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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ruzbeh on January 07, 2011, 07:09:30 PM

Title: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Ruzbeh on January 07, 2011, 07:09:30 PM

I BOUGHT THIS VIBRATING TOY THAT USES A TOUCH PAD AND IT WON'T FUCKING STOP IT'S BROKEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE ENGINES ON IT ARE POWERFUL TOO, IT MAKES SO MUCH NOISE

I'M WAITING FOR THE BATTERY TO RUN OUT BUT IT'S BEEN GOING FOR 80 MIN NOW AND IT'S SHOWING NO SIGN OF STOPPING I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Toy in question: http://sexuality.about.com/od/vibratorproductreviews/gr/Cobra-Libre.htm

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Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: demi on January 07, 2011, 07:21:56 PM

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA leave it in your ass hanging out

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2011, 07:30:01 PM

The fuck is that?

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: demi on January 07, 2011, 07:40:16 PM

Why would you leave it running? Start fucking that fake pussy man. Sleep with it on your dong.

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Brehvolution on January 07, 2011, 07:41:32 PM

Throw it over the fence and let Arby's worry about it.

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 07, 2011, 07:43:10 PM

Quote

Touchpad controls can be temperamental if lube gets on them.

mystery solved

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 07, 2011, 08:02:49 PM

You spent $140 on a busted jack off machine.

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 07, 2011, 08:05:21 PM

$140 would buy you a lot of real-life blowjobs around here

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: demi on January 07, 2011, 08:12:00 PM

I'm down

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 07, 2011, 08:18:10 PM

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on January 07, 2011, 08:05:21 PM

$140 would buy you a lot of real-life blowjobs around here

That sounds like an offer.  :-*

Title: Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 07, 2011, 08:18:41 PM

 :teehee