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Title: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:21:32 PM
???

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU[/youtube]

Paging Joe Molotov
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 02, 2010, 09:27:13 PM
I warned everyone about this game on The Borecast

For those who never listened, or who always fast forward through my parts of the show as I suspect a good 75% of listeners do, I present this summary of my experience:

"Precious minutes of my life I can't ever get back no matter how much begging I do on my deathbed."
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:28:00 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/67m8ap.jpg)
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
Downloading the demo as I type this.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:31:08 PM
I think everyone in this game is the default Poser 3D model
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/n50k82.jpg)

Eel, is she serious
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 02, 2010, 09:34:12 PM
replace "computer" with "bowels" and yes, she is very serious
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:41:17 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/120glf6.jpg)

really bad guitar Muzak plays and notes randomly appear on the fret and you click on them whenever you want, before they disappear

it is a music minigame without music, rhythm or any relationship between the music and the gameplay. I mean, even Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits got that much right
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Diunx on December 02, 2010, 09:51:33 PM
I clicked "try it" on the website and downloaded a file then installed that filed and instead of a demo I get some "game manager" bullshit with no option to download the demo only a go to our website! link smh.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2010, 10:17:46 PM
The rhythm minigame is in the "failboat" as the spunky lead character of Iron Roses might say.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 02, 2010, 10:39:28 PM
Man, I wish this game had achievements so everyone would know how much I own at this game. I would 100% it, no contest.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 02, 2010, 10:51:44 PM
i couldn't even figure out how to get the protagonist out of her apartment
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Positive Touch on December 02, 2010, 11:04:52 PM
anyone find a nude patch yet
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 03, 2010, 05:27:48 AM
Someone gift this to me too :(
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 12:57:01 PM
iron roses is the mean-spirited cheapo steam gift of the season!

give the gift of mild contempt and smug dismissal with iron roses!
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2010, 02:24:06 PM
When you care enough to send the very worst.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 03, 2010, 07:37:31 PM
:lol I got gifted this twice. Thanks mysterious benefactors.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 03, 2010, 11:07:50 PM
you are now a carrier, and must spread the extra on like the plague
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Akala on December 03, 2010, 11:44:58 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2010, 01:18:42 AM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on December 02, 2010, 09:28:00 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/67m8ap.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2010, 01:36:17 AM
It's great that it lets you choose between DirectX or OpenGL. Of course the game looks like shite either way, soooo....
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 05, 2010, 03:29:31 AM
Finished this, GOTY material. It's quite a sad and abrupt ending though :(

The guys black bodyguard and the father are awesome characters. However there is one who stands out amongst this.

:bow ZVONE :bow2
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: chronovore on December 05, 2010, 04:33:56 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 12:57:01 PM
iron roses is the mean-spirited cheapo steam gift of the season!

give the gift of mild contempt and smug dismissal with iron roses!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Oh, christ-oh. I'm dying.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 13, 2010, 02:09:11 AM
Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 03, 2010, 11:07:50 PM
you are now a carrier, and must spread the extra on like the plague

infection spread :teehee
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 15, 2010, 12:33:00 AM
don't make me out you. post your impressions here giftee
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 21, 2011, 08:10:52 PM
Another year, another person infected. You can't stop it.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2011, 01:04:30 AM
Graphic Quality: Off

Oh man, that gets me every time. :lol
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 22, 2011, 04:32:35 AM
Are there settings for "gameplay quality" and so on as well? Maybe you guys just haven't explored the config options thoroughly enough. Maybe it's even in an INI file.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: pilonv1 on December 22, 2011, 07:21:57 AM
Gameplay quality is always awesome. No need to change the setting.
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 22, 2011, 05:37:36 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...  :-\
Title: Re: LET'S PLAY: Iron Roses
Post by: D3RANG3D on December 22, 2011, 06:40:15 PM
Someone gift it to me so I can bask in it's glory.  :P