THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: lordmaji on December 24, 2010, 11:00:28 PM
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Since it's his so called bday. How about that Jesus? what do you think about him and his groupies?
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Since it's his so called bday. How about that Jesus? what do you think about him and his crew of flunkies?
Fixed. And I don't give a shit but I give less amounts of shit about so-called Santa, so maybe I can sneak into heaven anyway.
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jesus is apparently too concerned with HOMOSINUALITY and THE RAPE OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION and A SOCIALIST MUSLIM KENYAN PREZNIT and MAN'S RIGHT TO EAT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP to worry about a season of giving and kindness right now
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He's a cool dude, haters gonna hate.
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jesus is fine. the majority of his followers, on the other hand, are largely backwards anti-intellectuals and generally horrid hypocrites
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849/
Replace "Constitution" with "Bible" and you wouldn't have to make that many changes in the article.
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Isn't he the guy that died like a thief for everyone on Earth? He kinda rocks.
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i'll be burning in hell with the rest of you
all i ask is a room with a window so i can laugh at my enemies in between screams
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I think Jesus is a pretty cool guy. eh heals the sick and doesnt afraid of anything.
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jesus is fine. the majority of his followers, on the other hand, are largely backwards anti-intellectuals and generally horrid hypocrites
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
-Gandhi
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We go to a green eco-friendly gay-loving hipster Lutheran church here in Seattle. Tonight's midnight service was a lot of fun. There was even an old Swedish fisherman who sang a bunch of Christmas songs in Swedish. Singing Silent Night lit by candles never gets old.
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celebrate the christmas spirit by watching passion of the christ with the whole family
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Who?
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Biggest scammer in history. I respect him for deluding so many people. But I won't fall for it.
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http://harpers.org/archive/2005/08/0080695 (http://harpers.org/archive/2005/08/0080695)
Essential reading (I'm actually serious. One of the best articles on Christianity in America I've ever read)
I think some big evangelical leader (Ted Haggard back in the day), I believe said that the only criteria for being a Christian is accepting that Jesus is your savior. They (the evangelical leaders) will handle the rest.
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i hear christians talk like that all the time. like, the only thing you have to do is "accept" jesus, and you only do that so you don't burn in hell. seriously this takes up like 90% of the preaching i've heard, and they sure as hell don't follow it up with any talk about tolerance or community improvement or anything. it's just "love god and tell everyone you know to do the same or you all roast in hell. thanks for coming!"
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i hear christians talk like that all the time. like, the only thing you have to do is "accept" jesus, and you only do that so you don't burn in hell. seriously this takes up like 90% of the preaching i've heard, and they sure as hell don't follow it up with any talk about tolerance or community improvement or anything. it's just "love god and tell everyone you know to do the same or you all roast in hell. thanks for coming!"
Sounds about right in general.
The Southern Baptists seem to be 100% on this idea though. :lol
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:bow Jesus :bow2
I've spent the last two semesters taking very interesting classes regarding modern scholastic christian theory and synoptic gospel discussion classes. They're general education requirements but I find them fascinating and I feel much more learned in Christianity and Jesus. Moreso than any regular ol' occasional Sunday church-goer who doesn't believe in evolution. :yuck
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::)
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Jesus is a cunt
[youtube=560,345]IONyLZn0pLI[/youtube]
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JESUS :bow2
I'll pray for all y'all heathens heading for hell, if I have the time. 8)
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Big mosh pit in hell bitches :rock
They'll be plenty of bands in hell to rock out to. :rock
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[something concerning excellent gardening considering the wages, hyuck hyuck]
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jesus is apparently too concerned with HOMOSINUALITY and THE RAPE OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION and A SOCIALIST MUSLIM KENYAN PREZNIT and MAN'S RIGHT TO EAT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP to worry about a season of giving and kindness right now
I spent an hour trying to explain to my mother-in-law why the 5000 year leap and Cleon Skousen are insane. I have to admit I did have a hilarious thanksgiving with my Mother-in-law's extended family. It was nuts. Her nephew is a lobbyist for supplement companies and had the nuttiest Obama consipiracies I've ever heard. The worst part is due to his job location of Washington her family was eating it up.
Although I have to admit the fearmongering that led them to huge investments in silver paid off. :lol
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As the resident Christian dude: Jesus was fucking awesome, a gnarly radical and a totally cool dude. Too bad many, many people have worked double time to twist his legacy for their own sick, greedy needs.
This man was about love, no matter what. He'll always take you back. Just be cool to each other- The message of the Bible is clear if you're not trying to use it to justify something: Try and be a good person, it's hard work, you'll fuck it up, it's okay.
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jesus is fine. the majority of his followers, on the other hand, are largely backwards anti-intellectuals and generally horrid hypocrites
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra7_60iwpk8[/youtube]
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Jesus knew he wasn't anybody's messiah but still used it for political gain. The Jews knew his shit stank and hung him out to dry like the charlatan he was. Bunch of fairy tales later and people want to pretend he ever did anything for the world. Dead, buried, gone, GOOD!
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haha wow.
is there any ACTUAL historical evidence for jesus' existence aside from the holy bible?
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Yes.
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Jesus knew he wasn't anybody's messiah but still used it for political gain. The Jews knew his shit stank and hung him out to dry like the charlatan he was. Bunch of fairy tales later and people want to pretend he ever did anything for the world. Dead, buried, gone, GOOD!
INTERNET COOL DUDE #40789: The "Can you believe how KUH-RAZEEEEE I'm being about religion??!?!?!" guy.
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I wouldn't be an atheist if we had some cool gods like the greeks instead of some boring megalomaniac and his hippie son.
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Also, I would find organized religion and those who practice it a whole lot more legit if Christianity's oldest recognized organization wasn't just a front for boy-fucking, which is pretty much indisputable at this point.
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Not to mention that their religion leader is a sith lord.
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Jesus knew he wasn't anybody's messiah but still used it for political gain. The Jews knew his shit stank and hung him out to dry like the charlatan he was. Bunch of fairy tales later and people want to pretend he ever did anything for the world. Dead, buried, gone, GOOD!
INTERNET COOL DUDE #40789: The "Can you believe how KUH-RAZEEEEE I'm being about religion??!?!?!" guy.
You just said you were the resident christian dude, which constitutes believing in gods, angels, demons etc by the 'virtue' of blind faith. By strict definitions, you are insane.
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this thread turned shitty really fast. Are we GAF now?
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this thread turned shitty really fast. Are we GAF now?
Awww Mupps.
It's fun to see what others opinions are on Black, White, Mexican, Asian, Arabic Jesus. :lol
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Mexican Jesus doesn't exist. the rest do
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Mexican Jesus doesn't exist. the rest do
I've seen Mexicanish looking Jesus pictures in Saginaw MI! :lol
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jesus was jewish/middle eastern
Geez, why do you have to bring reality into this! :P
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Jesus was a white man in The Matrix. Case closed.
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:bow THE GREEKS :bow2
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Mexican Jesus doesn't exist. the rest do
I've seen Mexicanish looking Jesus pictures in Saginaw MI! :lol
[youtube=560,345]_a0yDfCGtRs[/youtube]
:bow
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Mexican Jesus doesn't exist. the rest do
I've seen Mexicanish looking Jesus pictures in Saginaw MI! :lol
[youtube=560,345]_a0yDfCGtRs[/youtube]
:bow
I need to go and watch that movie again. :bow