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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AdmiralViscen on December 02, 2010, 12:31:53 PM

Title: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 02, 2010, 12:31:53 PM
I had brought enough stuff to sleep and live here but not a plunger!

I left it in there all night and in the morning my megashit had disintegrated enough that I could flush it.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Mupepe on December 02, 2010, 12:33:28 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

I haven't clogged a toilet in years.  I don't know if I've been lucky in toilets the last few years or it's because I stopped eating fast food every day.  But it's been a long time.  Come to think of it, I don't own a plunger.  And didn't at my last place either.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Tauntaun on December 02, 2010, 12:42:37 PM
That's some manliness right thurr!   :tophat
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: The Sceneman on December 02, 2010, 09:27:33 PM
are you shittin us?
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2010, 09:36:37 PM
Manliest thread óf thé yeár.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: The Sceneman on December 02, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
what about that thread where Wrath talked about JO'ing onto his steak then eating it or something
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
That's gay cus he is eating cum, this is manly.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: The Sceneman on December 02, 2010, 10:03:03 PM
ain't nothing gay about eating cum, he probably didn't know what it was.

This is not manly.

taking big shits = getting your poop chute stretched

gay gay gay
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2010, 10:48:16 PM
Cum is the gayest substance in periodical table you can't argue against science dude.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 02, 2010, 11:02:49 PM
My butthole tightened up like a scared mouse as soon as the deed was done, fear not
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2010, 07:08:09 AM
Cum is the gayest substance in periodical table you can't argue against science dude.
:rofl
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: muckhole on December 06, 2010, 10:29:45 AM
When we first started dating, I used to always plug the toilet like clockwork when I'd have to go at the gf's place. I swear her toilet had the weakest flush. It wasn't a big place, so there was always a panicked attempt at "stealth-plunging".

Dunno if I was just holding it too long, or just nervously wiping too much.

Also in a pinch ( :teehee), apparently hot, hot water is a lifesaver if you don't have a plunger. Just start slowly pouring it into the bowl. Of course, if this is one of those tricky "stealth-plunging" situations, finding a way to get that much hot water from the sink to the toilet noiselessly and without asking for a pitcher is another can of worms.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
i clog my toilet with huge dumps regularly

it SUCKS
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2010, 10:39:26 AM
Our house has the Toto toilet from "Keeping Up with The Joneses," so it not only uses some kind of hurricane convection to whisk away anything unseemly, I think it obliterates all matter with freakin' lasers before it enters the public sewage system.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2010, 10:44:09 AM
i need that toilet!!!!
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: muckhole on December 06, 2010, 10:54:02 AM
Our house has the Toto toilet from "Keeping Up with The Joneses," so it not only uses some kind of hurricane convection to whisk away anything unseemly, I think it obliterates all matter with freakin' lasers before it enters the public sewage system.

 :o

Imagine what their bidet must be like. You'd be gleamin', but there'd be screamin'.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Raban on December 06, 2010, 01:16:26 PM
TOTY
:bow
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 06, 2010, 09:33:26 PM
I used to clog our toilet at least once a month. So I pressured my mom into getting a better one. Now when we flush the entire house kinda groans a bit as the toilet sucks everything and anything down into the depths of hell.
Title: Re: I moved into my new place yesterday and immediately clogged my toilet
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 06, 2010, 09:39:27 PM
We put a rear-flush toilet in the basement. That sucker has real power!