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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 08, 2010, 11:48:45 PM

Title: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 08, 2010, 11:48:45 PM: where was the flannel that would warm the deepened chill of his heart? :'(
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: cool breeze on December 08, 2010, 11:55:01 PM: [youtube=560,345]V9BZDpni56Y[/youtube]

It's only appropriate :'(
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 08, 2010, 11:56:38 PM: :( died with hymen intact
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Mandark on December 09, 2010, 12:07:42 AM: He died too soon to see a Mavericks NBA title.

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By probably 50 years :teehee
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Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: brawndolicious on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM: I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:22:30 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?

Eel is Dr. Feelbad.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: brawndolicious on December 09, 2010, 12:23:37 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?

Eel is Dr. Feelbad.
I thought he was creepy old man.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:27:55 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?

Eel is Dr. Feelbad.
I thought he was creepy old man.

Creepy Old Guy is Triumph.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: brawndolicious on December 09, 2010, 12:32:18 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?

Eel is Dr. Feelbad.
I thought he was creepy old man.

Creepy Old Guy is Triumph.
so who's van cruncheon?
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:32:57 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:32:18 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?

Eel is Dr. Feelbad.
I thought he was creepy old man.

Creepy Old Guy is Triumph.
so who's van cruncheon?

Prole/Drinky
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 09, 2010, 12:36:16 AM: played right into his trap. rumbler :'(
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 09, 2010, 12:41:26 AM: What's the best Beatles song to send off our favorite canuck?
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2010, 12:57:33 AM: Until I see a body there will always be a part of me that hopes that someday I will see the new post symbol and open the thread and there he will be. :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 01:02:20 AM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on December 09, 2010, 12:36:16 AM
played right into his trap. rumbler :'(

I guess.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Barry Egan on December 09, 2010, 01:43:26 AM: If his flanneled carcass turns up anywhere near the vicinity of the rape dumpster I will be very mad at shat-bore. :maf
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 09, 2010, 01:56:28 AM: I'm gonna mourn him for 7 days.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 09, 2010, 02:04:14 AM: He'll stay in my heart for ever
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: drew on December 09, 2010, 03:15:39 AM: hallelujah

amen
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Akala on December 09, 2010, 07:20:52 AM: Quote from: Wrath2X on December 09, 2010, 03:25:53 AM
I'll miss his snarky comments towards me :'(

snarky comments, eh?

malek left because of wrath2x confirmed :o :o
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: tiesto on December 09, 2010, 08:49:12 AM: RIP Malek
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2010, 08:56:25 AM: I'm sure he is in a better place now. :'(
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: demi on December 09, 2010, 09:43:41 AM: who
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2010, 07:47:01 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:32:57 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:32:18 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:23:37 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 12:22:30 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on December 09, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
I thought malek was Dr. feelbad?

Eel is Dr. Feelbad.
I thought he was creepy old man.

Creepy Old Guy is Triumph.
so who's van cruncheon?

Prole/Drinky

Then who was phone?
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2010, 08:11:54 PM: Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on December 09, 2010, 01:43:26 AM
If his flanneled carcass turns up anywhere near the vicinity of the rape dumpster I will be very mad at shat-bore. :maf

:teehee :shh
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: T234 on December 09, 2010, 08:41:31 PM: Gather round me people there's a story I would tell
About a cowardly young Canadian you should remember well
From the land of the drunk Canadian
A lonely and miserable band
Who attempted to farm the vagina valley in Manitoba land

Down the button-ups for a dozen years
The flannel grew Malek's's balls and cock
'Till the real law student man stole the pussy rights
And the flow of tears poured

Now Malek's balls were aching
And their hue turned kind of blue
When class came, Malek stayed home
And forgot the flannel girl's tits

Call him drunken Malek4980
He won't answer anymore
Not the vodka drinkin' Canadian
Nor the loner that stayed at home

There he jacked off in his toilet,
Two million semen
But only twenty-seven lived to circle the drain

And when the masturbation was over
And when Old Failure shrank
Among the thoughts were flannel
On the Canadian, made of Unobtanium

Call him drunken Malek4980
He won't answer anymore
Not the vodka drinkin' Canadian
Nor the loner that stayed at home

Malek returned from the bathroom a loser
Unhearalded through the land
He whined and bitched and cried; Everybody laughed at him

But he was just a drunk Canadian
No luck, no hope, no chance
On Evilbore nobody cared what Malek'd done
And never did the Canadians fuck

Call him drunken Malek4980
He won't answer anymore
Not the vodka drinkin' Canadian
Nor the loner that stayed at home
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 08:51:54 PM: :bow
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 09, 2010, 09:02:34 PM: Wow, in retrospect I don't find that funny at all, but rather petty and mean-spirited. Sorry.

No wonder he doesn't post anymore.

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Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 09, 2010, 09:08:54 PM: t234 check your PMs
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: T234 on December 09, 2010, 09:09:50 PM: Malek wanted to get into a shit talking contest. He didn't realize just who it was he was trying to pick a fight on the internet with. Now I have no beef with malek.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2010, 09:16:08 PM: So Juice still hasn't said how Malek is doing!?
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 09, 2010, 09:17:38 PM: Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 09, 2010, 09:08:54 PM
t234 check your PMs

Are you two plotting something? I take back what I said!
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2010, 09:18:29 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2010, 09:16:08 PM
So Juice still hasn't said how Malek is doing!?

This! There's just too much tension with the outcome of the Cute Girl Action Plan left in doubt!
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Robo on December 09, 2010, 09:19:19 PM: Have you been HURT by a relationship that hasn't yet existed? Have girls you like DENIED you eye contact? Is your COVERAGE insufficient to safely peer through her bedroom window?

Call the law office of Malek & Schramm.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 09, 2010, 09:26:09 PM: Quote from: Robo on December 09, 2010, 09:19:19 PM
Have you been HURT by a relationship that hasn't yet existed? Have girls you like DENIED you eye contact? Is your COVERAGE insufficient to safely peer through her bedroom window?

Call the law office of Malek & Schramm.

I guess you haven't checked his tweets recently :'(
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2010, 11:16:19 PM: wait, who was shah rukh khan back in the old days?
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2010, 11:25:28 PM: don't make me compare his posts to the two main suspects for style; that's just a terrible insult all around
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Diunx on December 09, 2010, 11:29:03 PM: He is Malek.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Bocsius on December 09, 2010, 11:39:13 PM: Malek is dead, his body was fed through a wood chipper.

Flannel Girl, when reached for comment, said "who?"

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Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 09, 2010, 11:40:43 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2010, 09:16:08 PM
So Juice still hasn't said how Malek is doing!?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35718.msg1243739#msg1243739
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 09, 2010, 11:47:17 PM: He didn't really die.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2010, 11:58:58 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2010, 11:47:17 PM
He didn't really die.

Yes, we know, because his memory still lives on inside our hearts. :'( RIP
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 10, 2010, 12:00:38 AM: He's got a Twitter account and it was last updated today, so, no, he didn't die.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Bocsius on December 10, 2010, 12:06:17 AM: Please. Anyone could tweet in his stead.

Dude is dead. D-E-D dead.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Barry Egan on December 10, 2010, 12:11:28 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2010, 11:25:28 PM
don't make me compare his posts to the two main suspects for style; that's just a terrible insult all around

Hey, Malek doesn't corner the market on depressed philosophy majors. (but yes, please refrain from doing so! :'()
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 11, 2010, 09:47:42 PM: semen is a mass noun, not a count noun :wag
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2010, 11:42:43 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2010, 11:47:17 PM
He didn't really die.

his law career did!
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 11, 2010, 11:47:07 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2010, 11:42:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2010, 11:47:17 PM
He didn't really die.

his law career did!

Malek is a smart dude. He'll be fine although it make take awhile. It's bad right now for physicians but even worse for lawyers. Many of my recently graduated lawyering friends had to wait a couple of months before getting decent jobs. Still, the job market is not as bad as some Law students make it out to be. Unless you're top 10% from a top 10% school, you're not gonna be making more than $10,000 a month but you won't be starving either.
Title: Re: let's hold a funeral for malek
Post by: Yeti on December 14, 2010, 11:39:02 AM: This just isn't the same without a real corpse to piss onto.