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Title: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010 (RESET WITH NEW OPTIONZ)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 01:05:36 PM
vote, filth  :-\
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 01:06:22 PM
alan wake as write-in
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Brehvolution on December 03, 2010, 01:08:19 PM
Entire wii library. I bought more PS3 games(2) this year than wii games(0).
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: cool breeze on December 03, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
The entire wii library would include Metroid Other M, but it would also include Galaxy 2.  No fair.

Castlevania would still win it.  Or the Move library.

edit: also, Heavy Rain and GT5 don't count.  This is about games.

Wii also has Sin and Punishment 2.  It has been better than other years.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 01:09:17 PM
looks like the wii will sweep another evilbore shitawards
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Sho Nuff on December 03, 2010, 01:10:52 PM
I am actually pretty upset that you put the entire Wii library there, it's not like any of those games on that list compare with THAT.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 01:12:32 PM
"of a shit year"?

U mad?

As for the vote: I'm gonna press x for Jason.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: demi on December 03, 2010, 01:23:56 PM
Resonance of Fate as a write-in
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 01:25:55 PM
Resonance of Fate as a write-in
+1 :bow

What a shit game.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Raban on December 03, 2010, 01:26:09 PM
A close match between Heavy Rain and Other M. Giving the vote to Heavy Rain, since at least Other M is a game.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: maxy on December 03, 2010, 01:27:10 PM
No PC games??
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Robo on December 03, 2010, 01:28:53 PM
real talk write-in: Dante's Inferno

dishonerable mention: BioShock 2
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 03, 2010, 01:29:03 PM
I never played Heavy Rain, so I went with the entire Wii library.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
No PC games??

No one plays games on a dead platform.


I actually wanted to try Kirby and DKC on the Wii this year.

But my serious answer would be MOH, Fable 3, or Splinter Cell.

Not because they are shit. They were all average. But all very dissappointing in various ways.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: cool breeze on December 03, 2010, 01:30:26 PM
A close match between Heavy Rain and Other M. Giving the vote to Heavy Rain, since at least Other M is a game.

I disagree.  Heavy Rain requires more input and attention that Other M.  Other M dodges for you while Heavy Rain makes you QTE and play hand twister like a motherfucker.  And the hilarious foreign idiosyncratic writing is entertaining where Metroid Other M the equivalent of having your dentist replace your teeth with aids needles.

No PC games??

AVG 2011 is goty, bro
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: archie4208 on December 03, 2010, 01:31:16 PM
I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  :derp AI ruined everything.  :'(
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2010, 01:32:41 PM
I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  :derp AI ruined everything.  :'(

I want to get back to Civ 5. I got busy and had to put it to the side. I didn't play enough to run into the issues that the community seemed to be running into.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 01:35:20 PM
I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  :derp AI ruined everything.  :'(

Weren't they going to release the AI patch sometime this month? Or is it true that's irreparably broken? I just think it sucks that the first Civ I buy caused this much controversy.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2010, 01:35:34 PM
Linkzg mentioned Dark Void in the other thread. That's gotta be a contender. Although I think most smart people kinda knew that was gonna be shit.  
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 03, 2010, 01:37:43 PM
Dark Void is the real SGOTY. Maybe Last Rebellion.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 01:38:51 PM
i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 01:39:43 PM
yeah, dante's inferno, while like half-complete, was still more fun than any specific game on the list above
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: cool breeze on December 03, 2010, 01:40:11 PM
is donkey kong really that bad? I hated the country games and I have returns at home still wrapped.  videos made it seem pretty fun.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Robo on December 03, 2010, 01:40:45 PM
I disagree.  Never have dicks and titties been so goddamn boring.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 03, 2010, 01:40:51 PM
i don't see bioshock 2 anywhere on there
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: maxy on December 03, 2010, 01:41:24 PM
I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  :derp AI ruined everything.  :'(

Really?I was thinking of trying it out...

I hate shitty,unfair,frustrating AI games...I just want to have fun dammit :maf
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: demi on December 03, 2010, 01:41:35 PM
I disagree.  Never have dicks and titties been so goddamn boring.

I disagree. The dong physics on Satan were the most thought put into the game. Did you see that monster? It had its own jiggle and everything.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: cool breeze on December 03, 2010, 01:41:40 PM
I disagree.  Never have dicks and titties been so goddamn boring.

someone has never seen japanese porn
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 03, 2010, 01:41:47 PM
is donkey kong really that bad? I hated the country games and I have returns at home still wrapped.  videos made it seem pretty fun.

you'll like it if you liked prior donkey kong country games, which is a complete moral failing and consigns you to the very lowest caste of gamer
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: cool breeze on December 03, 2010, 01:44:22 PM
is donkey kong really that bad? I hated the country games and I have returns at home still wrapped.  videos made it seem pretty fun.

you'll like it if you liked prior donkey kong country games, which is a complete moral failing and consigns you to the very lowest caste of gamer

oh...oh god, so it is like the old games?

I was hoping the incredibly superiority of Jungle Beat would have influenced them not to just continue Rare's skid mark on the SNES.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: archie4208 on December 03, 2010, 01:46:17 PM
I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  :derp AI ruined everything.  :'(

Weren't they going to release the AI patch sometime this month? Or is it true that's irreparably broken? I just think it sucks that the first Civ I buy caused this much controversy.

I would guess it is possible possible, although I have read some Civ vets say that it is beyond repair because of the 1UPT and some other core mechanics.

I wouldn't put Civ5 on a 'shit game' list but I'd certainly put it on 'most disappointing'.  :derp AI ruined everything.  :'(

Really?I was thinking of trying it out...

I hate shitty,unfair,frustrating AI games...I just want to have fun dammit :maf

The AI is distinguished mentally-challenged, even on high difficulty levels.  You can easily beat them in wars and once you conquer a Civ or two, you are nearly unstoppable for the rest of the game and it becomes boring.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Third on December 03, 2010, 01:48:49 PM
WTF? Wii had a better year than X360. 

And I won't vote because I don't see RDR or Minecraft in that list.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 03, 2010, 01:50:08 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/biopoo_1024x378.jpg)
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 01:51:09 PM
I haven't tried Dante's Inferno, link to Satan's dong please.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 03, 2010, 01:51:15 PM
i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

My real vote is for Last Rebellion, I feel cheated paying $5 for it. What a horrible game.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 01:51:57 PM
Can someone please add "Third" to that list?
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 03, 2010, 01:52:27 PM
Minecraft in that list.

because its 2009
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Positive Touch on December 03, 2010, 01:52:41 PM
final fantasy 13 easily.  i can't fucking believe they spent five years making that simple-ass p.o.s.  final fantasies have always been far from perfect, but that game was just unimaginative tedious shit.  way below my worst expectations and maybe even a worse game than ff2
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 01:53:56 PM
i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

My real vote is for Last Rebellion, I feel cheated paying $5 for it. What a horrible game.

I saw it at my local game store for almost that exact price (though used) and thought of picking it up. Glad I didn't lol.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: demi on December 03, 2010, 01:58:55 PM
I haven't tried Dante's Inferno, link to Satan's dong please.

Just YT "Dante Inferno final battle" or something, lol. Might be hard to see in YT resolution if there isnt an HD capture.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 03, 2010, 02:01:08 PM
 :D
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 03, 2010, 02:03:04 PM
i enjoyed dark void more than i did donkey kong country returns or heavy rain.

My real vote is for Last Rebellion, I feel cheated paying $5 for it. What a horrible game.

I saw it at my local game store for almost that exact price (though used) and thought of picking it up. Glad I didn't lol.

I got it used for $5 from Gamefly. It's actually worth picking up just to see how terrible it truly is. The turn-based battle system is interesting if it was implemented well.... but it wasn't.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Robo on December 03, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
Minecraft in that list.

because its 2009

2011 - you two re-res will get your chance next year.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Beezy on December 03, 2010, 02:12:41 PM
Dante's Inferno falls under the Castlevania GoW clone category. No need for a write in.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Third on December 03, 2010, 02:13:35 PM
This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Raban on December 03, 2010, 02:14:57 PM
A close match between Heavy Rain and Other M. Giving the vote to Heavy Rain, since at least Other M is a game.

I disagree.  Heavy Rain requires more input and attention that Other M.  Other M dodges for you while Heavy Rain makes you QTE and play hand twister like a motherfucker.  And the hilarious foreign idiosyncratic writing is entertaining where Metroid Other M the equivalent of having your dentist replace your teeth with aids needles.

I see your point.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 03, 2010, 02:15:50 PM
voted for wii library but as a single entity I would give my vote to Bioshock 2 as well. I forgot about it as soon as I finished it. Actually, now I can't remember if I finished it at all. Seriously. So uninspired.

At least I had the common sense to shut off and return FF13 during the first half hour of playing it.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 03, 2010, 02:22:52 PM
This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

As I've mentioned before though, to be fair you have shit taste so...
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: maxy on December 03, 2010, 02:25:21 PM
Never understood why people bashed Dante Inferno so much...played it only on PSP though

Outside shitty platforming sections and some tedious combat near the end,Dante Inferno was great.I finished it and enjoyed it much more than two GOW PSP games(never finished them,zzzzzzzz)

PSP game is like a carbon copy of console version...high production,great visuals,long(8-10 hours),fun gameplay outside above mentioned stuff
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Third on December 03, 2010, 02:31:20 PM
This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

As I've mentioned before though, to be fair you have shit taste so...

wtf are you talking about weeabo. Only castlevania: lords of shadow and sonic are worse than the games I've mentioned.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 03, 2010, 02:33:50 PM
This year's list a big disappointment. Were's Black Ops, Vanquish and Bayonetta? I'm sure a lot of people thought those games were worse than the games posted on that list.

As I've mentioned before though, to be fair you have shit taste so...

wtf are you talking about weeabo. Only castlevania: lords of shadow and sonic are worse than the games I've mentioned.

Well, after being impressed by the size and physics of Satan's dong, I checked some other videos of Dante's Inferno and thought to myself "graphics aside, how could this be MUCH worse than GoW3?"

GoW3 had good graphics and two good boss fights, but what people tend to forget is that it also had was a terrible monotonous gameplay, that remained unchanged since the first game, a crappy protagonist, a shit story, and a shittier ending.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 03, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
Why isn't Iron Roses on the list?

Oh wait, I thought this was the GOTY thread.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 03, 2010, 02:40:34 PM
Gran Turismo 5 for the games on the list, Splatterhouse as a write-in.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: tiesto on December 03, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
Voted Sonic 4, since I had more fun with DKC, Kirby and of course GOTY :bow Sin and Punishment 2 :bow2 than most of what was on the HD twins.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 03, 2010, 03:21:19 PM
No Iron Roses? Or is that being saved for an "of the Decade" award?
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Diunx on December 03, 2010, 04:13:27 PM
Halol: reach but since it wasn't on the poll for some reason I voted for the wii library although we shouldn't even vote on something so obvious.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Bebpo on December 03, 2010, 04:13:56 PM
Anyone who voted for Bioshock 2 or Heavy Rain is now my enemy  :maf
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 03, 2010, 04:31:45 PM
you liked bioshock 2 and heavy rain, you're already the enemy of good taste


spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: drew on December 03, 2010, 04:34:06 PM
i just got donkey kong returns for my bday, whats wrong with it?

otherwise i'll have to think about this
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 03, 2010, 04:43:06 PM
Bioshock 2 was entirely forgettable.

Actually. Now that I think about it, I would have to say that Kane and Lynch 2 is unequivocally the worst game I played this year. I usually go out of my way not to play stinkers, but man, this one snuck up on me.

so yeah, K&L2 as write-in.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Oblivion on December 03, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
looks like the wii will sweep another evilbore shitawards

Even Super Mario Galaxy 2?
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 03, 2010, 04:48:36 PM
niot a single xbox 360 game or exclusive  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


rename this palce team xbox
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Raban on December 03, 2010, 04:53:33 PM
niot a single xbox 360 game or exclusive  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


rename this palce team xbox

How could we forget, 2010 was definitely the year of the PS3.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: maxy on December 03, 2010, 05:00:11 PM
methodis as write-in
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: drew on December 03, 2010, 05:16:30 PM
i voted for bioshock 2

why? because its bioshock

why why? check my post history circa 2007
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 03, 2010, 05:17:58 PM


But if I had to narrow it down....ugh.  Probably a toss up between FF13 and Heavy Rain.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: magus on December 03, 2010, 05:40:11 PM
i voted for the entire wii library... i mean nobody knows it better than me :smug

and donkey kong country is cool,i don't see why people harkens it to the snes game other than they are called the same,they really share nothing between them
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: brawndolicious on December 03, 2010, 05:57:21 PM
Bioshock 2 was entirely forgettable.

Actually. Now that I think about it, I would have to say that Kane and Lynch 2 is unequivocally the worst game I played this year. I usually go out of my way not to play stinkers, but man, this one snuck up on me.

so yeah, K&L2 as write-in.
I thought K&L2 was fun and original as hell.  The actual game was pretty short and had a few frustrating parts but I really enjoyed it.

Bioshock 2 is just like the first game but with better gameplay all around.  It was more linear than the first game also so you didn't have to keep back-tracking.

My vote goes to GT5.  It's not the worst game of the year, but it's the most disappointing.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
I enjoyed my wii than the other consoles this year: super mario galaxy 1/2, nmh 1/2, klonoa, sin and punishment 2...

It was mostly SMG and SP2 that put it over, though.

Still haven't played Trauma Team.

Wii's a pretty groovy system these days.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on December 03, 2010, 06:15:43 PM
People shouldn't comment on a software library they ignore because it not 'aych dee'.  Wii brought the fire this year. And we got the first good sonic game in a long time out of it too. That is a fucking MIRACLE in itself. Wii is Jesus. :bow
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Bebpo on December 03, 2010, 06:17:17 PM
I've enjoyed every Wii game I've played this year.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
all 2 of them
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So I voted for the wii library.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 06:18:32 PM
People shouldn't comment on a software library they ignore because it not 'aych dee'.  Wii brought the fire this year. And we got the first good sonic game in a long time out of it too. That is a fucking MIRACLE in itself. Wii is Jesus. :bow

smg and sp2 > hollywood gaming
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Third on December 03, 2010, 06:21:53 PM
Best consoles this year:

1. Ps3
2. Wii
3. X360

X360 had lame exclusives, except for Alan Wake, which was a total disappointment anyway.

Wii and Ps3 were the best game consoles this year.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 06:23:17 PM
Er...what exclusives did ps3 have this year?

Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on December 03, 2010, 06:24:42 PM
I voted for other m even though I never played it. I could just feel the failure emanating off of it when I started watching how the game plays and how it took itself too fucking seriously.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 06:25:21 PM
ds had a pretty average year. ds is shriveling up, yo. :( Need to get Ghost Trick and the Layton games and Ace Attorney Investigations.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Third on December 03, 2010, 06:27:08 PM
Er...what exclusives did ps3 have this year?



- GOW3
- Heavy Rain
- 3d Dot Game Heroes
- Modnation Racers
- GT5
- Sly Collection
- MLB The Show
- MAG

What a great variety of excellent exclusives.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 06:28:33 PM
I haven't played any of those yet. Certainly looks better than the 360 exclusive list though. Except Mag. Mag demo was shit. Also, GT sucks.

I'd like to play 3d Dot Game Heroes.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 03, 2010, 06:39:04 PM
Bioshock 2 was entirely forgettable.

Actually. Now that I think about it, I would have to say that Kane and Lynch 2 is unequivocally the worst game I played this year. I usually go out of my way not to play stinkers, but man, this one snuck up on me.

so yeah, K&L2 as write-in.
I thought K&L2 was fun and original as hell.  The actual game was pretty short and had a few frustrating parts but I really enjoyed it.

Bioshock 2 is just like the first game but with better gameplay all around.  It was more linear than the first game also so you didn't have to keep back-tracking.

My vote goes to GT5.  It's not the worst game of the year, but it's the most disappointing.

sorry K&L2 is the opposite of fun. I guess people will put up with a lot when a game borrows heavily clichéd movie tropes to seem like an original game. Horribly executed third-person gameplay.

and gameplay was never bioshock's strong suite. So the sequel has slightly better shooter mechanics - who cares? the original bioshock was never about really about the gameplay; ittook console shooters in a new direction - one with narrative focus, compelling characters and a bold, interesting new world to explore in rapture. Instead of expanding on these ideas, the sequel was a half-arsed attempt at a cynical cash grab, "oh try and make it like the first game, don't forget to add multiplayer" - it was like they were following the CallofDuty design philosophy under the guise of a bioshock game. It was a completely hollow follow-up to one the most memorable shooters in a long while.

bioshock infinite is how you make a sequel, delivering what looks like a completely enchanting new world to explore.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 06:48:52 PM
He said exclusives, not first party.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Diunx on December 03, 2010, 06:56:32 PM
It had a better selection than ms, Fable 3 :rofl
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: iconoclast on December 03, 2010, 07:00:30 PM
Worst game I played all year was Kirby. It's literally a game for babies.

Wii library shouldn't win though, since Monster Hunter Tri and Sin and Punishment 2 are excellent. Especially S&P.

The only good exclusives Microsoft had all year were from niche Japanese developers and XBLA games.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 03, 2010, 07:03:34 PM
Er...what exclusives did ps3 have this year?



- GOW3
- Heavy Rain
- 3d Dot Game Heroes
- Modnation Racers
- GT5
- Sly Collection
- MLB The Show
- MAG

What a great variety of excellent exclusives.


MS and Sony just produce shit that I just don't care a lot about, especially this year.  Halo Reach was alright and so was God of War 3 but besides that neither company put out an exclusive that was really worth a damn (if you take ME2 out of the equation). It's all about 3rd party multiplatform stuff these days.  The PSN/XBLA stuff has been interesting though, particularly XBLA. 

And even though I don't own one, Wii probably had the better exclusives all in all this year but the PS3 and 360 still come out on top because of stuff like Red Dead Redemption and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: magus on December 03, 2010, 07:05:20 PM
ds had a pretty average year. ds is shriveling up, yo. :( Need to get Ghost Trick and the Layton games and Ace Attorney Investigations.

it will only get worse with the 3DS release,i pretty much expect everyone to declare a miracle once okamiden hits and then promptly ever forgetting about the DS existence ever :-\
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 03, 2010, 07:26:45 PM
when does okamiden come out? Is 999 good?
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: magus on December 03, 2010, 07:29:10 PM
fuck yes 999 is good but i'm the only one here who played it graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Beezy on December 03, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
The only good exclusives Microsoft had all year were from niche Japanese developers and XBLA games.
That alone + Reach is enough to put it ahead the PS3.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: iconoclast on December 03, 2010, 07:44:47 PM
Forgot about Reach, but yeah 360 had the best exclusives easily. Too bad most of them were from a single developer...
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: pilonv1 on December 03, 2010, 07:45:04 PM
Wii library is consistently shit so it shouldn't count.

I enjoyed Heavy Rain until the stupid twist at the end.

FFXIII was the only choice for me. GT5 almost gets it but it shows some effort amidst laziness, where FF is just pure shite.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: bachikarn on December 03, 2010, 07:49:05 PM
FF13 was sooo bad
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: The Sceneman on December 04, 2010, 03:11:31 AM
I havent played any of the games on the list!

I try not to play turds.

Most disappointing game I played was Comic Jumper. It was funny but the game sucked. Thank god Twisted Pixel are redeeming themselves by making my dream come true: Ms. Splosion Man. Fucking genius
Title: Re: What are you playing?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 04, 2010, 05:57:36 AM
Stuck at work with nothing but persona 3 on psp. Am i the only one who thinks this game is boring as sin? I'm near the end at 70 hours on the clock and i can't recall anything i really enjoyed in this game. It's all grindan and high school otaku fantasy. And once you figure out the battle system's single conceit, you're basically playing every battle the same way. The dungeons are bland and you end up. . . wait a sec. Dungeons? There's only one dungeon in this game and it's not a very interesting one. Disappointed.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: magus on December 04, 2010, 06:12:04 AM
while i don't think the game is that bad,yes i do fight an eternal battle stating that is probably the most over-rated RPG ever released in recent memory for the reason you already stated above... i think the thing that pissed me off the most is the plot,it starts with a really cool premise but then it never moves up anywhere following a "monster of the week (pardon month)" pattern and after the monster end the plot devolve into the usual save the world pap :yuck

EDIT: i think we are in the wrong thread... :-[
Title: Re: What are you playing?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 04, 2010, 06:18:15 AM
Agree wholeheartedly. And the fact that it drags on and on and on. I swear this could have been 20 hours and still, largely be the same game.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Third on December 04, 2010, 06:20:31 AM
Playing a game you don't like for 70 hours.  :lol
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 04, 2010, 11:11:46 AM
999 is great. okamiden jappy is unplayable gross.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: SantaC on December 04, 2010, 11:25:59 AM
voted castlevania.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 04, 2010, 12:24:55 PM
The Wii library.

It isn't even close.  For a system in its fourth year with the kind of sales it has, you'd expect it to be bursting at the seams with great games, much like the PS2 was at this point in its life cycle.  Instead, it was as anemic as it was in 2009.  It featured a sequel to one of the best games of this generation but how could a system with 60+ million units sold have such a pathetic lineup just four years in?  The fact that developers would rather face bankruptcy and buyouts than develop for the Wii is very telling.  The fact that you know Nintendo is going to abandon the Wii full stop once the 3DS comes out, much like Nintendo did with the GameCube when the DS came out.

Runner Up: Final Fantasy XIII - I'm convinced Square dinked around with the game until 2009 when they realized they have to get off their asses and put something out before the money well runs dry.  Everything in the game was done better by its predecessors.  Annoying anime tropes and insipid personalities that we're supposed to relate to.  A museum style game that artificially lengthened gameplay by having enemies with high HP.  A game world that we're supposed to give a shit about but won't let you actually explore it.

On Deck: Gran Turismo 5 - Over $80 million spent for a game that took 5-6 years to develop that needed at least another year before release.  Like FFXIII, I'm convinced Polyphony Digital was fucking around for most of its life cycle and only got serious about the game within the past year.  With this and GT PSP, I don't know how anyone could say they are a premier developer.  A high price tag but the quality doesn't match.  The massive updates and the all but apologetic statements from Sony since its release are a sign of how they realized they fucked up.  Fantards posting photo mode screen shots don't seem to be actually convincing anyone.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2010, 12:26:28 PM
I thought you liked FF13.
Title: Re: What are you playing?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 04, 2010, 12:36:58 PM
Experiment with the real talk. :bow
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Stoney Mason on December 04, 2010, 12:47:21 PM
The Wii library.

It isn't even close.  For a system in its fourth year with the kind of sales it has, you'd expect it to be bursting at the seams with great games, much like the PS2 was at this point in its life cycle.  Instead, it was as anemic as it was in 2009.  It featured a sequel to one of the best games of this generation but how could a system with 60+ million units sold have such a pathetic lineup just four years in?  The fact that developers would rather face bankruptcy and buyouts than develop for the Wii is very telling.  The fact that you know Nintendo is going to abandon the Wii full stop once the 3DS comes out, much like Nintendo did with the GameCube when the DS came out.

Runner Up: Final Fantasy XIII - I'm convinced Square dinked around with the game until 2009 when they realized they have to get off their asses and put something out before the money well runs dry.  Everything in the game was done better by its predecessors.  Annoying anime tropes and insipid personalities that we're supposed to relate to.  A museum style game that artificially lengthened gameplay by having enemies with high HP.  A game world that we're supposed to give a shit about but won't let you actually explore it.

On Deck: Gran Turismo 5 - Over $80 million spent for a game that took 5-6 years to develop that needed at least another year before release.  Like FFXIII, I'm convinced Polyphony Digital was fucking around for most of its life cycle and only got serious about the game within the past year.  With this and GT PSP, I don't know how anyone could say they are a premier developer.  A high price tag but the quality doesn't match.  The massive updates and the all but apologetic statements from Sony since its release are a sign of how they realized they fucked up.  Fantards posting photo mode screen shots don't seem to be actually convincing anyone.
:bow2
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 04, 2010, 06:33:12 PM
I've been playing Fable 3 all day today.


I'd like to add Fable 3 to the shit list.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: iconoclast on December 04, 2010, 09:46:49 PM
artificially lengthened gameplay by having enemies with high HP. 

what

Battles in FFXIII are probably the fastest in the history of the series. I think you confused it for FFXII
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2010, 09:52:43 PM
artificially lengthened gameplay by having enemies with high HP. 

what

Battles in FFXIII are probably the fastest in the history of the series. I think you confused it for FFXII

No, he's right. Enemies are hp sinks in FF13.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: iconoclast on December 04, 2010, 10:00:01 PM
Most of them besides the Adamantoise can be killed in 20 seconds or less ???

Even the turtles only take like two minutes and they have 5 million HP.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2010, 10:11:48 PM
FF13 is the type of game where fights are mindless and short if you're using the "wrong strategy" (even if it's still easy) but long and tedious if you aren't.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: chronovore on December 05, 2010, 12:47:53 AM
niot a single xbox 360 game or exclusive  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


rename this palce team xbox

How could we forget, 2010 was definitely the year of the PS3.
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Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 05, 2010, 12:50:18 AM
FF13 is pretty much the only title on that list I expected an A-quality game from, so that. I mean I'm even now playing it in chapter 9 or 10 or something and still think it's kinda crappy
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: GilloD on December 05, 2010, 09:14:10 AM
Wheres Mafia 2?

(Voted for Bioshock just because it felt so. Eh.)
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: naff on December 05, 2010, 08:40:35 PM
On this list I only played a few Wii games and FFXIII. Would vote for FF but that game ended up redeeming itself. Write in for Kinect Adventures, it's such a boring distinguished mentally-challenged turd.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: etiolate on December 06, 2010, 01:48:42 AM
Other M over FF13. Final Fantasy was already circling the drain before 13, but Other M takes a solid franchise and makes an ass out if itself. The game was such a letdown N-Savior Reggie couldn't even spin its PR.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2010, 10:45:50 AM
I only played the demo, but I'll say Crackdown 2 was the biggest disappointment this year for me. I guess all those times I claim "I just want more of the same..." I don't actually want developers to take me entirely seriously.

On this list I only played a few Wii games and FFXIII. Would vote for FF but that game ended up redeeming itself. Write in for Kinect Adventures, it's such a boring distinguished mentally-challenged turd.
I had some fun with Kinect Adventures! during my lunch break today. I suspect I'll be pretty done with it by Friday, but I also think it would work well in party instances. You and Sceneman should invite some lovely ladies over. Watching Kinect Adventures might be more fun than playing it.  :P :drool :lechery
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 06, 2010, 12:34:20 PM
fuck, i forgot about crackdown 2

i want to change my vote, that game was 100% pure cat shit
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2010, 07:56:39 PM
fuck, i forgot about crackdown 2

i want to change my vote, that game was 100% pure cat shit

What a huge disappointment that was. I never played it myself [didn't need to after reading all the reviews and impressions], but it was super hyped for it when it was first announced. And now the developer of the original is dead, so may as well kiss that "franchise" goodbye.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010 (RESET WITH NEW OPTIONZ)
Post by: pilonv1 on December 07, 2010, 08:09:24 PM
I didn't play enough of it to be disappointed. I think I did the first training mission and jumped around a bit, realised it was exactly like the first one but seemed to control worse and never touched it again.

The only thing that annoyed me were the renegade orbs :yuck
Title: Re: evilbore votes: shit game of the year 2010
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 08, 2010, 06:52:26 AM
I forgot that I had Crackdown 2 in my Gamefly queue.  When I found out I was getting it, once I received it, I just sent it right back in.

Most of them besides the Adamantoise can be killed in 20 seconds or less ???

Even the turtles only take like two minutes and they have 5 million HP.

The turtles take two minutes only after you grind for hours to unlock the necessary abilities to do so.