THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 26, 2006, 12:59:57 PM

Title: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 26, 2006, 12:59:57 PM

The apartment across from me (2nd story) was robbed a few weeks ago. According to the renter the robbers apparently go around knocking to see when people are or arent home. Well anyway apparently they got in through the patio cause the guy didnt lock it. I've already created jams on all window entries from my patio so they cant even get an arm in.

HOWEVER, this morning two guys we're knocking on my door. HRM. They drove a crappy pickup truck with the rear panels lacking paint. Im thinking about reinforcing my patio with hidden barbed wire.

I remember the days when people on the 2nd flood didnt have to worry about robbery! ITS A NEW ERA!

Title: Re: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: Diablos on December 26, 2006, 01:02:43 PM

That's when you open the door with just your undies on.

Title: Re: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 26, 2006, 01:03:49 PM

They'll hurt their backs trying to steal all your Japanese RPG's.

Title: Re: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 26, 2006, 01:04:04 PM

Im house sitting someones cat and it bolts if I leave the door open too long, and ive been victim to too many door to door salespeople.

Title: Re: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 26, 2006, 01:04:49 PM

<shifty eyes>

Title: Re: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: rocketman on December 26, 2006, 01:05:42 PM

Murder them.

Title: Re: Strange people at the door! A new year of paranoia begins!
Post by: brawndolicious on December 26, 2006, 02:27:25 PM

Shotgun, wife beater, vaseline under your eyes, and some booze in the other hand.