I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.
I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.
The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest? That's kind of a dumb thing to say. It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time. The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.
I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.
The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest? That's kind of a dumb thing to say. It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time. The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.
If you want to get logical about the bible, then Adam was a hermaphrodite and Eve was cloned from its ribs, and during the process, Adam became a man...or something.i think i remember that movie. at first the daughter said she stuck a big crayon up her ass but then she was like "nawwww, my dad pounds me"
anyway, according to a Lifetime movie where a father rapes his daughters and is put on trial, sex in the butt doesn't count. Wait, I think he went to jail because he raped his daughters in the butt.
it's why god createdcondomsfacialsspoiler (click to show/hide)or that's just what i like to tell myself...
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I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.
The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest? That's kind of a dumb thing to say. It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time. The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.
Well, I meant, Adam and Eve have kids and then their kids have kids. Who's doing all the mating? Relatives. If Noah's story is true the only conceivable way for humanity to continue living is to fuck your relatives.
That's not really the premise of the Old Testament, though. That's just some bullshit put in there to summarise the creation of the world and the rest of history up to where the important shit starts. It's like: Last week on The Bible... the creation of the world, Adam and Eve, Noah and his happy Ark... and now... an all new episode of... The Bible *cut to ads*
If you want to get logical about the bible, then Adam was a hermaphrodite and Eve was cloned from its ribs, and during the process, Adam became a man...or something.
anyway, according to a Lifetime movie where a father rapes his daughters and is put on trial, sex in the butt doesn't count. Wait, I think he went to jail because he raped his daughters in the butt.
All I know is that first should bang his cousin. Gay incest, the final taboo.
So you guys are so burnt out with mad homo you've drifted to incest approval. I see.