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Title: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2010, 04:35:06 PM
tub of margarine.  literally, stuck it in.  i haven't cared for the stuff since.  I did it on a dare and now everytime i smell the stuff I remember it.  not cool.

lennedsay, cloudwalking and other chicks, you can tell us the worst thing you've shoved in your cooter.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: demi on December 22, 2010, 04:37:54 PM
Uh oh, Mupepes posting sex topics again
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
mupepe is bored at work again
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2010, 04:50:57 PM
Your mom.

/thread
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on December 22, 2010, 04:50:54 PM
Prole :-X
"I wouldn't fuck Prole with Billy Rygar's dick and Himuro pushin"
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2010, 04:52:34 PM
Smooth Groove's mom.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Diunx on December 22, 2010, 04:57:15 PM
I fucked an ugly chick once, also fucked a fat one but that was good :drool
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Mupepe on December 22, 2010, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on December 22, 2010, 04:53:58 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 22, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on December 22, 2010, 04:50:54 PM
Prole :-X
"I wouldn't fuck Prole with Billy Rygar's dick and Himuro pushin"
If Himu's in, I'm in
at the same time?
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: lordmaji on December 22, 2010, 05:24:40 PM
...haha god I could totally bag on my ex's in this thread.

Even though, I can say a couple of em were awesome lays. :lol

hrmm, THING... ummm, let's be inventive here, the corners of my water bed. haha
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: lennedsay on December 22, 2010, 06:47:13 PM
I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply.  :maf

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2010, 07:06:20 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on December 22, 2010, 06:47:13 PM
I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply.  :maf

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

Sounds like he was just politely turning you down.  :fbm
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 22, 2010, 07:15:53 PM
between two mattresses
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 22, 2010, 07:54:46 PM
Probably a Dixie cup full of water or something stupid. I dunno. I left that nonsense behind along with jerking off to my mom's Macy's catalogs when my house got high-speed internet and I discovered the joys of streaming porn.

I have a friend who allegedly used to jerk off daily at the start of middle school PE. His ingenious method of disposing of the evidence was to rub the inside fabric of his gym shorts together until the polyester or whatever absorbed everything
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: tiesto on December 22, 2010, 08:13:46 PM
Quote from: Diunx on December 22, 2010, 04:57:15 PM
I fucked an ugly chick once, also fucked a fat one but that was good :drool

Yup, same here.

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Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2010, 08:15:28 PM
:yuck

(http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/no-fat-chicks--its-the-law.jpg)
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Diunx on December 22, 2010, 08:17:50 PM
Quote from: tiesto on December 22, 2010, 08:13:46 PM
Quote from: Diunx on December 22, 2010, 04:57:15 PM
I fucked an ugly chick once, also fucked a fat one but that was good :drool

Yup, same here.

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:bow haters don't know what they're missing.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2010, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2010, 07:06:20 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on December 22, 2010, 06:47:13 PM
I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply.  :maf

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

Sounds like he was just politely turning you down.  :fbm

:rofl
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: drew on December 22, 2010, 10:18:11 PM
a sock
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 22, 2010, 10:22:41 PM
a banana peel
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 23, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
Someone watches Weeds. :teehee

I had my pig(fatty)back in the day. That's about it.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Bildi on December 24, 2010, 06:29:09 AM
My right hand.

Left hand FTW.  Right hand for mouse duty.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: GilloD on December 24, 2010, 07:18:54 AM
lolololololl what a dummy
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: lennedsay on December 24, 2010, 08:36:46 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 22, 2010, 07:06:20 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on December 22, 2010, 06:47:13 PM
I have a few ex boyfriends that I nominate despite repressing most memories. Baby carrots attached to complete morons need not apply.  :maf

Well maybe one doesn't count since I later told my BFF, "I don't know what's so sexy about putting on a condom." Because he rolled it on and came at the same time.

Sounds like he was just politely turning you down.  :fbm

He doesn't turn down a tip when he delivers my pizzas. :teehee
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Diunx on December 24, 2010, 09:03:15 AM
Quote from: Kosma on December 24, 2010, 08:38:21 AM
im not saying  :-*

I think we already know :teehee
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 24, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
Quote from: Spencer on December 24, 2010, 02:07:12 PM
One time I put my dick in pudding and had this girl lick it off. To this day, I regret it.


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Waste of my snack pack :(
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We all did some silly things in 2nd grade.
Title: Re: worst thing you've ever stuck your dick in?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 24, 2010, 02:13:23 PM
:lol