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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on December 21, 2010, 01:09:21 PM

Title: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2010, 01:09:21 PM: Any of the forum virgins willing to accept?
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 21, 2010, 01:10:28 PM: I'm willing to chip in.

My pick is Arvie.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: tiesto on December 21, 2010, 01:11:09 PM: I'd be willing to chip in a bit. Maybe get a Brazilian cheeseburger prostitute for PD? :-*
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2010, 01:12:38 PM: I'll pick Arvie too. Only because I bet Canada is more lenient if he gets caught. Plus, he's older than PD isn't he?
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Brehvolution on December 21, 2010, 01:13:18 PM: Their first time should be with someone they love. Someone who will be tender, kind, and aware of their needs.

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Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 21, 2010, 01:26:17 PM: Are they still virgins if they only got BJs?
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 21, 2010, 01:31:58 PM: I wouldn't trust any of you to pick a decent one :-[
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: demi on December 21, 2010, 01:39:57 PM: I pick Joe Molotov only so I can watch~
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Diunx on December 21, 2010, 01:53:50 PM: I'm a virgin! buy me a hooker mups :hyper
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Robo on December 21, 2010, 01:59:51 PM: I'm in, but if there's no crying, I expect my money back.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 21, 2010, 02:00:50 PM: I'm not intrested in ~~hookers~~ girls they carry diseases.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM: Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 21, 2010, 02:29:54 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 21, 2010, 02:00:50 PM
I'm not intrested in ~~hookers~~ girls they carry diseases.

Cooties, mainly.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 21, 2010, 02:45:28 PM: Ya and they periodicly bleed from their cooters. Shit's clinical.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2010, 02:53:22 PM: Quote from: Diunx on December 21, 2010, 01:53:50 PM
I'm a virgin! buy me a hooker mups :hyper
you are not!

PD, you can pick the hooker, dude.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Brehvolution on December 21, 2010, 03:18:27 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM
Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

Sounds like an even better plan. :hump
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 21, 2010, 05:57:02 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM
Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

I'm down! Rates for locals are about $200... or so I hear. :ninja
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 21, 2010, 06:32:59 PM: You don't seem to be a complete and total social failure like Maurice and Arvie, PR. There's still hope for you! The others, not so much.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 21, 2010, 06:51:55 PM: I offer my services free of charge!
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Diunx on December 21, 2010, 06:57:35 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 21, 2010, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM
Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

I'm down! Rates for locals are about $200... or so I hear. :ninja

Damn! thats pretty expensive.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: BlackMage on December 21, 2010, 07:40:36 PM: I want some big ol' titties in my face
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Diunx on December 21, 2010, 07:43:11 PM: :omg
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: naff on December 21, 2010, 08:49:12 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on December 20, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
I just want pussy for xmas

Im seriously you guys
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: drew on December 21, 2010, 09:16:15 PM: if you guys knew what you were missing you wouldnt be acting so cavalier about this offer
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 21, 2010, 09:36:23 PM: what a horrible first experience that would be, the only whores we could afford would be meth skags with alternating teeth
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 21, 2010, 09:48:48 PM: If not for my fear of STDS, I'd probably procure the escorting services of some pornstars.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: tehjaybo on December 21, 2010, 10:33:08 PM: I'll chip in, but only if it's recorded and posted here for our viewing.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Mandark on December 22, 2010, 12:50:55 AM: Couldn't we just pay one of them to roofie and sodomize the other? Two birds with one pill, says I.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2010, 01:12:56 AM: Let's just sent them to http://www.canhescore.com/
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: brawndolicious on December 22, 2010, 01:37:11 AM: Quote from: Mandark on December 22, 2010, 12:50:55 AM
Couldn't we just pay one of them to roofie and sodomize the other? Two birds with one pill, says I.
A gloryhole would probably be easier.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: T-Short on December 22, 2010, 02:58:45 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on December 21, 2010, 02:19:08 PM
Fuck them! Lets pitch in for someone who would actually enjoy it, like a nonvirgin.

not me, you know what will happen

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Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 22, 2010, 08:38:24 AM: Just send me the money and I'll pop their cherries myself.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: muckhole on December 22, 2010, 12:10:44 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on December 21, 2010, 02:00:50 PM
I'm not intrested in ~~hookers~~ girls they carry diseases.

Who said anything about girls? :wag
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Himu on December 22, 2010, 12:14:45 PM: Remember when tiesto said he brought a chick from okcupid home and fucked her and then posted about it? To which demi was like HAW HAW LIAR so tiesto went all "fuck you" and posted a video of him walking from his computer to his bedroom where she was sleeping?

best thread ever
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: demi on December 22, 2010, 12:49:55 PM: lol. Yes that was pretty funny. Tiesto dont give no fucks about whose holes he violates.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: tehjaybo on December 22, 2010, 01:17:29 PM: Link to thread/video.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: tiesto on December 22, 2010, 01:31:50 PM: Quote from: demi on December 22, 2010, 12:49:55 PM
lol. Yes that was pretty funny. Tiesto dont give no fucks about whose holes he violates.

Truly :D

Actually I think that was shuri who called me a liar, not demi, IIRC.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2010, 05:24:01 PM: woah woah woah, we're moving too fast here. Lets at least send them to a kissing booth first.
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: lordmaji on December 22, 2010, 05:26:28 PM: I'm not a virgin, but I need some pussy.

Get wit it. :P
Title: Re: We should buy one of the forum virgins a prostitute
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 22, 2010, 06:02:33 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2010, 05:24:01 PM
woah woah woah, we're moving too fast here. Lets at least send them to a kissing booth first.

Dude, this is Arvie and Maurice we're talking about here. Teaching them how to hold hands without busting a nut is probably a good place to start, then we'll move into sidehugs, regular hugs and THEN kisses.