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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2011, 01:57:28 PM

Title: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2011, 01:57:28 PM: I had my carpet shampooed today. The dudes got here 30 minutes early, and when I opened the door I could tell they were in a heated argument after one said "stupid god damn pollack" right as I opened the door. He apologized, handed me some stuff to sign, then went back to arguing with his partner. Eventually the younger guy, who was clearly in charge, asked me to join in

Young Borys: Sir I have a question, my friend is crazy. You know when you take shower right
Me: Yes...
Young Borys: Well after you take a shower, what is the first thing you put on?
Me: My boxers
Young Borys: See, he agrees
Old Borys: Just two opinions, bleh
Young Borys: You are wrong
Old Borys: Socks go first
Young Borys: Ok sir, what do you put on second
Me: Pants..?
Old Borys: Shirt go second

For the next hour they argued over this and the weather, I shit you not

Old Borys: Shoveling is tiring. Why can't it just hail in the winter
Young Borys: Because everything would freeze you fool
Old Borys: The wind freezes things, not the hail

They did a very good job though. :bow
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Himu on January 07, 2011, 02:01:46 PM: [youtube=560,345]JyHuG1ks04A[/youtube]
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Tieno on January 07, 2011, 02:59:47 PM: Smh @ Borys
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Brehvolution on January 07, 2011, 03:03:20 PM: I shampoo my own carpet. What does this say about PD's people?
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2011, 03:07:10 PM: The first thing I put on when I get out of the shower is baby powder in my balls :-*
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 07, 2011, 03:09:38 PM: Your stereotyping of Polacks is highly offensive. A distinguished black fellow should know better than that.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2011, 03:10:47 PM: Not my fault 50% of the polish people I've met this year put socks and shirts on first after getting out the shower.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Brehvolution on January 07, 2011, 03:19:42 PM: I'm going to try the socks and shirt idea after my next shower. He may be on to something.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2011, 03:20:41 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on January 07, 2011, 03:19:42 PM
I'm going to try the socks and shirt idea after my next shower. He may be on to something.

Yeah that sounds like a winner.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Mupepe on January 07, 2011, 03:26:26 PM: Bullcrap. That only works on polish women. Any other woman would just laugh at you. Women find men in just boxers, fresh out the shower attractive.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Beezy on January 07, 2011, 03:30:10 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on January 07, 2011, 01:59:20 PM
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What's this from?
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 07, 2011, 03:31:28 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 07, 2011, 03:30:10 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on January 07, 2011, 01:59:20 PM
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What's this from?

http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: drew on January 07, 2011, 04:23:40 PM: socks are the last thing you put on because your feet need to dry out
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2011, 04:55:38 PM: Not wearing a shirt while on the house is pretty normal stuff mojo.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Robo on January 07, 2011, 05:16:00 PM: I put my briefs on last because I'm right in front of the mirror when I get out of the shower.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: demi on January 07, 2011, 05:52:37 PM: I like to admire myself naked before, and after the shower. Just to make sure my dong still looks good.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 07, 2011, 05:58:06 PM: Boxer briefs > boxers
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2011, 06:05:00 PM: :supergay
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2011, 12:52:42 AM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 07, 2011, 05:58:06 PM
Boxer briefs > boxers

Dunno, I used to agree but I'm really digging regular boxers now.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: pilonv1 on January 08, 2011, 02:57:09 AM: all polish people are insane. I went to uni with a bunch of them and they were crazy.
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 03:40:51 AM: Quote from: Borys on January 08, 2011, 03:23:54 AM
Ruskies are insane, Pollacks are mild next to them.
aren't pollacks ruskies?
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Corporal on January 08, 2011, 08:48:54 AM: See, this is why we need the EU. No more Polaks, Ruskies, flying Dutchmen, or Nazis to confuse other countries. :D
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 08:50:25 AM: Quote from: Kosma on January 08, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: Borys on January 08, 2011, 03:23:54 AM
Ruskies are insane, Pollacks are mild next to them.
aren't pollacks ruskies?

Arent belgians just dutchmen? :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee
there are no belgians :punch
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2011, 10:55:17 AM: Quote from: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 08:50:25 AM
Quote from: Kosma on January 08, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: Borys on January 08, 2011, 03:23:54 AM
Ruskies are insane, Pollacks are mild next to them.
aren't pollacks ruskies?

Arent belgians just dutchmen? :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee
there are no belgians :punch

Then how come I'm able to eat their waffles?
Title: Re: Borys, explain your people
Post by: tiesto on January 10, 2011, 10:14:39 PM: Quote from: pilonv1 on January 08, 2011, 02:57:09 AM
all polish people are insane. I went to uni with a bunch of them and they were crazy.

Hopefully you're not including Polish-Americans in that stereotype :wag