THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on December 26, 2006, 01:23:07 AM
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So I'm at my aunt's celebrating christmas right? They invited a friend who has a daughter and she had HUGE titties and was about my height. So I'm talkin to her and shit and she says she's 11 years old!
WTF
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Times like these make me relish the fact that I'm also not "of age"... 8)
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Jesus Christ Himuro wtf stop drinking at family events. First incest, now pedophilia? >:(
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PHOENIX
Where have you been?!
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Whoa, Himumu. That's disturbing, dude. You can't tell how young she is from her face, voice, actions or her immaturity? That's really scary.
lolz
I love you, dude.
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I had 5glasses of Bailey's with much much added vodka.
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BUT SHE HAD HUGE TITS. Her voice wasn't that young sounding, her actions equated to watching tv just like everyone else, and she showed little immaturity.
Fuck these super gene women.
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Well, did you hit it or what?
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NO.
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Headed to my parents house on Christmas eve, went with them to my uncle's house to spend the night (he lives in Detroit), then today we drove to my grandma's house and were there most of the day.
Oh the stories to tell...
-Getting hit on by a 13 year old girl
-Taking a gulp of RUM straight from the bottle
-My other uncle's kickass heart attack (he's fucking BADASS)
-Crackhead cousin
... :-\
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crackhead cousin?
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NO.
Well then, you lose at life.
PD: one sip of Rum? Halle-fucking-lujah... ::)
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heart attack?
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Well he's my mom's cousin. So I suppose he's my cousin too, but I still won't give him $5
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STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE, SHAKE!
:lol
I love you, PD.
Himumu, I've been fooled before. Just never by someone that young.
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I IZ DRUNKEN MASTAH
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11? jesus christ dude
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Himumu, I've been fooled before. Just never by someone that young.
HER TITS
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Was she fat?
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no
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Tits McGee: oh man, my teachers are soooo mean! A little boy pushed me down at recess the other day. I think he likes me!
Himumu: HER TITS!
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I feel bad enough when I think about how cute my best friend's younger sister is...but she's 18 now.
11, get the fuck out.
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Himu's trying to rob the cradle. :lol
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Himu's trying to rob the cradle. :lol
(http://www.citypaper.com/sb/85150/44.jpg)
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I... don't get it... :(
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His name is Rob Cradle!!!!
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(see signature)
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Took a pic with my cell phone. She refused to smile though.
piece of shit.
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Well, upload it asscrack.
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ugh.... wtf is THAT? o_O
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I DON'T KNOW
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GARRETT! WTF MAN!? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUNG SHE IS AND HOW DISGUSTED IT MADE YOU FEEL BUT THEN YOU TOOK A FUCKING PICTURE OF HER TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET!? WTF INDEED!
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:lol :lol :lol
That's not the case, she made me take a pic. I made this topic and then I had to post it.
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Dude, she looks cracked out. I at least would have copped a feel or two. :ninja
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:lol
Shake is a goddamn freak.
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:)
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:lol :lol :lol
That's not the case, she made me take a pic. I made this topic and then I had to post it.
:heartbeat
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 2:02am
i said LATERZ, faggurt face! >:(
;)
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 2:01am
why do u have a picture of my dad?
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 2:00am
no, its ur father after ur conception.
LATERZ
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 2:00am
miles is that u as a baby??
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:59am
http://www.internetcash.com/en/images/baby-crying.jpg
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:58am
she said...."Miles get the fuck off me!"
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:58am
THEN WUT DID SHE SAY U TELL ME MR SMARTY PANTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!.
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:58am
no miles....no....thats not what she said
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:57am
thats what SHE said ;)
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:57am
i wish u had a camera to! i cant picture u running...u really should capture that shit on film
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:55am
i wish i had a camera, so i could take a picture of me doing victory laps. :/
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:53am
oo shit...nice....ill give u that one....u win this battle.....
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:52am
yeh, straighter than my fist against your face, cock smoker. :)
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Jared Sichel wrote
at 1:51am
it doesnt?? o then u might be straight
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Miles Trahan wrote
at 1:48am
just because my friend's list is a sausage fest doesn't make me gay.... :*(
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Begin reading here.
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WTF
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:S :S :S :S
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Welcome to my usual Monday night, dickweeds.
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I love you, Miles.
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:-*
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An example of why high school kids shouldn't have access to facebook.
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An example of why high school kids shouldn't have access to facebook.
Nah, flame wars are the shit. Plus, I'm bored and grouchy. :-*
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JESUS CHRIST WTF HIMU
You took a fucking PICTURE of an 11 year old girl? An ugly ass 11 year old at that. :lol
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Its Jay-Z in a Victoria's Secret sweater. :lol
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Miles is my baby boo. I'm going to teach him the ropes of life.
Step 1. When you fall, cover your asshole. Better safe than sorry.
Step 2. When you sleep, lay on your back. Can't reach your cornhole in that position. Better safe than sorry.
Step 3. In the shower, tie strings to everything. Your cornhole will be less exposed standing upright. Better safe than sorry.
Step 4. Never stick your weenie in a Crisco bottle. While you're distracted, your cornhole is vulnerable. Better safe than sorry.
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yeah I'm pretty awesome 8)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHM5BXt63gM
It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.
I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.
Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?
It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!
Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!
[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?
Ow, Ow, ow!
[Emergency Services]
Hello?
Ow, ow, ow!
[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
[Emergency Services]
Go on!
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!
[Pam]
No way!
[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
[Police]
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!
They break the door down.
[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!
I didn't know what to do!
[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--
And now I can't get it out!
[Policeman]
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!
OWWWW!!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!
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:lol
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Its Jay-Z in a Victoria's Secret sweater. :lol
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This thread gets the pedobear seal of approval for sure.
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JESUS CHRIST WTF HIMU
You took a fucking PICTURE of an 11 year old girl? An ugly ass 11 year old at that. :lol
I said she refused to smile
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Himuro no!
:lol
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omg Himu took a pic of an 11 year old :lol
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;)
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Wtf is she sleeping too! Dude you take it to another level :lol
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did you skeet on her face
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Wtf is she sleeping too! Dude you take it to another level :lol
Seriously, he does :lol
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(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4562/adsfnn5.jpg)
JESUS CHRIST WTF HIMU
You took a fucking PICTURE of an 11 year old girl? An ugly ass 11 year old at that. :lol
I said she refused to smile
What the fuck does that have to do with her being one ugly ass nubian?
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If you're gonna post pictures of your some girl, she should at least be cute. No pedo.
Also, she looks almost exactly like this girl at work, Amtwanette.
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Agreed. If you're going to be a pedophile HAVE SOME TASTE
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Did you all really think anyone that shares the same genes as Himuro would be any good looking at all? Come on now. That beezy looks like Mario Joyner.
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Did you all really think anyone that shares the same genes as Himuro would be any good looking at all? Come on now. That beezy looks like Mario Joyner.
your avatar :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Did you all really think anyone that shares the same genes as Himuro would be any good looking at all? Come on now. That beezy looks like Mario Joyner.
Have no clue what you're talking about. I'm quite handsome and many agree. Why are you judging how I look anyways? Get out of here, cigarillo.