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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on December 31, 2010, 04:45:57 AM

Title: Today I went to leave work
Post by: GilloD on December 31, 2010, 04:45:57 AM
And they locked all 8 exits. A bunch of other people were walking around looking for a way out because the security guard wasn't answering his phone. I had to go out the service entrance, climb on a dumpster and mount the wall around my school to leave work. Please UNNERSTAN YO
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: Diunx on December 31, 2010, 06:55:44 AM
Climbing a dumpster to escape school? That reminds me of my highschool :heart
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: muckhole on December 31, 2010, 07:57:21 AM
  :drudge                :drudge
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101228/tc_afp/skoreaphilippinesroboteducationtechnologyoffbeat_20101228051921 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101228/tc_afp/skoreaphilippinesroboteducationtechnologyoffbeat_20101228051921)

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S.Korea schools get robot English teachers

SEOUL (AFP) – Almost 30 robots have started teaching English to youngsters in a South Korean city, education officials said Tuesday,..

..The robots, which display an avatar face of a Caucasian woman, are controlled remotely by teachers of English in the Philippines -- who can see and hear the children via a remote control system.

"Well-educated, experienced Filipino teachers are far cheaper than their counterparts elsewhere, including South Korea," he told AFP

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/robot-teachers.jpg)

Were you all being locked in the school so your positions could be "vacated" via hot robot death?  Seems so. Stay in the dumpster, Gillo. It's safer in there.
Title: Re: What are you playing?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on December 31, 2010, 08:02:33 AM
:lol I would watch a movie about the trials and tribulations of Gillod's life in Korea.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: GilloD on December 31, 2010, 09:40:20 PM
Seriously, my kids would have that robot in fucking pieces by the end of the class. They're terrible when 2 live people are in the room. It'd be a heinous riot if there was just a robot.

Also, hilariously, the robot has the face of a white woman, but is controlled by a Philipino. Koreans are raaaaaaaacist.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2010, 09:49:09 PM
How much longer do you have in that god awful excuse for a first world country, gillo?
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: GilloD on January 01, 2011, 04:49:05 AM
Until August. One more semester. Yearrrrgghghggh. End of the year will becool, though. My wife needs to finish her thesis, so we're gonna go to Illinois for like 3 months and I ca just fuck around and make music and write and goof off all day
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 01, 2011, 06:00:02 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfwyeD6v60w[/youtube]

My actual school and how we cut class.
I've long suspected that at least a small minority of the burka and veil wearing set were actually ninjas hiding in plain sight.  Thank you for advancing my theory.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: Yoritomo on January 01, 2011, 10:31:35 AM
those are dudes if you can't tell

I always assume everyone is male until I see a vagina with a large object in it.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: Diunx on January 01, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
Was that the uniform Wrath? I wish I could have wear shorts to my school.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: chronovore on January 03, 2011, 02:39:08 AM
GilloD, man, you are living the life. You write well, you should get this into a book or screenplay. I'm in the USA and I read some of this to my sister; she was cracking up.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: Diunx on January 03, 2011, 08:34:59 AM
I can see jack black or owen wilson playing the main role.
Title: Re: Today I went to leave work
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2011, 10:18:01 AM
I can see jack black or owen wilson playing the main role.

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