THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Himu on January 05, 2011, 03:20:07 AM

Title: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2011, 03:20:07 AM: THAT'S RIGHT

Boring battle system

Stupid corny jokes

hey this character joins me after one word of dialogue

Crappy encounter system

EARTHBOUND IS SHIT, HAS BEEN SHIT FOR A LONG TIME AND ALWAYS WILL BE SHIT.

Now Mother 3 on the other hand 8)
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 05, 2011, 03:21:36 AM: u mad
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 05, 2011, 03:31:39 AM: oh he mad
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: Damian79 on January 05, 2011, 03:36:41 AM: I liked Earthbound, but i found Mother 3 disturbing. THe bath scene where the yellow haired kid gets his powers or something creeped me out too much.
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: The Sceneman on January 05, 2011, 06:29:39 AM: Earthbound is fucking incredible, I wear the t-shirts

have you played an rpg lately Himuro? basically they dont do cool shit

fail proof Himuro, is now failure Himuro
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: magus on January 05, 2011, 07:18:30 AM: i wouldn't call it sucky but it's averagish as it get and i don't understand why the fan are so obsessed with it (other than "NINTENDO GAME HURR DURR") as himuro said none of the "wacky" bits are that funny at all (tough i must make an exception for the dungeonman and the whole fourside part) and the battle system is dragon quest 1 bland so really i don't get it.....

ehy himu why you don't give a spin to metal max return? it has a horrible battle system but it gets wacky done right and as a plus it's a free roaming game,there is no plot to follow at all other than "go defeat the final boss when you feel like doing it"
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: The Sceneman on January 05, 2011, 07:28:34 AM: the game is hysterical and plays like a dream, what's not to like?
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Post by: magus on January 05, 2011, 07:33:19 AM: the whole first part of the game where you have to beat the gangster and his robot plays like one of those sucky 80' american movie.... i understand that when compared to the over-used rpg trope this looks different but i don't find it amusing at all
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 05, 2011, 09:08:42 AM: Earthbound is very boring. One of the worst nintendo franchises to be sure.
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Post by: demi on January 05, 2011, 09:27:07 AM: Mother 3 :rofl
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Post by: Oblivion on January 05, 2011, 04:12:18 PM: Himu, Viz, you're BOTH right, okay. :-*
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 05, 2011, 04:37:19 PM: no real way to defend this faux-retro garbage
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: tiesto on January 09, 2011, 09:12:12 PM: Earthbound = meh, Mother 3 = awesome
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Post by: Diunx on January 09, 2011, 09:39:08 PM: Yeah this game is indeed crap. :piss jappanese humor :piss2
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: The Sceneman on January 09, 2011, 09:43:46 PM: both games are masterpieces /thread

seriously you cant say the "Dungeon Man" shit in Earthbound is anything short of brilliance
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: The Sceneman on January 09, 2011, 09:45:47 PM: double post
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Post by: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2011, 09:55:35 PM: Never heard of Earthbound or Mother. Homebrew?
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 09, 2011, 10:16:47 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on January 09, 2011, 09:55:35 PM
Never heard of Earthbound or Mother. Homebrew?

You ever play as Ness in Smash brothers?
Title: Re: EARTHBOUND SUCKS, VIZ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 09, 2011, 11:03:05 PM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 05, 2011, 03:27:02 AM
HE'S FUKKIN RIGHT
cosign, brah