :rock
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: ManaByte on December 04, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
Who needs NPD when we have Mana's daily trips to best buy!

I went to Wal Mart and Best Buy today with my cousin. Pretty much saw the same thing, although the Kinect wasn't sold out. Interesting the Wii was

MS restocked stores this week. The 250gig holiday bundles are back too.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 04, 2010, 09:35:12 PM
yeah, the move is not selling out at all around here, there were plenty everywhere i went today, both the bundles and the single wands - there were kinects in stock, too
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: ManaByte on December 04, 2010, 09:41:31 PM
Sony should pay Oprah to go nuts for Mooove like MS did with Kinect.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 05, 2010, 01:50:03 AM
Move is too much like the Wii for it to succeed. Better graphics, probably works better...but doesn't have a killer app like Wii Sports/Play, instead relying on cheap rip offs of those games.

Kinect is pretty lol worthy from what I've seen/read, but it stands on its own feet instead of piggybacking on the Wii.
Title: Re: Sony: Kinect Star Wars demo faked, only MOOVE can do lightsabers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 05, 2010, 02:28:16 AM
hardware = thumbs up

software = meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh better cram some wiiports in there quick